Aircraft Wars, Better start earlier! :)

If war strikes in the skies, resulting a price cut on airfares.

I'm on hands for it!!! :P
(Don't you?)

Maybe only the CEOs of SIA, MAS and Airasia will not give their nods.
(Who cares, we are the consumers right?)

First our very own SIA jumped at someone across the ocean complaining that they are not OPENING up the air route for SIA to fly to somewhere where you use USD currencies.

Then they can be gracious enough to open the air space to welcome low budget carriers to fly from our lovely first class airport.

But who knows (until now then I know) that SIA has a foot in MAS and they are not OPENING up the air route for SIN to KL to SIN.

Is there a quote which goes like: "The black kettle calling another kettle black?"

Anyway, let them fight, and we shall enjoy the ride.



Now to put you into a Happy New Year mood,
here's a little joke for you.

- For the un-married only -
(I am saying this because recently I have a change in my status...)


Primary School Joke
================

There is a primary one school boy, Tony, who likes his pretty english teacher very much.

One day, he finally mustered the courage to approach his teacher and said, "I love you teacher!"

His teacher replied: "I don't like small kids".

Tony reverted: "That's alright, I'll be careful, there won't be any small kids".

*Teacher faints*


Wishing all of you a be-lated Merry Christmas and Merry New Year 2007.

- May USD fall until I can change my fortune of SGD at a superb rate of 1.48
- May the stock market crash by mid 2007 where I have already cash in my profits
- May the god bless you.
:: Cause it is the last workday for this year and damn it I have to work full day!

Kiasu OS, made in Singapore

Before Microsoft Vista hits our stores...

Our made in Singapore product will rule the market first...

Because we are the Kiasu Operating System.

Check it out!!!

(To enlarge, use your magnifying glass)


From this point onwards, I have to say.

Either this creator is damn free, or you are damn free to read.
Hahahahah....




If PR and Citizens pay the same, why be a citizens???
If you have dual nationality, why become one???

Mind Tickling Puzzling Questions

Just trying to clear my "faulty" post entries so that my blog can resume it's normal layout...

Sucks right?

Anyway, here goes:

Q: In the 26 characters of the english alphabets, when the "ET" alien goes off, how come there are only 21 characters left?

Hehehehe
*grins*

A: Because that "ET" took off with his ship, called "UFO"

LamE!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahha


Q: There is a sharp shooter with only 2 bullets left. There is still a red-faced monster which requires 2 bullets to kill and a green-faced monster which require 1 bullet to kill. How can the sharp shooter kill two monsters with what he has?

Mind cracking eh?
This answer will sound more logical and funny in mandarin.
:D
Chill!

A: First the sharp shooter kills the green-faced monster. Upon seeing that the green-faced monster is being killed. The red-faced monster turns green ("lian qing qing"), then the sharp shooter finishes him with the last bullet.

*Crappy*

Free Wireless in Singapore :: wireless@sg

Hey hey hey...

Just tested the free wireless@sg wifi connection in the CBD area...

Sucks big time... so god lord damn slow...

I tried, qmax, icell, wireless@sg... all ... cannot make it.
The coverage isn't that fantastic as yet, so don't bother.

I haven't try at those designated outlets as specified by the providers, such as Singtel hotspots in Burger King, Starbucks, etc. Those should be alright.

In case you don't understand what the hell I am complaining about...
Don't bother too... Just follow any one of the links to register for your FREE wireless account for the next 3 years to join me on the same bandwidth... :)

Nooooooooooooo nononononono ... don't join me...
That piece of pie will get smaller if more and more people join to suck the bandwidth dry...
Nooooooooooo

But nevertheless, I'm the man. You are the woman.
Here are the links:



Qmax : http://www.qmax.com.sg/wirelessatsg/Term.htm



ICell : http://www.icellnetwork.com/registration.php



Singtel : http://home.singtel.com/wirelessSG/wsg_reg1.htm

PS: These are direct links that skips all the crap that you need to loader in order for your to fill up your registration.


Thank me first, then thank the government...
Actually, thank yourself... Cause you are paying tax,
and they are increasing it, to support freebies like this,
for the whole republic. 7% ? I'll bet it will be 10% for the next increase.


My arse is on the table!