Be nice, whenever and wherever

 

One must look good, even when you are drunk.

You have to play a part being the citizen of the country.

(Retailers can start to sell beautiful country knickers)

 

 

So perhaps our traffic police should inform our citizens in another "CREATIVE" way:

 

[Ladies version]

If you drink, don't drive.

But, remember to wax!

 

[Gentlemen version]

If you drink, don't drive.

But, remember your rubber!

(Recently, I think I saw a Japanese brand coming to town,

looks like it's close to nothing at all.....  *grins*)

 

 

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Wear nice knickers  and wax, please

British Police are telling booze-fuelled British women to wear nice
knickers and wax their bodies, newspapers reported yesterday.

The latest attempt by the police to get hip with the kids is aimed  at
hammering home a responsible drinking message to the sort  of young lady
who might be  found blind drunk and vomiting  in a gutter after a night
out on the town.

"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think,"
reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures  of a scantily-clad woman
collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up.
You could show off more than you intended - for all our sakes, please make
sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax," it
says before going on to advice responsible drinking. - AFP

 

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There is always alternative but RED CARD

When it comes to breaking the rules, there is only one result.

Receive the RED CARD. (Perhaps you can get the SILVER boots)

 

 

First, travelling on BUS lane during restricted hours,

YELLOW CARD

 

So many carpark don't choose, wanna go Atrium,

YELLOW CARD

 

They managed to capture your offence with evidence in photos,

YELLOW CARD

 

Didn't use your HEAD to THINK before you drive.

RED CARD

 

 

Nothing to say lor, they have the right not to response to your queries.

(Did they do anything against the law?)

 

 

Did the government enforced you to DRIVE?

Aren't there buses, taxis and mrt?

Those aren't alternatives?

 

 

 

However, if you haven't been summoned, would you have RAISED this issue that there's no ALTERNATIVE to the relevant authorities?

Will you? Will you? Will ya?

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bottomline:

Just like our beloved tactic used often in our "Service"

You can do anything you like, just don't get caught.

RED CARD.

 

 

 

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WHEN THERE'S JUST NO ALTERNATIVE TO THE BUS LANE
------------------------------------------------
Letter from (Name has been deleted, but recorded by United Premas)

I wish to recount a rather unpleasant encounter on June 30. Along with
several other motorists, we were caught on camera by traffic wardens from
United Premas when travelling on the bus lane along Orchard Road outside
Plaza Singapura.

However, in order to make a left turn to go into the Atrium carpark along
Oldman Lane, it is necessary to travel on the bus lane. So, it is unfair
to take motorists' pictures and issue them a summons.

We were still trying to clarify the matter with the officers, when the
operation was supposedly cancelled suddenly by their superior and they
started to pack up  and leave.

The officers were unprofessional and discourteous when dealing with us.

We would like the authorities to clarify if motorists should be making the
turn from the turning lane or from the straight lane.

Also, why was the wardens' operation cancelled abruptly for no apparent
reason?

 

============ End of Extract =================

 

 

They gave you the sweets, now to face the music...

Comfort raising their fares?

 

(((((

Comfort is clever to raise first, cause the last entity to raise,

will be REMEMBERED. Not the first one...

 

WHY???

Because impressions LAST!!!

)))))

 

Taxis getting more expensive?

 

Just Taxis alone?

 

Or the whole transport sector is jumping on the bangwagon?

 

You already have decided. You made the choice.

 

Between BAK CHOR MEE and WAN TAN MEE

 

I still prefer WAN TAN MEE, Hong Kong styled.

(With genuine PRAWNS, not pork floss okie?)

 

 

 

 

 

They gave you the "Progress" sweets,

delayed the fare increase,

So now, they are bringing you 

to witness the real DEAL.

(Too much sweets will make your JAWS drop...)

 

 

 

Am I sounding too political?

If yes, please beg FOR my pardon,

I'm not good with words...

Neither am I good with TYPING...

 

But there's one thing you can be sure of...

I have no agenda behind... that impacts your life.