Aircraft Wars, Better start earlier! :)

If war strikes in the skies, resulting a price cut on airfares.

I'm on hands for it!!! :P
(Don't you?)

Maybe only the CEOs of SIA, MAS and Airasia will not give their nods.
(Who cares, we are the consumers right?)

First our very own SIA jumped at someone across the ocean complaining that they are not OPENING up the air route for SIA to fly to somewhere where you use USD currencies.

Then they can be gracious enough to open the air space to welcome low budget carriers to fly from our lovely first class airport.

But who knows (until now then I know) that SIA has a foot in MAS and they are not OPENING up the air route for SIN to KL to SIN.

Is there a quote which goes like: "The black kettle calling another kettle black?"

Anyway, let them fight, and we shall enjoy the ride.



Now to put you into a Happy New Year mood,
here's a little joke for you.

- For the un-married only -
(I am saying this because recently I have a change in my status...)


Primary School Joke
================

There is a primary one school boy, Tony, who likes his pretty english teacher very much.

One day, he finally mustered the courage to approach his teacher and said, "I love you teacher!"

His teacher replied: "I don't like small kids".

Tony reverted: "That's alright, I'll be careful, there won't be any small kids".

*Teacher faints*


Wishing all of you a be-lated Merry Christmas and Merry New Year 2007.

- May USD fall until I can change my fortune of SGD at a superb rate of 1.48
- May the stock market crash by mid 2007 where I have already cash in my profits
- May the god bless you.
:: Cause it is the last workday for this year and damn it I have to work full day!

Kiasu OS, made in Singapore

Before Microsoft Vista hits our stores...

Our made in Singapore product will rule the market first...

Because we are the Kiasu Operating System.

Check it out!!!

(To enlarge, use your magnifying glass)


From this point onwards, I have to say.

Either this creator is damn free, or you are damn free to read.
Hahahahah....




If PR and Citizens pay the same, why be a citizens???
If you have dual nationality, why become one???

Mind Tickling Puzzling Questions

Just trying to clear my "faulty" post entries so that my blog can resume it's normal layout...

Sucks right?

Anyway, here goes:

Q: In the 26 characters of the english alphabets, when the "ET" alien goes off, how come there are only 21 characters left?

Hehehehe
*grins*

A: Because that "ET" took off with his ship, called "UFO"

LamE!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahha


Q: There is a sharp shooter with only 2 bullets left. There is still a red-faced monster which requires 2 bullets to kill and a green-faced monster which require 1 bullet to kill. How can the sharp shooter kill two monsters with what he has?

Mind cracking eh?
This answer will sound more logical and funny in mandarin.
:D
Chill!

A: First the sharp shooter kills the green-faced monster. Upon seeing that the green-faced monster is being killed. The red-faced monster turns green ("lian qing qing"), then the sharp shooter finishes him with the last bullet.

*Crappy*

Free Wireless in Singapore :: wireless@sg

Hey hey hey...

Just tested the free wireless@sg wifi connection in the CBD area...

Sucks big time... so god lord damn slow...

I tried, qmax, icell, wireless@sg... all ... cannot make it.
The coverage isn't that fantastic as yet, so don't bother.

I haven't try at those designated outlets as specified by the providers, such as Singtel hotspots in Burger King, Starbucks, etc. Those should be alright.

In case you don't understand what the hell I am complaining about...
Don't bother too... Just follow any one of the links to register for your FREE wireless account for the next 3 years to join me on the same bandwidth... :)

Nooooooooooooo nononononono ... don't join me...
That piece of pie will get smaller if more and more people join to suck the bandwidth dry...
Nooooooooooo

But nevertheless, I'm the man. You are the woman.
Here are the links:



Qmax : http://www.qmax.com.sg/wirelessatsg/Term.htm



ICell : http://www.icellnetwork.com/registration.php



Singtel : http://home.singtel.com/wirelessSG/wsg_reg1.htm

PS: These are direct links that skips all the crap that you need to loader in order for your to fill up your registration.


Thank me first, then thank the government...
Actually, thank yourself... Cause you are paying tax,
and they are increasing it, to support freebies like this,
for the whole republic. 7% ? I'll bet it will be 10% for the next increase.


My arse is on the table!

Chicken Wings kills?

Women eating too much chicken wings will get cysts in their womb?

If it is true, please lower your consumption, for your own good.

If not, it must be duck stall owners are having a hard time getting female
customers...
Because they cannot "Panggang" their duck wings and sell for a dollar each.
Hahhahahahah

- What you see on advertisements, are almost impossible
What you see on drama series, are real-life similar -

To all the smokers out there

Attention to those specific SMOKERS whom are COMPLAINING about the HAZE.

 

You don’t have the right to…

 

whY???

 

Because you are the contributor to a small percentage of it.

 

Now, at least you have a feel of how we felt when we were inhaling your 2^nd and 3^rd party smoke.

 

I have no objections towards smokers, just don’t blow the smoke in my face, or anyone else’s.

 

 

 

Now, to start off a good Friday.

 

To marry for richer or poorer

====================

 

Guy: *drinking at a bar with a sad face*

Bartender: Why are you looking so sad?

Guy: I have married a beautiful wife and she made me a millionaire.

Bartender: WOW, that’s great, if I am a millionaire, I would be so happy!

Guy: You don’t understand.

Bartender: Why not, you have the money, you have the lady, you are the luckiest guy.

Guy: Before I got married, I was a billionaire.

Bartender: *STUMPED*

 

 

Haze is on the loose,

Stay indoors and get comfortable.

 

Better sales people

Need to hire the best sales man to achieve targets and quotas?

 

Fear no more

as more private companies have the ready pool of talents,

for YOUR quota job.

 

They can appear anywhere,

Anytime, even in wee hours,

To fill up the quotas,

As long as you give them a number,

They will try all means to get it done for you.

 

They don’t need to speak.

They don’t need to argue.

They don’t need to response.

They just need to punch a few buttons,

You will be begging for their mercy.

 

They are none other than the fearless uniformed wardens that

terrorize the parking lots and disappears with a trail of a long note.

 

 

They have great camouflage skills where you cannot see them

     even 70% of their uniform are white in colour.

They work 365 days around the year and around the clock

     even when everyone is sleeping, they are not.

They are armed with the best weather resistant equipments

     even thunder storm, haze and scotching sun cannot deter them.

 

 

So, what do you say?

Need human resource with the best sales?

We have got all of them lined up for you.

 

Hurry before the best gets hunted.

Call 1800-Quota-Sure-Hit NOW!

While stocks last.

 

:)

 

What makes a superb management

Want to learn more?

Read on…

 

*Warning*

You may become one of them as well.

 

 

How to be a good one?

(So that you can stand in for the next election)

 

When you drive and speed…

They imposed a law to confine you

 

When you chew and spit…

They imposed a law to fine you

 

When you behave out of control…

They send you to a rehabilitation hole

 

When you break the law or commit crime…

They send you to jail and condemn you for life

 

When you are discharged from the prison…

They create more jobs, but only to give you a yellow ribbon

 

When you import legal goods and make more money…

They labelled it as illegal and make you sorry

 

When you are poor with no lawyer to defend…

They escort you to jail to polish the fence

 

When you support and vote for them…

They bring goodies so you won’t forget them

 

When you switch sides to the opposition…

They strip your perks and sink you into depression

When you comment them in the papers…

They remove you and your writing status

 

When you comment them in the magazines…

They claim a new law that you haven’t seen

(Read a link for more enjoyment…

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/234343/1/.html)

 

 

What’s the moral of the story?

======================

 

If you cannot educate people.

You CAN eradicate people!

 

If you cannot beat them.

You CAN ban them!

 

If you cannot teach and impart.

You CAN restrict and punish hard!

 

 

 

Best Wishes, yo Johnson

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Johnson.

Although I cannot attend your wedding dinner,
but my best wishes still goes to you,
Both of you. :)

Have a wonderful night and enjoy yourselves.

After saturday... 7 Oct 2005
You belong to the Hubby Club. =p


Oh before I forget,
Happy Birthday brother o brother o mine...
Although I am not the first... but hopefully not the last...

You have grown...
You have matured...
You have...
the best present...
:)


Take care and we should catch up when I'm back.


WL aka DJC aka LC

A Short Quick Magic

For your information only.

To create "havoc" or an "EXPLOSIVE" impact using public transportation is
very easy.
Let me show you the "101" Dummy Ways of Placing an Unwanted Object in the
transport system.

MRT - MASS RAPID TRANSIT.

Dummy #1:
Pretend to be a pregnant woman, not too big...
(maybe 3-4 months)
Carry a bigger than average handbag
(with whatever inside to MAKE the impact)
Then board the train during the morning peak hours.
(around 8:00-8:30am)

Portrait that you are strong,
walk across the those passengers whom are seated,
*MAGIC* - their eyes will somehow be CLOSED! :P
There, as long as you get the whole stretch of passengers with eyes closed.
There you have it, just dump your bag and no one will even BLINK an eye!

Hahahahhahahaa

Dummy #01:
Being an old man helps too, white hair is a must.
Train lines on your forehead are convincing.
Wear a polo tee, (those umbrella brands) tucked in.
Plus those lazy man shoes.

There you have it.
Somehow or rather, the magic seems to work.

The moment you step into that particular cabin,
You will find most passengers that are facing the doors.
AUTOMATICALLY, their eyes will start to FADE OUT...

(Somehow, I think they are trying to mediate to
PRAY that they wouldn't be in such a state?)

This "101" Dummy Lesson is proudly brought to you by:
** SMRT
** SBS
** LC

The best timing to try these dummy methods will be the morning and evening
peak hours.

PS: Just pray that you won't meet some kind souls.
;p

Survival in restaurant in Jakarta 2 of 2

... Continued from post on 24 September 2006.

ME: *shaking legs while observing the best sushi plate on the conveyor belt*
~After a few minutes
*still enjoying my ocha panas, sipping away*
(do all old people enjoy hot drinks?)
(or the young passion of cold drinks are not longer passionate?)
(what are you having today? Panas or cold?
~ I keep forgetting the bahasa term for cold… Grrrr…)
~Not long after
STAFF: *serves the salmon sashimi*
“… … … salmon sashimi … ..”
*uses her fingernail to strike off the item on the order chit*
ME: *thinking to myself, YA YA, whatever, I know it’s sashimi laaaaa*
~for a split second
*shocked with mouth closed, brain cells getting wild*
“Huge, thick, yummy, juicy, salmon sashimi that I have ever seen so far…”
(Hey, I just got my arse onto the right seat in the right restaurant… :p)



ME: *looks around for the wasabi*
“DARN, nowhere in sight!”
*SAW IT. Just at the serving counter of the staff*
“erhh.. how to ask for it? … Itu … Itu… Wasabi? Who cares…”
*waiting for the right moment to strike, waves at staff near to the wasabi, point to it and OPEN MY MOUTH to ASK* “WASABI” *ends with a smile*
(It always work, with a smile, didn’t your teacher teach you that? I bet he/she sucks then)
STAFF: *Delightful passes the wasabi over*
ME: (Hey hey hey, I got my wasabi)
*mix 75% wasabi with 25% soya sauce* = YUMMY hot spicy brownish green mud!
*dips fat salmon sashimi into my mud and divides the catch into half for prolonged ecstasy…*
(I guess you won’t be interested in the munching process?)
(Fast forwarding…>>)
…..
(but I will furnish you with some pictures okie? Don’t be sad)
(I know it is a bit dark, compromise will ya?)





…..
ME: Ocha panas not longer panas, left with 10% full. Or you like it as 90% empty.
(how to get refill without opening my mouth?)
*aims for STAFF standing from a distance in order to prevent any conversation attempt. SPOTTED, waves, hold cup to a level where STAFF can see, do the Macarena water pouring dance move*
STAFF: *Acknowledges and gears into action right away*
~after a while
STAFF: *returns with ocha panas*
ME: (Hurray!) *awaits ocha to be filled, and deliver with the most convincing Indonesian accent* “Terima Kasih” *nods head to double up the thank you*
STAFF: *reply with a smile*
(Didn’t I just light up her day? I sure hope so. For those for have not been in the service industry, a smile means a lot. Sometimes bigger than a SGD $50 note when you are not feeling so good on that particular day, Trust me, I have been there before… and back ALIVE!!!)
…..
ME: *continues with delicious yummy food*
…..
THE FINALE
==========
(I believe you know the international sign language to ask for the bill)
(If you don’t, let me know, I’ll send you an animation of it. So that you can save it into your mobile, pda, laptop and show it to the STAFF where ever you go and it works)

ME: *again, spots a STAFF from a distance, displays the MARTIAL ARTS style of asking for bill*
STAFF: *nods with acknowledgement*

The rest, you should know, sign and pay end of the month, yeah?

(Collect the receipt, lift up your chest, push away the chair with elegance, walk as if you are floating, upon passing the front counter, sway your hair and turn back your head to give them a finale greeting: “Terima Kasih”…)

What can I say?
I already did… And a lot!!!

Survival in restaurant in Jakarta 1 of 2

You don't know the place
You don't know the language
You don't know the practice
You are hungry
Yet you have no money
But equipped with a credit card
This is how you survive


Heat is on my arse.
All the way to my head.
My nose is running.
My throat is whining.
It's 6pm on a Saturday.
I had just finish my work for the day.
SUSHI TEI was my venue.
Credit Card is all I can use.
I'm running low on cash.
I still have a week to survive on 250K IDR (Rupiah)
I know a little bahasa.
That's all I can anyHOW ghasa.


Here it goes...
First, the legend (for you to understand the whole process)
ACTIONS are enclosed with *asterisks*
CONVERSATION are enlcosed with "quotes"
(.... in between quotes means I don't understand what the hell they are saying)


When you walk towards the entrace of the restaurant.
Once you catch an eye contact with a front end staff.
You have to use your finger to inform the staff
how many diners are they expecting.


ME: *shows index finger* and smile
STAFF: reply with smile and confirms with you on the number of diner.
"...... satu orang ....... .... ....."
ME: *nods head*
STAFF: checks the restaurant and suggested
".... bar ... ... ya?"
ME: *nods head* and follow staff to table.
After I'm seated, the staff passed me the menu and starts to yak:
STAFF: ".... ... ... minuman ... ..."
ME: Identify knowledgable words, but didn't response, cause the yakking was too fast.
STAFF: *assisted me to flip the menu to back page* which displays beverages.
ME: Ahhhh... asking me what would I like to drink?.. "ocha panas"
STAFF: ".... .... .... ...."
ME: "YA."
STAFF: *walks away to prepare my order*
ME: Phew. So far for the initial encounter.
*Continues to browse the menu for cooling stuffs and non-deep fried*
~after 2-4 minutes, the staff returns and stands beside me awaiting my order
ME: *continues to browse menu*
STAFF: "... .... ...." + *points to certain picture*
ME: *pretending to understand and accept the suggestion* + *continue to flip and browse*
STAFF: *getting impatient* ...after a while...
*walks away for other customer's attention*
~2 minutes later, I am ready for the order.
ME: *signals for a staff for my order by showing the menu and some hand gestures*
"ini Salmon Sashimi", *flips page*, "ini Salmon Cha Soba" *flips page*, "Ikura Sushi"
*closes the menu and returns to staff*
STAFF: "... ... ... Salmon Sashimi... ... .. . Salmon Cha Soba ... Ikura Sushi... ...."
ME: *nods heads with a gentle smile*


to be continued...
(Stay tuned to follow the story...)

Vitacimin, nice booster sweet?

Barney barney,

That's what my barney asked me to buy,
VITA-CI-MIN. An equivalent of Vitamin C tablets but in CONDOM packaging...
Hahahahahha

Don't get me wrong...
See to believe...

Luckily the "sweet" is not made up of rubber. ;)

Until the weekend comes, I'll have more pictures on Plaza Senayan...
and more malls...

SIDE TRACKs
Anyone needs DVD? Region = 9
One Movie :: Cheap Cheap, $5 only nia.
Buy more cheap more. Quality good good, 4 types of languages for the subtitle.
English, Chinese, Bahasa Indonesia and Foreign dialect.
Want cheaper, get it yourself, HERE!

My Hawaiian Dinner In Indonesia

Before I start anything...
Happy Anniversary Barney!!!
(I can win here... yeah?)
You will not win here anymore yeah?

Check it out,
American Flavour in Indonesia...
Plaza Senayan, a 5 minutes walk from my Hotel.

LOCO MOCO
Sound Hawaiian, Taste Indonesian...
Hahahhaha



These are some of the advertisment on their food.




This is my favourite drink in Indonesia ever since I set my first foot into the land of Indonesia and their endless islands...

Avocado Juice!
(Their version comes with chocolate fudge being "garnished" in and around the juice...)
Pretty neat!

I have tried Avocado Ice Cream from Tatao Cafe. (Cannot remember the exact name)
All I can say is, first taste = amazing
The rest of it, bitterful sucks!!!!!!! *Poooi*

Tried Avocado juice at Senayan City also...
Sedap siah...
Singapore's one... tak bisa "FIGHT" ya...


And for my main course...

Hawaiian Chicken Noodle.

Accompanied with diced tomato, vegetables, fried shallots, super seasoning and diced chickens with practically LEAN meat or purely SILKY skin. Heheheheheh

That's all for my update...

Will have more eating places in days to come...

Gotta sleep now.

Good night.

Love ya lots...
Cheers...

School Work Love Society

First you talk about school,
Along the way you talk about crushes (love),
Then you talk about work,
Along the way you talk about couples and hideouts,
After which you go on to talk about standards of living,
Along the way you talk about marriage,
Not long after you talk about society
That is where you want to contribute...
(Or start to contribute...)

And this is where you should start:
(If case you don't know how to, I have got a sample for you to follow)

<< Incoming Mail >>
Hi My Dear Ladies & Gentleman,

As you might have heard, another man is going to go down the holy path of
marriage.
He would sincerely like to invite you to his wedding dinner.
But before he can do that, the most important thing is to make sure that
all of you receives his "blessings aka red bomb".
To ensure that, if you have not passed him your address yet,
please do so, if not "Xxx" will be very very sad if he can see you there.

regards
<name has been "screened" to protect the identity>
<< End of Incoming Mail >>

If you have got a recent mail like this,
you should not let "Xxx" be sad and provide him with a reply as follows:

<< Outgoing Reply >>
Dear My Red Bomber,

Let me offer you my most sincere congratulations to you.
Thank you for sharing the bomb with me,
however I will not be available to receive your bomb until I come back
from my trip.

However again, my letter box will be open 24 hours so that you won't be
sad.
The address is as follows:

101 Old Parliament Road,
Parliament House.
Singapore 101101

I look forward to your explosive dining experience... ;)

Cheers,
<name has been "screened" to protect the identity>
<< End of Outgoing Reply >>

Handphone Cheats and Careless Folks

After reading the article, you will know what it means.
(Name has been excluded to protect myself, not the shop owner, BUT
Location is revealed partially to protect future victims)

xxxxxxxxxx Pte Ltd
(Lucky Plaza Basement, Near 7-eleven)

Maybe it has been circulated by their rivals where they sales are low.
Maybe it is just opportunity they see and yet the victim don't.
Maybe it is the genuine case.

Whatever the Maybe,
If you are looking for bargains, don't feel offended if you got cheated.
Take a look at another perspective, if you are willing to go to those main
shops,
SingTel, Starhub or M1. Will you suffer the same fate?

It's because you wanted advantage, but lost, so you blame the other party
for taking advantage. What kind of loser is this?

At this day and age,
one must know the amount of risk to take
in exchange for the amount of benefits.

If there is a law which says business must operate lawfully and honestly.
You don't need receipts.
You don't have scams reported.
You don't even need police.
The justice judge may be out of job.

I sincerely feel for you, BUT
you have to understand :
- the world is unfair and will never be fair.
- the world is ugly, the people are worse.
- the world is round, the fate goes around.

- The article can be seen as long-winded
The article can be seen as descriptive -

>>>>> Article Extract >>>>>

> Hello Friends,
>
>I just want to share with you a terrible experience we had when we
>traded-in my mother-in law cellphone at the CYBER JIN Pte Ltd (Lucky Plaza
>#B1-81,near 7-eleven) this weekend.
>
> The story goes like this; my Mom wanted to trade-in her old cellphone
>to buy a brand new N70. We accompanied her to the Lucky Plaza hoping we
>could get a good bargain. Then we found this store that agreed to buy my
>Mom's cellphone for $220 and would charge us only $550 (net) for an N70
>under the condition that we do both transactions (buy and sell) with them.
>So far, this store offers us the best bargain compared to other
>stores from the rest of the building.
>
>We agreed to their transaction proposal as we were then in a bit of a hurry
>(she was only a tourist and would stay in Singapore for only 4-days).
>However, when we were about to pay, the salesman suddenly told us "Why do
>you want an N70? This is a very bad phone. In fact this is one of the most
>problematic phones of Nokia." He immediately caught our attention and in
>fact gained our trust (imagine a salesman telling you that a product you
>are about to buy from him is not worth the money you are paying it for). He
>then proceeded to make his presentation about why
>we should not buy an N70 and even said "If you really want it I can sell it
>to you but please know that we've heard a lot of complains about it".
>
> Afterwards, he brought out an N6280, which he said was by far a better
>phone than the N70 at almost the same price (he even gave another short
>presentation of its advantages). Of course, since he already gained our
>trust, we found his presentation very convincing. We bargained for the
>phone and he said "I can give it to you at just $555 (net)".
>
>After being impressed by a convincing presentation, my Mom agreed to
>trade-in her old cellphone for $220, and buys the brand new N6280 for
>$555(This means that she just would have to shell out another $335). We
>told the salesman that we would pay by Nets and we gave him our card.
>
> While paying, he tried to sell to us a 64Mb mini-SD Card for $20. We
>said we did not want it (as my mother wouldn't use it anyway). We proceeded
>with the transaction, got our phone and asked for the receipt.
>
> The salesman said that the Nets certificate would be our receipt.
>Should we encounter any problem, we just look for him and he would be
>happy to assist us. Since we are in a hurry, we took our phone and nets
>certificate and left. While we were leaving, he handed us the 64Mb mini-SD
>Card and said "Take this as a free gift from me".
>
> After a long day of sight seeing and a little shopping, we finally got
>home and my mom finally had her first chance to test her new cellphone. To
>her surprise, the supposedly brand-new cellphone had contact numbers (some
>even had photo-contacts) of some people in its phone memory (meaning it was
>used and wasn't brand new!). We then checked the phone's serial number
>(IMEI#) and again to our dismay, we found out that the phone's IMEI#
>doesn't match the IMEI# listed in the box. We did a research to see what
>other things the salesman tricked us into believing and we found out that
>the 64Mb SD Card that he was trying to sell us for $20 was in fact part of
>the phone's original package (some other things listed as part of the
>original package as seen from brochures were also missing). Not just that,
>we checked the Nets certificate, and learned that he charged $355 instead
>of just $335 (so sneaky, we didn't even notice!). Worst of all, we found
>that the price of the N6280 from
> neighboring stores is just $450(net) while he sold it to us for a total
>of $575! (Including the extra $20 we did not notice that he charged us
>through Nets).
>
>Imagine how disappointed my Mom would be after knowing that she bought a
>cellphone that is not just $100+ overpriced but is also isn't brand new as
>we were made to believe (plus the fact that some of the components from the
>original package were removed and the that salesman charged more than what
>we had agreed).
>
>The next day, we went back to the store to complain and get a refund. The
>salesman said that he couldn't give us a refund. What he can do is to buy
>the cellphone we bought from him a day ago for $575, and give us ONLY $300
>(does he think we're that stupid!!!)... We did not agree and
>insisted a REFUND; during our discussion one of his colleagues shouted,
>"Give them a new box so that they would leave!!!" (He's so rude!) I don't
>know how stupid these people think we are if all we came for was to get a
>new box.... I told them that if they wouldn't refund our money, we would
>report this matter to the police. They just gave an insulting grim and said
>"Go ahead, we'll see you in court" and then one of them lit a cigarette
>(inside the shop), and smoked in front of us and along the hallways of the
>mall (while wearing that insulting smile) as if
>telling us that he is not scared of the police. In fact, he can smoke in a
>"No Smoking Zone".
>
>While we were leaving (to complain to the police) we came across an Indian
>couple who owns souvenir shop nearby and told us that this (our incident)
>happens almost every week. The Indian lady said that this store always gets
>complains from tourists but are always able to get away with it because
>tourists usually would just go away. She also said that this store avoids
>(if they can) giving receipts to unsuspecting customers to cover their
>fraudulent transactions. She suggested that if we can, we should complain
>these people to the authorities because they make Singapore look bad. We
>went to the security department of Lucky Plaza and the security people
>helped us contact the police. The Lucky Plaza security people also admitted
>that this always happens but it's just not their jurisdiction so they
>really cannot do anything about
>these incidents other than making a report to the police. The security
>people also advised that it is illegal for a store not to issue a proper
>receipt detailing all transactions to a customer. This means that the Nets
>certificate that we have (although having the store name and address) is
>not a valid receipt after all.
>
>The police came, talked to us and told us to wait for them at the security
>counter of the mall while they went to the store and talked to these
>people. We told the police that we want a refund because we were cheated
>and do not trust these people or any of their products anymore.
>
> We also reported that the store did not issue a proper receipt. The
>police went to the store, talked to the manager and came back to tell us
>that the manager's suggestion was to give us a new N6280 (one that matches
>the IMEI of box and the unit!!!) so that all of these would be settled. We
>told the police that we want a refund and we don't want to do any business
>with them. Then, the Police suggested that we file our complaints to CASE,
>because they are not the right person for these kinds of situations.
>
>As of now, we are gathering all evidence we can that could help when we
>file our complaint to CASE. We are hoping that the Nets certificate that we
>have will suffice as one of our evidences. We are no longer interested of
>the refund, what we want now is to teach these crooks a lesson so that they
>will stop cheating other people.
>
> Let this email be a warning to you and your friends. Always check a
>product very well (research if possible) before buying and always make sure
>you get a 'detailed receipt' of all your transactions.
>
>Never fall prey on these predators waiting for unsuspecting customers.

>>>>> End of Article >>>>>

What's the point? Why mask?

Use your brain, use your brain, your brain, BRAIN!

First you mask first 12 digits...



Next you mask the last 4 digits...



Combine these two useless receipts and you get a >>

PAPER CREDIT Card.

(If you haven't notice, they are from the same restaurant)

Are they really putting in effort? Or not enough?
Or are we there yet?
Is there a need yet?

Anyway, increasingly, the online stores are beginning to check
the additional digit behind the credit card.
We called it the "hidden" 3 digits.

Are we feeling safer already?

Anyway, how much can "they" robbed you from your credit card?
Hor?

Since you "robbed" the bank for 55 days.
You can also allow others to rob you,
but not for 55 days, for eternity... Hahahha


If you want,
do it right,
If you don't,
don't bother,
half fu*k jobs,
doesn't bring you anywhere.

(This applies to all, not just CC companies)

Canon IXY 800 (IXUS 800)

You have to admire the technology, Image Stabiliser.

I have just got a Canon IXY 800 (SD 700 IS Digital)





- 4x Optical Zoom, (digital zoom are plain useless)
- Image Stabiliser, (say good bye to flash overkill photos)
- Fun feature - colour swap!

These are the highlights that I want to share with you folks.
Simply amazing!
I have used quite a number of digital cameras for a while.
(Many thanks to all my friends for parting with their beloved cameras for me)

And I know it's time for me to get one myself. With the recent introduction of image stabilisation technology, it's time to hunt for a simple, light, memory friendly, reliable and quality camera.

Cameras that I have short-listed: (CAM - Storage - SGD)
- Panasonic FX01 - SD/MMC - $600+
- Casio Series, Z60, Z600 - SD/MMC - $500-600+
- Sony T30 - Memory Stick - $700+
- Canon IXUS 800 - SD/MMC - $749

As you can see, most
Image stabilization cameras cost around half a grand, so it's prudent to choose the best one. You can compromise on shots, but not on cameras. So, this is considered an invaluable investment that captures the moment and replays your history.

With simple point and shoot (PnS) digital camera, there are only two credible players.
Canon and Nikon. (Nikon was not chosen due to the absence of image stabilisation)
Then there came Sony. All long, I have considered Sony to be paying for the "BRAND".
With Steady Shot introduced, it totally changed my perception. Frankly speaking, "Steady Shot" is currently the best image stabilisation technology around. But still, memory storage was expensive as compared to the highly popular SD world.

So therefore looking at big picture, Canon IXUS 800 is still my ultimate choice.
I'm lovin' It!!!

Thanks a lot Terese for the long long journey. :P
And all the rest of the purchases.

To let you have a taste of what color swap can do...
It can turn green peas into BROWN ones...
Hahahah... Just for leisure shoots...



Original Photo Color Swapped
(Photos are original from the camera, only cropping is done)

But once, I had a friend who told me about photos you see on the net.
You do see beautiful pictures by lousy or not so popular cameras,
It's not the photographer is good, is not the camera is good,
it's the person who did the photo editing, that is GOOD.

Photography comes in a package.
You need to know how to SHOOT and EDIT.
Beautiful photos don't come easy.

- We thank god when it's Friday
Do we blame them when it's Monday? -

Parenting Tips, not just about Tits

Dear lifetime contractual parents out there,
(and those without contract plans parents, looking out for NEW plans with
FREEBIES and discount)

If one ain't going to take care of your own kids, don't
blame it on the maid or his peers from leading him/her astray.
You only got yourself to blame...
(Don't sign over the bikini line of the contract and terminate contract,
penalties applies)

Why? If you need to juggle, juggle it well.
Don't do half-fuc* jobs, wanna bring up kids, bring them the best.
(words has been censored to protect the young, and my refined status -
Hahahah)

Best doesn't always mean LuXuRiOuS gifts and rewards.
Generally, people are always thinking of substitution.
"I didn't spend enough time with my kids,
so I can repay by":
- giving them extra pocket money
- buying them new hand phones and gadgets
- fulfilling their materialistic needs

GOD DAMN you !!! (YOU this kind of parent)
If money would to be so powerful,
why not pay someone to do your job
and you can nurture your children with your REAL love.
I doubt you know the meaning of LOVE, so just drop dead.
(Don't cross the road with hope to be knocked by a car,
you are just bringing more misery to another innocent party,
why can't you learn???)

So in the first place, if you cannot afford to cope,
don't crave for tits nor ticles, if wanna have them, have some control...
if too shy to buy control, let me know, I'll get some for you...
(Never trust SELF CONTROL - 8 out of 10 lose control)

- Damn LAME ah, BUT
Don't blame the TITS -

Ok, read on for more pricking story:

>>>>> Begin of extract >>>>>

SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR CHILD IS THE BEST GIFT
------------------------------------------------------
Letter from Nelson Quah

I refer to Frances Ong Hock Lin's article, "Real gifts of a road warrior
parent" (Aug 14).

I agree with her that parents should not replace or substitute themselves
with gifts that will have a negative impact on their children. Instead,
they should always strive to build a healthy relationship with them.

This problem is not only restricted to parents who have to travel overseas
in the course of their jobs. It also happens to parents here who spend
most of their time at work, outsourcing their parenting duty to maids.

Feeling guilty for not spending time with their children, they will try to
make up for it by lavishing large sums of cash as an allowance for them to
spend at shopping centres and fast-food outlets.

These kids are left on their own with little guidance. Many could end up
mixing with bad company, causing headache and sometimes heartaches to
their parents.

Perhaps, it is time for busy parents to ask themselves if they are happy
with the type of relationship they now have with their children. If not,
it is within their power to take the first step towards improving it.

>>>>> End of extract >>>>>

The PADANG - Bring your pandan cake

Hey people...

The best way celebrate national day is to be present at the padang...
But the performance is over, the fireworks are over, the prime minister...
WHO CARES? (Oops, lucky this is not the main stream paper, yea?)

Nevertheless, there is a encore performance, totally vu-ja-de.
NOTHING to do with [N]on [D]elighful [P]arade.
(Because I wasn't allocated tickets to this non delightful event,
blame it on myself, that I did not have the luck of the 8 TOTO winners
to buy black market tickets...)

BUT, a special event by Class 95.
Please, no kiasu-ism allowed.
It's meant for the romantics...
It's meant for the family bonding...
It's meant for the potential date...
It's meant for the lovey dudey couple...
It's not meant for the "uncontrollable" BABIES, please.

Thank you for your cooperation.

A bang for your buck
(No need bucks at all, except the ever increasing transportation cost)
Free Movies!!!
==============
X-Men III: The Last Stand (Don't worry, you can sit down and watch them
STAND)
Mission Impossible III: But I saw him wearing the Impossible is Nothing
shoes.

Here is where you can find out more details.

http://www.class95.sg/main2.htm

Date: Saturday, 19 August 2006
Time: 6.30pm
Venue: The Padang

Proud Class 95 Listener.
Cause there's only one CLASS.

- [C]heerful [L]ovable [A]ffectionate [S]exy [S]ingaporean -

Terror Threats

With all these terrorist around...
The way we live will be so... different...

Imagine shopping at crowded place, u risk losing ur life rather than the last piece of discounted blouse.

With liquids being banned on flights, we are going to suffer from dehydration.

Without hand carried luggages, all Gucci & LV hand bags will not attract anyone in the luggage deck of the plane!

HAaaa...

This tiny entry is brought to you by AvantBlog using my Dell Axim 51v.

- No fancy...
Just simplicity -

An Every Year Affair

Now they have shed the light...
It will come every year, whether you like it or not...
You have no choice, they are the cheapest form of transport...
Every year 1 cent, 10 years only 10 cents mah?

So every year, does our SALARY gets increased as well?
At least, at the same rate of 1% minimum???

In case you haven't take into calculation, it's PER TRIP.

So what is the best alternative to taking the public transport?
NONE. (Oh, ya you can suck THUMB)
All I can say is, their stock will keep on rising.
- This statement is not an inducement to buy -

BUT don't you think the frequency level is not optimized whenever we need it? Eg. During office peak periods? Why do we always have to SQUEEZE?

We can only see what PTC can do to alleviate the situation.


Sometimes how I wished Singapore has not progress so fast,
I miss the good old days of fun which has been exterminated in today's fast advancing technologies.


There's no time for you to take a break.
Even the infamous kit-kat is dead now, right?


>> Extract >>

SBS Transit and SMRT apply for bus, train fare hikesPosted: 01 August 2006 2054 hrs
It is confirmed. Both SBS Transit and SMRT have applied to the Public Transport Council to increase their bus and train fares. The application came just hours before the deadline to do so expired at the end of Tuesday. The proposals for the fare hikes, if accepted by the PTC, will be announced next month and will kick in by October. This year, there has been a slight change in the dates. The deadline to apply for adjustments was pushed back from May to August because the PTC said it needed time to implement changes to the Act, such as introducing new service standards. Fuel costs have been rising for the two big bus companies, by as much as over 40 percent just in the last year. SBS Transit says that diesel is its second biggest cost item after manpower. So it has decided to ask for a fare increase after much deliberation. With the formula imposing a 1.7 percent cap, SBS Transit says that most adults travelling on its buses and trains would see a one-cent to two-cent increase in fares. If the maximum is approved, that will yield SBS Transit almost $10 million a year. SMRT is also planning an increase averaging two cents, affecting mainly adult and senior citizen stored-value EZ-Link cards. In many ways, the fare increase was widely expected. When the new formula for calculating fare increases kicked in last year, the government said small and regular increases were preferred to big jumps every few years. So, fare adjustments will probably be annual affairs now. And both SBS Transit and SMRT have already hinted they would do so. Both companies also say that they are mindful of the problems the fare increase would impose on the not so well off. Hence student fares and concession passes will be unaffected. Both companies will also have funding schemes for the lower income groups to offset any burden posed by fare increases. But will commuters accept these arguments? <<>>

<<>>
"They have the reason for raising their fares. Because of the oil.....they have to have a coverage. So I think it is ok," said a commuter. "First, it was the oil price increase, and then the bus fares, and then the taxi fares. It all came so suddenly. It's not the amount, it's like all at once. It kind of adds up for us," said another. "What will be, will be. But when fare increases, there will be upgrading of services and it's useful for upgrading," said a third commuter. "Students, older people and the poor people would probably need more help," said a fourth. The new head of the Government Parliamentary Committee for Transport, Cedric Foo, told Channel NewsAsia that the companies should also consider discounted rates for poor school children, off-peak rates for retirees and issuing a limited number of free passes for the unemployed who need to commute for job interviews. - CNA/ir

>> End of Extract >>

Be nice, whenever and wherever

 

One must look good, even when you are drunk.

You have to play a part being the citizen of the country.

(Retailers can start to sell beautiful country knickers)

 

 

So perhaps our traffic police should inform our citizens in another "CREATIVE" way:

 

[Ladies version]

If you drink, don't drive.

But, remember to wax!

 

[Gentlemen version]

If you drink, don't drive.

But, remember your rubber!

(Recently, I think I saw a Japanese brand coming to town,

looks like it's close to nothing at all.....  *grins*)

 

 

=========== Extracted ============

 

Wear nice knickers  and wax, please

British Police are telling booze-fuelled British women to wear nice
knickers and wax their bodies, newspapers reported yesterday.

The latest attempt by the police to get hip with the kids is aimed  at
hammering home a responsible drinking message to the sort  of young lady
who might be  found blind drunk and vomiting  in a gutter after a night
out on the town.

"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think,"
reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures  of a scantily-clad woman
collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up.
You could show off more than you intended - for all our sakes, please make
sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax," it
says before going on to advice responsible drinking. - AFP

 

================================

 

 

There is always alternative but RED CARD

When it comes to breaking the rules, there is only one result.

Receive the RED CARD. (Perhaps you can get the SILVER boots)

 

 

First, travelling on BUS lane during restricted hours,

YELLOW CARD

 

So many carpark don't choose, wanna go Atrium,

YELLOW CARD

 

They managed to capture your offence with evidence in photos,

YELLOW CARD

 

Didn't use your HEAD to THINK before you drive.

RED CARD

 

 

Nothing to say lor, they have the right not to response to your queries.

(Did they do anything against the law?)

 

 

Did the government enforced you to DRIVE?

Aren't there buses, taxis and mrt?

Those aren't alternatives?

 

 

 

However, if you haven't been summoned, would you have RAISED this issue that there's no ALTERNATIVE to the relevant authorities?

Will you? Will you? Will ya?

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bottomline:

Just like our beloved tactic used often in our "Service"

You can do anything you like, just don't get caught.

RED CARD.

 

 

 

========== Beginning of Extract ================

 

WHEN THERE'S JUST NO ALTERNATIVE TO THE BUS LANE
------------------------------------------------
Letter from (Name has been deleted, but recorded by United Premas)

I wish to recount a rather unpleasant encounter on June 30. Along with
several other motorists, we were caught on camera by traffic wardens from
United Premas when travelling on the bus lane along Orchard Road outside
Plaza Singapura.

However, in order to make a left turn to go into the Atrium carpark along
Oldman Lane, it is necessary to travel on the bus lane. So, it is unfair
to take motorists' pictures and issue them a summons.

We were still trying to clarify the matter with the officers, when the
operation was supposedly cancelled suddenly by their superior and they
started to pack up  and leave.

The officers were unprofessional and discourteous when dealing with us.

We would like the authorities to clarify if motorists should be making the
turn from the turning lane or from the straight lane.

Also, why was the wardens' operation cancelled abruptly for no apparent
reason?

 

============ End of Extract =================

 

 

They gave you the sweets, now to face the music...

Comfort raising their fares?

 

(((((

Comfort is clever to raise first, cause the last entity to raise,

will be REMEMBERED. Not the first one...

 

WHY???

Because impressions LAST!!!

)))))

 

Taxis getting more expensive?

 

Just Taxis alone?

 

Or the whole transport sector is jumping on the bangwagon?

 

You already have decided. You made the choice.

 

Between BAK CHOR MEE and WAN TAN MEE

 

I still prefer WAN TAN MEE, Hong Kong styled.

(With genuine PRAWNS, not pork floss okie?)

 

 

 

 

 

They gave you the "Progress" sweets,

delayed the fare increase,

So now, they are bringing you 

to witness the real DEAL.

(Too much sweets will make your JAWS drop...)

 

 

 

Am I sounding too political?

If yes, please beg FOR my pardon,

I'm not good with words...

Neither am I good with TYPING...

 

But there's one thing you can be sure of...

I have no agenda behind... that impacts your life.

 

Committed? It depends where u come from...

Commitment really takes a lot of effort.

 

Marriage is long journey, the amount of time, effort spent in showering your love, your care, your concern on everything the revolves around the couple, (shotgun kids) or "legally rightful" kids, more parents, more in laws, more more more.... trouble?

 

Blogging is also a long journey, as a matter of fact, a never ending journey until the author is promoted to live within thin air.

 

To show how committed and ready you are for just about anything, try doing your "committed thingy" for the initial 3 months with a fixed time schedule. (perhaps, once a week, twice a week or twice a month, etc)

 

  - But Marriage has no trial, so don't TRY it first before consulting your MAMA -

 

Hahahhahahahahah

 

 

 

 

If you can survive with difficulties, extend your trial period again.

If you can manage and survive with enjoyment, then bring it on. You are READY.

 

For all you people out there.

I ready. Just ready. Maybe not ready. Ok. Partial Ready is the word.

(As you can see from my blog entries, you can figure it out yourself)

 

 

 

- Money is never an issue,

Just not enough -

(When does anyone has ENOUGH of money?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just an article to share:

 

=============== Extracted from Today newspaper (29 June 2006)

 

CHIAM'S $80M-REQUEST REJECTED
-----------------------------
National Development Minister Mah Bow Tan has rejected Mr Chiam See Tong's
request for $80 million in upgrading funds for his Potong Pasir ward.

The Potong Pasir Member of Parliament wrote to Mr Mah last Wednesday
asking how he could get access to the funds for improvement works.

But in his reply to Mr Chiam, which was copied to the media, Mr Mah
explained that the  $80-million upgrading package was proposed by People's
Action Party candidate Sitoh Yih Pin as his plan for the constituency if
he was elected.

Since the majority of Potong Pasir voters rejected  Mr Sitoh and his plan,
Mr Mah said the issue of funding no longer arises. He added that as Mr
Chiam claimed during the election campaign that his Town Council had
enough funds to do lift upgrading for all the blocks over the next five
years, he should therefore proceed to do so. - Channel NewsAsia

 

=========================================

 

One conclusion?

Many perspectives?

 

- Sore Loser?

- What you commit, cannot be reverse!

- Politics are UGLY!

 A person who knows only software and
nothing on hardware can't go anywhere
 Another person who knows software and
hardware can go somewhere but not everywhere
 Another person who knows software and hardware and
inside out of his underwear can stand in anywhere.

---

The World Cup Is Now On Your Favorite Front Page - check out www.yahoo.com.sg

Why get marrieD?

Because you need to get a house in Singapore?

 

Because you need a legal commitment?

 

Because you want to "SHARE" your fortune when you split?

 

Because you want SEX? *Ahem*

"I don't think nowadays you need this to get LAID..."

 

 

Share your thoughts, my friend...

 

 

 

Every little things you do,

makes a difference.

 

 

The big, just got BETTER

Hehehe..

 

Shall we get our government to review this to promote our boom rates?

 

WHY Do we always have to wait for someone to do, someone to die, someone to search before we can PROVE that it works?

 

How come there isn't any RISKs involved in making decisions?

 

Or they just want to MINImise as much RiSk as possible?

Scardy CAT!!!

 

 

 

>>>>>>>>> Extracted from Today paper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

32-HOUR WEEK CAN AFFECT UNBORN BABY
-----------------------------------
LONDON - Pregnant women who work more than 32 hours a week in stressful
jobs risk the health of their unborn child, new research claims.

Babies born to these women have been found to be five ounces lighter than
the average birth weight - the same as those of pregnant smokers. The
results provide evidence of the effect of stress on a developing baby and
has led the man in charge of the research to call on pregnant women to
work no more than 24 hours a week.

The study - involving 7,000 women and conducted by the Amsterdam Born
Children and their Development research group - also found that mothers
suffering from stress are more likely to have babies that cry excessively.

It revealed that working long hours increased the risk of developing
pre-eclampsia, a serious complication of pregnancy caused by a defect in
the placenta that restricts blood flow to the baby.

Prof Gouke Bonsel, who headed the study, said: "Women with high stress
jobs would do better to work no more than 24 hours from the beginning of
pregnancy."

Prof Vivette Glover, from the foetal and neonatal research group at
Imperial College London, said more flexibility and understanding in the
workplace was needed. "Stress increases the levels of a hormone called
cortisol in the mother. This hormone can cross the placenta and we know
that cortisol can cause a slowing in growth," she said. - AGENCIES

 

============ End of Extract =============

 

 

Wait for Terror bomb, then they look out for terrorist

Wait for Airline crash, then they start to scan your hand luggage

Wait for Earth quakes, then they send help to relief

Wait for People die, then they begin to cherish lives

Wait wait wait, can't they do something now?

 

 

What you doing now?

 

Must be something right.

 

Right?

 

You BET!

 

- Just had a salmon avacado temaki for breakfast. YUMMY!

Plus a three layered buttered-egg wholemeal sandwich with tomato, lettuce and smoked salmon! -

 

Local Universities - TOO QUICK? Or just too...

TO All:

 

(Who are applying for local universities)

 

Perhaps you are not even in the KIV list dude!

Why?

Maybe because: (they are not in any order of precedence)

- your results are of average

- you are not from good secondary schools

- you are not those that are paying good money to them (foreigners)

- your parents did not "contribute" to them?

- "maybe" you voted the wrong "SIDE"??? (let me play the CCTV and review)

 

If everything you want transparency then who came out with the word "confidential"? Or maybe not so strict then "restricted"?

 

By the way, "waiting list" are for VIPs + the persistent ones.

Not those just....... :)

 

Better luck next time dude.

 

Wishing you all the best.

 

 

Yours Sincerely,

SIM - Nuturing Sharp Minds

Maybe your "THERE" not SHARP enough

 

 

Extracted on 16 May 2006

===================

 

TOO QUICK WITH REJECT LETTERS
-----------------------------
Letter from Lim Boon Hee

I refer to the News Comment, "When head and facts prevail" (May 12). I
feel local universities can afford greater transparency on admissions. It
is typical for a student to apply to all three local universities and
foreign universities simultaneously. When the results come in, the student
chooses the best option and forgoes the rest.

The first relevant question is: What happens to the places that are not
taken up? Are they given to foreign students or reserved for special
cases? At present, such information is kept secret.

Secondly, it is unfair to send out rejection letters before the final
deadline for accepting places in universities, because of the "single
student-multiple applications" syndrome. When a student who has been
successful in all his applications accepts the foreign university's offer,
he creates three local vacant places, one each at the National University
of Singapore, the Nanyang Technological University and the Singapore
Management University.

Yet rejection letters to other applicants have already been served, saying
there are no places left! Would those who have been served rejection
letters then be put on the waiting list?

 

====== End of Extract =======

 

 

First Peanut, Now Gomez, What's Next?

First, someone made Peanut famous

 

too famous that we cannot use now.

 

 

Second, someone made Integrity famous

 

Liar is Third on the line.

 

 

In Singapore, you always learn something new.

 

But the way I see it, the more you learn,

The more you are being BARRED from using it.

 

Common folks like us don't have the capacity to utilise these powderful terms.

I guess only those in WHITE can use them.

(Without the danger of ending up in courthouse)

 

 

Do you know what is the fourth word in the pipeline?

Let me enlighten you: A word that starts with "E"

P-I-L-E (of SHIT)

 

Wanna know why?

Wanna bet on it (or bet on World Cup)?

 

 

Just because you are in nonPAP party:

  == you don't get the same benefits?

  == you don't get help if you need a job?

  == you don't get Lift upgrading?

  == you don't get financial aid?

 

 

Can I assume the following based on the above questions:

If you don't follow PAP,

  ++ you are 2nd class citizens? (Like US White vs Black?)

  ++ you don't get same citizens benefits?

  ++ you cannot land a government job?

  ++ your appeal power is weaker?

 

 

Can I name PAP as the following based on the above assumptions:

  >> Big and powerful

  >> They say 1, we cannot say 2

  >> Question (incorrectly) and face legal actions

  >> Write anything more, I'll be SUED :( :( :(

 

 

 

My personal point of view:

PAP candidates are being backed by powderful leaders, the new incumbents have yet to show their powers. Let the true leaders shine on their own, don't SPOON FEED them. They are already adults, big enough to eat sleep shit on their own. Strings puller don't deserve my respect even though they can climb higher and faster than other candidates.

 

Everything depends on relationship, if you are fortunate and have good links, whatever you do in life will be as smooth as ice-cream.

 

 

I am not rooting for any party.

Just for the sake of the majority.

 

Happy Birthday My Barney!

(Happy Birthday song requires copyright royalty fees)

So here is my composed birthday song for you.

 

"

Happy Birthday to you

Singing once you No Hue

Until I say your name, Barney!

Then you'll smile at me too

"

 

 

Humans are funny creatures:

  When young, they love birthdays

  When middle-aged, they dislike birthdays

  When senior, they ignore birthdays

  When old, they hated birthdays

 

Why is that so?

How am I supposed to know?

 

I'm still in between young and middle-aged.

Ask someone older you stupid no-brainer.

 

 

*Oops*

 

Almost forgot that I am supposed to wish Barney happy birthday.

 

 

Barney,

may all your wishes come true

so that I can tag my wishes with you

 

Merry Birthday!

 

 

Big big prawns

Big big scallops

Big big sauce

Big big pasta

Big big offer

[based on Zap Zap theme advertisement]

 

Here we go!!!

 

 

 

[do you know who my Barney is?]

 

[am I suppose to write a book and tell you?]

 

 

"A" is no longer POPULAR

A is no longer popular.

A is no longer favoured by the mass.

A is going to be history.

 

[For those of you who are still scoring "A"s in schools, keep it that way]

 

For those men who support big boobers,

Say YEAH!

[I can't hear you]

Say YEAH!!! YEAH!

 

And for those A-cup ladies, now it's the time, sign up NOW!

- FREE upgrades (no contract required)

 

When you travel to Beijing or Shanghai, not only can you get cheap bras, you can even get BIGGER bras.

 

[Remember my thesis on Good and Cheap]

[Maybe I can do another one on Cheap and BIG]

 

See the article from 25th April Today newspaper:

------------------------

 

CHINA'S BIG BRA BONANZA
-----------------------
Many makers say they no longer produce A-cup bras

BEIJING - Chinese women's breasts are becoming bigger and have become a
hot topic in China following media attention.

But bra-makers said that they noticed the growth last year and started
making bigger sizes to cope with the change, reported The Shanghai Daily.

Most said that they have stopped producing A-cup bras and some have even
created sub-brands to specialise in larger bra sizes.

Hong Kong-based Embry Group began reacting to the trend last year.

"We don't produce A-cups for some bras with larger chest circumference now
as demand is low," Ms Li Na, a spokesman for Embry, which has counters in
most of Shanghai's department stores, told the newspaper.

"At the same time, we increased production of C, D and E-cup products and
also found sales booming."

Ms Zhang Jing, a saleswoman with the Triumph brand at Landmark Plaza said
she's surprised to find many women under the age of 20 need bras with C, D
or even E-cups. "It's so different from the past when most young women
would wear  A- or B-cup bras," she said.

Taiwanese underwear brand Ordifen was another to act quickly after
receiving feedback from customers.

"For a time we only made A- and B-cup bras for many categories of products
but now C-cups have become a major focus especially in big cities like
Shanghai and Beijing," said spokesman Feng Wei.

While there were no scientific figures to prove that breast sizes were
growing quicker in large cities than underdeveloped areas, the Beijing
Institute of Clothing Technology released a report last week saying the
average chest circumference of Chinese women has hit 83.53cm, up nearly
1cm from the early 1990s.

The growth is credited to women eating more nutritiously and taking part
in more sports.

 

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PS: No offence to what so ever CUP you are "HOLDING", I just wish that I can hold the WORLD CUP.

[For a minute]

 

What is the moral of the article about bigger CUPS?

 

1) Bigger CUPS can hold more "liquid" therefore require a bigger support

2) Bigger CUPS can be achieved by having more nutritious food

3) Bigger CUPS can be "exercised" through Bedroom SPORTS

 

Hence, forget about those breast enhancement advertisements you saw, if it was really that good, why aren't all the operators of that company having BIG CUPS instead of BIG GULP? (The more they drink, the more they TALK only)