Recap Pressie Part I - Day 1

It’s about time.
On my 27th Birthday
That I will reveal,
blog entry about my life,
instead of typing concepts revolving around other people’s life.
(I think I saw Life Nagger somewhere... Hmmm... wait till I drill that person first...)

Just like Ocean Ou, he choose to reveal his cover, I have chosen mine, on this special occasion, to share my joy with all my readers (if any), especially my DEARLING, SXLP!

And for the first time, my feelings will be exposed! No piracy, 100% genuine!

Executive Summary:
My birthday celebration is totally awesome. Thank you my dearling for planning all this. Made up of three different parts, to give surprise, suspense and satisfaction. I kinda notice that, all the planned activities are associated with the letter “B”, how coincidental?

Main Body:

Part I – Brazilian Restaurant Churrascaria (spanning across 2 days)
On the 23rd Nov, two days prior to my birthday, I was heading home after work as usual. Upon reaching my block, I’ll open the letter box and retrieve all the mails in hope of any letter that is address to my name.

There is a special reason why I’m always filled with hope when opening the letter box, because Forest Gummy Bear once said, letter box is like a box of chocolate, you and take the “chocolate” and throw away the “wrappers”. Dearling will know the reason! ;p

As always, I’ll filter the junk wrappers and sieve the chocolate letters. Ah HA! One out of three is addressed to ME! The handwriting seems somewhat familiar but definitely from a gal. (Well, in this day and age, do guys still send snail mail? YES! Only one guy in my group, way to go my Weng Bro!)

I walked into the lift and wondered what’s in there? A birthday card? An Invitation? A highly impossible winning lottery ticket?

The first thing that came to my mind was a birthday card, BUT it was elongated in size (like those three fold A4 paper), so it might be a letter. What LETTER? While waiting for the lift to reach my destination floor, I tore the letter’s flip apart, and managed to see portion of the fillings, “Cordially Inv…”. I held onto the letters and walk through my door. (I don’t have to give you the details on how I open my door right?)

First thought, who is getting married now? I have a few possible candidates among my group, but don’t think they will hold it near the year end.

By the time I settled down, sit on the dining table and open the letter, I went: “What kind of present is this?” A laminated card and a high quality art paper note. I realized that it was from my DEARLING! :o Hooo hoo hooo. :X SHIT! I tore the letter like SHIT just to get a glimpse of what’s inside…. SHIT SHIT shit! Nevertheless, I’m really happy and surprised that dearling prepare such a invitation for me. This time round, she really caught me off guard. (Well, we always foil each other's plan because... we KNOW!!! Hee hee)

The laminated card contains the details of my birthday dinner meal tomorrow and the words on the note are NOT MEANT for WRITING IN PUBLIC. Hee hee hee. (Don’t let you all know… ;p)

At the same time on a different geographical location, my dearling is at KlearCut (Far East Plaza - Told her that her hair is not RECOMMENDED to use the promotional package at $120! Grrrrr! Do you always face this kind of situation from the hair salons?) rebonding, (in preparation for our Aussie trip), SUX and LONGGGGG waiting time are enough to describe experience. I text her to tell her that I received the Invitation!

-Happy Day-
-Feeling: Excited-

More to come the next day…

End of Part I – Day 1

It's My Birthday Today!

When you are READING THIS!

Before you even think of greeting me HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

WHERE IS MY PRESENT !?!?!?!?!???????

Hahahahahhahaha


I'm supposed to write my feelings on a dinner treat by my dearling for today's post, but I haven't got the time to write a serious one.

So meanwhile, I shall send you people a song to pass your time while waiting for me to update this entry...


Fire away - Chicken Little (O-zone)

(By the way, there isn't suppose to be video, but if you happen to SEE it, CALL ME!
And that Guo Meimei roaches song just sank my mood everytime I hear it)

- Happy Birthday to me,
I'm twenty se.......ven,
.......................................
....................................... -

Moral of an email story

It is a wonderful story ..... I've just received from a friend.
(I wonder how this friend manages his/her time to send EMAILS? Hahahahaa)

*OK. Serious*

It was a sports stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running.
Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying.

When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.

One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.
Officials were shocked.

Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium.
Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!

YES.
This happened in Hyderabad (INDIA), recently! The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children. Yes, they were mentally retarded.

What did they teach this world?


Teamwork?
Humanity??
Equality among all???
(That those normal are WORST than the SPASTIC????
Although it is a sad fact, but I had to believe it...)

Phew, lucky I'm not normal. :)


"" Success is not about reaching your destination before everyone,
but how you reach your destination ""
(Darn bloody good QUOTE I must say, but I have a better one)


- Success is to lift someone else when he is down
but when it is a she, you have to go deep deep down -

Good Poem - For Chinese Literate Only

First, I need to declare that I am not racist...
(before I get any lawyer's letter)

Just a good poem to share...

Read when you are free...



Click here for a full image view

Just straighten my thinking for my quote

Now for the updated one:

I shall now present you

- Think Simple, Think Life, Think Concept
You Think, You Need, You Click -

Pretty Neat eh?
Click what? (You may be asking)

http://lifeconcept.blogspot.com LA!!!

We are living in a Happy...

Versary!!!

Happy Versary!!!

Yellow Submarine!!!



Happy Anniversary my dearling!

Without you,

this blog wouldn't have happen!
you wouldn't have anything to read!

Thank me, but don't thank me,
because I want you to feel indebted!

Hahahahhahahahhahaa
Whahahhahahahahahha
Wakkakakakakakakkakaa

*oops*

Just kidding my dear.

- Loving you is my forte
Sayanging you is my fortune -

PS: Your birthday pressie is with you all along, setting your room up for a nice and soothing ambience to doze off.

(Must write down here... if not forget, still have blogger evidence to recall... :D)

Singapore... clean... green... without ???

After viewing some photos from a friend in US...
The photos were taken in a culture fair exhibition... (Or should I say showcase?)

I didn't realise that Singapore is ..........................

Honestly, I think Singapore really lack a unique culture, because we are the JACK of of all cultures.

Talk about costumes, we don't have
Talk about tradition, we don't have
Talk about products, we don't have (Can we showcase our NewWater)

However...

Talk about kiasuism, our proud displays never fail to impress
Talk about ungracefulness, our buttocks are bigger than the elderly in the MRT
Talk about taking things for granted, our tap water AKA drinking water are being wasted!

Now, are we talking diversification?
Take a look what Singapore is BEST described as?
http://www.marimari.com/content/singapore/best_of/main.html

Perhaps our bengs and lians should do us proud and shine fame onto Singapore.
(Good or bad, I don't know, hopefully they will be better in the next generation)

Finally, some home-made that we can be proud of:


(Whomever is hosting this picture better beware... Officials might just be aiming at your COCK :P)
I am assisting you in gaining fame overnight. (Maybe a few weeks)



(Don't you just love it spits... but why can't we SPIT as well? GRrrrRrrrrrr)

Plus, we will contribute to the society and grow Singapore with a distinctive theme!
YEAH!

**First, we have to be optimistic...
realistic..
elastic.

- Nobody remembers you when you are down
But everyone knows you when you are famous -

Moral: Be DOWN right FAMOUS

The Hippo Craze

Can someone help me identify what that yellow brown ANIMAL is called?

The one that is dancing beside the big big cute cute hippo??

In case you are not aware of what I am talking about.
It's the hippo song... The WIMOWEH song...
(As featured now, at my right hand column... click here to view it on a new window)
It's so popular that you just want to get it into your phone and share it with your friends...

Everytime when you are feeling down...
Everytime when you are feeling stressed...
Everytime and anytime when you feel like it.

Click PLAY. And your tongue will hum to it.
Wi ee ee ee, ee ee ee ee ee, wi mo mo mo weh...

For the hippo fans, here is the mp3 to download for your mobile phone ringtone.
(I am not hosting the mp3 file, so grab it while stock lasts)
Download here

(Tip: A nice tune/clip to share with your friends, gals especially, if you know what I mean! :P)

As I was looking out in the net for this song, I happen to chance upon this site.
It shows the misheard lyrics of songs by various artists...
I thought it might be fun to share some with you...
Misheard Lyrics - Am I RIGHT???

Misheard:
1) In the jungle, the mighty jungle
Onion sleeps tonight

2) My wings are wet, my wings are wet

3) Wheel, wheel, wheel yo' Moma away!

I can't imagine the creativity in the listeners...
Hahahahaha

But hey, I still need to say that a lot of singers are popular because they don't sing the words clearly... (It wasn't our fault right, listeners???) A very good example will be our beloved Jay Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Have a nice day, wimoweh!


- Look happy, feel happy
Your day will never be crappy -

What man really wants? Sex? Y?

A Pair of HIGH Heels Shoe!

Coming to town,
This Xmas season,
You can look,
A little bit TALLER!

Join the many of the female,
to look more sexy in the way you dress.

We are equal, more than equal,
to stand together on equal FOOTing!

Don't steal my Xmas present idea,
You will need to pay royalty to me.



Where to buy?
Japan? Now's the time to fly there... Chirp chirp ah!
You have just got another reason to travel... :P


- you look better when you are HEELS
but dreadful ugly when you are too HIGH -

Where will you be safe?

We have just got over the death of 2 patients receiving organs from a sick donor.

And we have just discover a new idea to verify whether you have AIDS or not.

The best and quick and free way is to donate your blood to the blood bank at any authorised centres.



Look at the poster.
We need YOUR type (any type) of blood...
But not your AIDS type of blood (HIV are inclusive as well)



(Click on the picture above to cure your phobia)

Are you afraid of needles?
I'm here to cure your phobia.

STEP 1:
Please stare at the needles for 2mins and chant the following text to yourself:
"I'm not afraid of needles
I'm not afraid of blood
I'm not afraid of needles
I'm not afraid of donating"

STEP 2:
Click on the needle picture and VIOLA!


Nothing comes free in this world:
- The needle that went in, might...
might be pushing something else ... IN -

Fat is not always Bad

Hey people,

I know everyone of you are very concern about your own health.
So here comes a wise doctor (I believe he's from our local unis...),
with his answers. (That will definitely blow you away!!!)

(Thanks to "you" who sent me this mail so that I can share with my beloved readers)


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don''t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies.. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Q: How to calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


Q: Is chocolate bad for me? (Only those spells SINS)

A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!



Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about ! food and diets.
And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

- End of Question and Answer -

Anything can happen in this world,
with the bird getting flu,
pigs getting sick,
fish drinking mercury,
vegetables spraying acids,
river water contaminated,


WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EAT?
AIR?
How about pollution?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... forget about health, just DINE!



Actually, there is a real good advantage of being plump over skinny!!!
You can get the endorsment that the THIN cannot even seek...
Three cheers for your body fats... :P



- Health and wellness doesn't always come together
but without both, your body will break altogether -

Valuable Quotes

When you are working on something...
When you are waiting for something...

When you are asking somebody to DO something to SOLVE something

When things work out... but doesn't resolve your utimate problem...

You can always use the following:

"Operation success, Patient Died"


- When to use it?
I'll let you know -

Last night... I hugged...

To send a killer sms to melt a girl's heart or turn her off you in her potiential list:

TaKE TaHT

"Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...
I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you..."


- Thank god it is wednesday
Thank me that tomorrow is a holiday -