Alternate Working Days

The general election is coming soon.

Do you have any great ideas to propose to them?

I have one, that aligns with the country's vision of having more babies.

All married woman have the opportunity to work on alternate days such as:
Odd week: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Even week: Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Sundays will always be off, for family and singles day.

(We must never forget our singles as they keep our economy alive while we are on a family break)

How about that, our beloved MPs???
(Should I join politics??? Narrrr, my privacy will be robbed when I am famous...)

In this way, not only can they take care of their children, but at the same time, bringing income back to the family. Their many years of education will not be wasted! (Imagine they have come a long way, from K to Pri to Sec to JC to Uni to HOUSEwife?) Maintaining their skills they picked up along the way... and contributing it back to the society... to help our country prosper and progress for our nation.

So there will be 2 persons taking up a similar role in the workplace, is that considered a waste of resource? Nooooooo....... Look far my friend......

Redundancy is a vital part of a successful organisation which many what EO, FO, IO fail to plan for. Hey, I am giving you all a critical lead to follow... If not, why do servers have RAID systems? Not for fame nor glory, then for fun or for fuck?
(Pardon me for the language, usually I'm sober...)

Salary wise, your HR and Finance folks should be able to handle such a simple pro-rated arrangement. If not, they should be out... not sourced again! :)

Here's another trick to make your day more fulfilling in the office.
(If your eyesight if failing, for a quick fix, place your mouse cursor over the picture and right-click, open in New Window... YEAH!)

(Warning: Don't try this at home!)


Inspiration is drawn from the coming alternate working-holidays

Happy Deepa and Raya festival and have a wonderful celebration, my friends!

Leave priorities should be given to those who are celebrating their festivals, not to those who are going to our "neighbours" to promote sales in their country and bring prosperity, progress for their nation...

Byebye!
Bali here I come...

- The best time to travel
is after a disaster strikes -

Quotes from the Pure

A body is just a shell, the real you is inside.
If you don’t even accept your body, nobody will.

If you have nothing to lose, you are the greatest achiever
(So by shaving your head bald, you save a lot on shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, rebonding, treatment, wax, gel, comb, clips and many other more)

When am I going to shave my head? Hmmmmm…. Am I there yet? (*hesitating…*)

Everyone lives for a reason, to make someone else miserable.

Hahahahaha, if you think hard enough, it is true…
Let me give you some examples:
(It is always good to give examples in exams, assignments and thesis, they always help you to SCORE…)

- The time you took to access this page slows the entire neighbourhood connection down
- You went to school, someone else out there couldn’t get in because of limited capacity
- You came out, your parents are poorer because they have to feed you.
- Before you even came out, you made your mother buy clothes that she can only wear for 9 months…


However if you look on the bright side, then someone else is on the dark side… :P


SchoolGirl : Am I dark enough to be with you?
Darth : Let me see...


- The money you make from gambling is,
The money another person loses to it -

Wanna BET?

Maids maids maids… One day off?

There you go again, the maiding issue.

They have recommended a day off for maids per month?
(Is this compulsory? Can anyone let me know, because I’m too lazy to follow such ……… whatever!)

However, employers are still given a chance to PAY the maid if no day off was given.
(WHAT IS THAT? Flexibility or Creative?)


Just because they came from a lower “standard” country?
Just because they are lowly paid?
Just because they are doing “low class” jobs?
Just because we have the money to fling?
Just because we have UPGRADED ourselves and its time to DOWNGRADE others?


Are we humans in general? Or animals?

Rightfully, every HUMAN deserve one or more rest days per month.
If you are claiming that when they don't have chores to do,
that is the rest time for them, THEN let me return the question back to you:

How about going back to school everyday, but there's no lessons? But you cannot go out of the school? How about that? (Ahhhh, come'on you are going to twist and turn and explain that the comparison is unfair, blah blah blah, I think you got the potential to be a good prata chef, please enquire within...)


I’ll bet those who FORCE their maid to slog like hell but just paying PEANUTS (oops, cannot this term in Singapore. Although MADE in Singapore, but BANNED in Singapore) WALNUTS , are worst than animals, beasts, whatever!


In the army, we have learned a valuable moral, only ask people to do what you can, not what you cannot.. (Hey man, this is the first time I say something good about the ARMY… That’s alright, you don’t have to thank me, you have already DONE a LOTTTTTTTTT FOR me during those days) Anyway, you animals won’t understand such profound quotes.

If the maid WANTS to work everyday without a rest, I wouldn’t mind at all. At least, the maid MAKES the decision.

If the maid WANTS to rest, yet you insist that she works non-stop, that you better let me know where you stay, I’ll bring my cohort of army to train you…

For those facing difficulties, I totally understand your position.
In your perspective, a maid is a must have, not a luxury slave.


(What if we wear this and work for ya, higher pay? more off days?)


- The best quotes always come from::
those who think they are smart,
But others think they are stupid -

Birthdays - How easy to remember?

Am I missing anyone's birthday during this month?

Let me see,

All I can remember is:

My ten brothers:

Kev (somewhere in Aug???) and Pat (let me guess, 8/9 Sep), 16 Sep, 29 Sep, 5 Oct, 14 Oct, 29 Oct, 11 Nov, 14 Nov, 25 Nov
(First few brothers are lost... sorry guys, memory failing... pardon me)

My six sisters:

4 Jan, 9 Jan, 10 Jan, 11 Jan, 22 Jan, 3 Feb

The best time for a breakaway holiday will be from 4 Jan - 11 Jan,
so you can skip all the birthdays........................ Chew YA!

Anyway just a birthday question...

Do you recycle presents?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

A challenging question...

How truthful are you? :P

As for me...

PS: By the way, I don't SKATE, I blade... (Well, currently trying very hard to find time and try to learn how to blade... omg, I'm hitting 30 soon yet I don't know how to blade... What a pity!)

- What was the first word that your parents taught you to say?
DO THAT AGAIN and I'LL BEAT YOU!!! -

Constructive?

Numa Numa Dance Song... Credit O-zone :)

Without them, you don't get numa.
Without numa, you don't get chicken. Little!

When everyone is so crazy about this numa numa song,
I've decided to do my THESIS research based on NUMA NUMA,
and give a background and credit the original band who sang the song.



This song has already surfaced for more than a year...
It's popularity was impeded by another artist who sang... "I don't wanna know..."
(You wish you don't know right...)
The original band from Moldovan, Romania flood the charts with "Dragostea Din Tei"

Period.

The rest is up to you to be a little more Enthusiastic and click on the title link to learn more about O-zone. Oh, did I forget to introduce their name?

Ahhh.. Who cares, now all you care is maybe...
Where...
To...
Download...
Their...
Song...
Right???




FOR...
FREE?




I've got the deal...
All you need to do is ask...
(Alternatively, you can search for it...)


A better deal for the techies, extract the song from the FLASH movie... :P


- What is the fatest way to solve problem?
A..........................S..........................K -

When chicken is no longer small

As a recent movie goer, you must have seen this trailer...
Perhaps you already know how to make those slick moves...
But now... you can enjoy the full trailer...
When chicken is no longer small...

CHICKEN LITTLE



Starring: Zach Braff, Joan Cusack, Amy Sedaris, Don Knotts
Director: Mark Dindal
Synopsis: Walt Disney Pictures presents a new twist to the classic fable of a young chicken who causes widespread panic when he mistakes a falling acorn for a piece of the sky. In this hilarious adventure, Chicken Little is determined to revive his ruined reputation. But just as things are starting to go his way, a real piece of the sky lands on his head! Chicken Little and his band of misfit friends attempt to save the world without sending the town into a whole new panic.
Opening Date: Nov. 4

***
Oh, before I forget, Happy Birthday Varian!
May your wishes come true, mine too. :P
(Can I make wishes for myself on someone else's birthday?)
Sorry Edwin, I forgot yours,
I was having a hard time with my FUTURE!!!
Nevertheless, I managed to "TOUCH" your hand...
Best Wishes are never too late... *Cheerios*
***


(Nooooo, I wanna learn those dance moves...)

For those who just cannot get enough of the music and dance by the little chicken,
blast on your speakers, get into your best dancing shoes, get funky!
See the full trailer, PLUS the chicke little dance...
(Tip: These moves might attract a lot of attention from the opposite sex, don't wait for blind dates, don't wait for match makings, you are the center of attraction)



- Can I watch this, mum? -

(*wink*)

Think Box Out You Can?

I got this from a colleague of mine, interesting I thought, share I want to.


Change Your Point of View --- Joe Gracia

Imagine you're in London's Heathrow Airport. While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a kiosk selling shortbread cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies.Finally you find a seat next to a gentleman. You reach down into your traveling bag and pull out your box of shortbread cookies.

As you do so, you notice that the gentleman starts watching you intensely. He stares as you open the box and his eyes follow your hand as you pick up the cookie and bring it to your mouth. Just then he reaches over and takes one of your cookies from the box, and eats it! You're more than a little surprised at this. Actually, you're at a loss for words. Not only does he take one cookie, but he alternates with you. For every one cookie you take, he takes one.


(I'll take two if it is famous... :P)

Now, what's your immediate impression of this guy? Crazy? Greedy? He's got some nerve?! Can you imagine the words you might use to describe this man to your associates back at the office? Meanwhile, you both continue eating the cookies until there's just one left. To your surprise, the man reaches over and takes it. But then he does something unexpected. He breaks it in half, and gives half to you. After he's finished with his half he gets up, and without a word, he leaves.

You think to yourself, "Do this really happen?" You're left sitting there dumbfounded and still hungry. So you go back to the kiosk and buy another box of cookies. You then return to your seat and begin opening your new box of cookies when you glance down into your traveling bag. Sitting there in your bag is your original box of ookies – still unopened.

Only then do you realize that when you reached down earlier, you had reached into the other man's bag, and grabbed his box of cookies by mistake. Now what do you think of the man? Generous? Tolerant? You've just experienced a profound paradigm shift. You're seeing things from a new point of view.

Is it time to change your point of view? Now, think of this story as it relates to your life. Seeing things from a new point of view can be very enlightening. Think outside the box. Don't settle for the status quo. Be open to suggestions. Things may not be what they seem.

The morale of the story:

Don't always think out of the box.
Sometimes you can use someone else's box. :P (Improve efficiency)

- To think out of the box,
First, know where is the box -
(This is my corporate email signature)

Initial D - Gloves to Ali

What on earth is the name of the song?
The lyrics are less than 100 words. Cool eh?


I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Keys to the ignition are like gloves to Ali
to & fro, water in the sea,
the sunrise (twilight)
Is my peace
~repeat

I ride the distance, nature in me
Nirvana coming through, with my delivery
to & fro, mountains and sea,
the twilight sets me free
~repeat


(Click on view the full size picture... 800 by 600)

Why not Baba instead of Ali?

*Switch*

I chance upon a Guy who dedicate this mtv to his beloved Janny BECAUSE he did something wrong... (Cause he is saying sorry...)

http://www.flum.se/flash/openflash.asp?id=74B55FBC5FEA4F29B1A970DFE06FFD56
(Link to MTV with "Tong Hua" playing in the background)

Come to think of it, are we living in a take-it-for-granted society?

He/she is by your side all this while, you did nothing.
He/she is always there for you, you did nothing.
He/she is sick/angry/unhappy, you did something.

Do humans always have to wait for things to happen before acting on something?

Sadly, YES is the answer.

If there is no thief, why do we need police?
If there is no terrorist, why do we need security?

Which is the cause, which is the effect?
I leave it to you...



- There are juices everywhere
Pick the ones that is worth the squeeze -

Dining Privileges - Make My Day!!!

Needless to say more and tired to type more...

Presenting...

Some of my favourites and...

Some of my soon-to-try...

CAFÉ BRIO'S GRAND COPTHORNE WATERFRONT HOTEL SINGAPORE
• 1-for-1 Weekday Buffet
Prior reservation required to enjoy promotion. Please call 6233 1100 to confirm availability Available at: 392 Havelock Road, Level 1 Grand Copthorne Waterfront Hotel Singapore
(How can you forgo such a beautiful dining experience here? NEVER say tomorrow!)


ORCHARD CAFÉ ORCHARD HOTEL SINGAPORE
• 1-for-1 Buffet Dinner
Prior reservation required to enjoy promotion Please call 6739 6592 and quote "UOB 1-for-1"
Available at: 442 Orchard Road, Level 1 Orchard Hotel Singapore


HONJIN JAPANESE RESTAURANT
• 1-for-1 Ohtoro Buffet Dinner @ $48+++
For reservations, please call 6222 2243
Available at: 140 Robinson Road #01-00 Chow House
(Hey hey hey, SA SHI NI - aka "Kill You"... Wo lai liao..)


HONJIN NEXTDOOR THE FISH & SEAFOOD PLACE SINGAPORE
• 1-for-1 Dinner
For reservations, please call 6220 9989
(Where the hell is this???)


SPAGEDDIES ITALIAN KITCHEN
• 1-for-1 Main Course
For reservations: Tanglin Mall #02-23, Tel: 6733 5519 Paragon 2 #B1-07/09, Tel: 6738 7798
(If you have never been to Italy, here's the first place you have to visit! Bon Appetti!)


HÄAGEN-DAZS
• 1-for-1 Indulgent Offer Buy 1 Panna Cotta sundae and get triple scoop ice cream free
Available at all Häagen-Dazs outlets
(I scream... You scream... Our creams...)


MENOTTI THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN CAFE & BAR GARIBALDI GROUP OF RESTAURANTS
• 1-for-1 on whole menu daily (2pm - 6pm) • 1-for-1 on beer, wines and spirits (Sun - Thu, valid all day)
For enquiries, please call 6333 9366
Available at: 252 North Bridge Road, Raffles City Shopping Centre#01-17
(Shall we chill out here some times folks???)


KOINTERCONTINENTAL SINGAPORE
• 1-for-1 menu @ $98+++ per pax
For reservations, please call 6431 1064
Available at: 80 Middle Road, Lobby Level InterContinental Singapore
(It's gonna burn... but I'm still going, cause, you only live once...)


- My tummy is going to suffer
My wallet is going to be slimer
But my bank... is full of laughter -

WELL DONE!

Poem and Mee Sua, linked? You CARE?

An original poem ...

From a sentimental friend...

"The day is short and time passes by.
Though the day passes by, yet I'm glad your're in my life.
When you're in my life, there's much that we had shared.
With each moments we've shared, the short day is a treasure."
(Thank you Mr Tek for his contribution, *Hey, when are you launching your second poem?*)

For all the poets, exchange your talents here...

I HAD MEE SUA FOR MY DINNER AGAIN!!!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help...


(How come mine doesn't come with mushrooms, I LUV mushrooms, they are better than sex!!! *Oops* Looks oily, don't think I will eat such mee sua.)

Maybe I can start my first poem of the century:

"Mee sua, mee sua, you are so nua
Thin and slimy is what you are
Goes very well with pork and fish
But only if it's not saltish"

I am just a newbie, please enlighten me with your profound untapped knowledge.

- To sir with love,
To mdm with lust -

(All images are copyrighted and "borrowed" from their author, if you are unhappy, please contact them to contact my ISP to contact me to bring it down. Thank you!)

Men are dogs, Women are cats

Why are women always term as cats?
Because they have a nickname "pussy"?

Why are men always term as dogs?
Because they have something in common?

40 year old virgin, if you ain't watching,
You don't know what you are missing.



For the just 18 year olds, good for you,
time to learn how to FUCK, DICK, PUSSY
(These are censored words, but since the media authorities can grant a M18 to the movie, it means you can learn how to use the words, the proper way... Cheers mate!)
...and to add an incentive for you to pay $9.50 to watch it...

Nipples are provided.


(Before they rip it off)

Plus, description are there to help you understand better.


(The manager is trying to explain and at the same time... FLIRT!)

** Warning: You might suffer from 15minutes-non-stop-laughter-syndrome


(You just cannot stop........... )



- thInk Simple, thInk Life, thInk Concept
thInk Sex, thInk Lust, thInk Copulation -


Hey, I just learnt a new word in replacement of intercourse.
Which is, *ALREADY WRITTEN IN MY QUOTE, YOU KUKUHEAD*