When you know too many things...

Dear folks,

It's friday and something just cross my mind that I need to write it down.

Why do most adults have difficulty in learning new things?

1) They know too much, so they assume even more

2) They know of a way to do things comfortablely, why go through all the hassle to learn another way to do it efficiently?

3) Their mind is filled with so much stuffs that they can only concentrate and learn when they practise the activities.


I am going to have a simple and nice dinner with my baby at a neighbourhood coffeeshop.

"Having a sumptuous meal, with all the premium foodstuffs, abalone, suckling pig, PRICEFUL!
Having a simple meal together with you love one, PRICELESS!"
Sometimes, you just don't get it!

"To be able to learn is an asset,
To learn and forget is a reject"

When you look up... Money will not fall

Poor Folks
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Ever wonder when will you look up for at least 10 seconds everyday in your life?

Ever wonder when will you not look where you are walking but still keeping your vision high?

Just wonder on...

Quick quick, you aren't that bad, make a GUESS!

Run through your mind, when do you look up for at least 10 seconds... :P



For the rich and famous folks, you don't get that kind of chance everyday. So be Jealous!


The answer is :
- The time that you are walking around the food court and wondering what to have for your lunch/dinner.
- Your eyes are scanning through the food on the signage
- You cannot concentrate where you are walking
- You seemed to be a crab walking sideways sometimes
- Your stomach controls your brain which in turns controls your eyes


Just a boring day to write something out of nothing.
Just got this inspiration from having dinner with my baby.


Cheer on guys.

Lady boss sucks! Not all of them!


- If you are going to hate me, remember me.
If you are going to love me, bookmark me -

PS: Happy Anniversary My Baby!!!
(You should know why this sentence is in such colours)
HOW? HOW? HOW?

Just some hurtful truth, you wish you didn't knew

"
Lies are beautiful
Truth is hurtful
"

"
Lies praise
Truth damages
"

"
Lies are popular
Truth is detestable
"

- No wonder traffic to my blog is so low,
Because all the folks cannot take the blow -

(You cannot accept the fact, yet you choose to act,
One long day you will regret, by then you cannot forget)

Happy Valentine's Day - Qing Ren Jie Kuai Le

Before I begin my speech:
"Happy Valentine's Day to my beloved Dearling Baby aka SXLP"

As you might have expected.

Today is a special day for :
- those who are struggling in love.
- those who cannot afford to celebrate Vday everyday
- those who are loving themselves more than anyone else
- those who wants to show off their size of their presents to everyone else
- those who wants to make triple the earnings for their flowers
- those who wants to visit the dentist more often
- those who wants to romance up their love life
- those who break up and make up
- those who make up and gave up
- those who gave up yet cannot wake up
- those who wake up yet cannot wise up
- those who wise up and puts on their make up
- (the list continues...)



(This is such a cool poster - Old Lovie Days)

I have search the web and found several touching and interesting poems that I like to share it with you people. You may use them for your occasion if your brain is dead.

"Plenty of love
and plenty of kisses
I hope some day
We'll be Mr and Mrs.
" - (Sweet and Loving)

"I love you, I love you, I love you almighty,
I wish your pyjamas where next to my nightie,
Dont be mistaken, dont be misled,
I mean on the washing line not on the bed!
" - (Horny and Naughty)

"I do believe that God above,
created you for me to love,
He picked you out from all the rest,
because he knew I would love you best.
" - (Holy and Innocent)

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you!
" - (Dull and Uninspired)

"I love coffee,
I love tea,
I love you,
Do you love me?
" - (Caffeine drug addict)

"You and me sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes a baby
in a baby carriage!
" - (Too fast too furious)

Disclaimer:
All the above poems are copyrighted and can be used in any manner as long as you do not get caught.
Luvie Duvie Baby!

- The dawn has come,
The prices have surged
The sun has set,
You have been cheated -

Happy Singapore Lunar Orange New Year

Hey feastive folkies,

It's time to mourn for the old year and celebrate the new Year!!!

What are you doing this feastive season?
Whatever you are doing,
just get it right and do it right
even the results are not right,
I believe you are just right. (Sorry that I left out the left-handers)

Although I am a singtel subscriber doesn't mean that I am siding them.
I just love the child in the orange and wish to share with you folks.
(To singtel A&P department, although it is cute, but it is cruel!!!
To the majority, they like it, to the minority, they don't, but WHO CARES?)



So I guess they did their part to redeem themselves by providing some freebies for you to usher the new year with new joy and new savings!
PLEASE NOTE: All free downloads are free, however the GPRS part is not!

Please follow the link to get your freebies download:
http://home.singtel.com/cny/free.html

Before I leave for the new year, hereby a little token of appreciation for you:

“”
New Day, New Year.
New Luck, New Wishes.
New Top, New Bottom.
New Food, New Dishes.
New Hair, New Clothes.
New Ticket, New Hope.
New Fish, New Prawn.
New Fire, New Crackers.
“”

“” Feel and Enjoy the Tradition
Ditch and Forsake the Superstitions “”

- Eat Healthy, Drink Wealthy,
Give Cordially, Spend Wisely –

Sex Fishing

Woooooo how nice if you can wait for your fish and get sex at the same time.
Even Tom Cruise of Mission Impossible-Generation X cannot do it.
So will you just stop?

What I want to highlight here is that:
Sex is just like fishing
You never know what you are going to get! (Wakkakakakaka)
Outcomes are indicated by (X)
PS: Results may differ from different fisherman.

[For the guys - because we are the fisherman, ever heard of fisherwoman? -duhz-]

Imagine Thrusting your baits into a enclosed pool of piranhas.
(1) Whether the guy piranha or the gal piranha will to bite your baits,
you will eventually have the end product delivered in a hospital.
Boy or Girl, do you think you can decide?
But what if they choose not to bite, or your baits just went bonkers,
(2) well, a cheap and good solution will be to INSERT COIN and try again! :P
But what if the surround environment is plagued with red diseases (Highly Intoxicated Vikings)
(3) nothing will happen to you if you are protected by the Durex family
(Maybe the strawberries might win this battle, if not, bring along the chocolates, I know they [HIV] are a bunch of suckers for chocolates)
(4) but if you are nude, then I guess your head will follow suit, soon after.
what if you are using a cheapskate plastic bag for a cover, remember:
cheap = quality compromised; plastic will break, instead try the silicon type. (starts with "S", should be Safe, Superior and Superb)
(5) Well, there are really lots of possiblities that you can get and I don't have time to name all of them, there is just one final statement that I wish to make:
When it starts to vomit (colour of foam depends greatly on your diet, please avoid char kuay teow to ensure white is achieved), gradually shrinking (don't panic, it is part of the process), you know its time for bed!

- Everytime you thrust, it's a form of gamble
Win, lose or draw, get ready to RUMBLE! -