See Ya Next Year

Dear readers,

I'll will be on a journey to the EAST and will not be back until next year.
(Don't admire, you too can do that, it's just that you choose not to...)

I leave you here with a short commerical clip to remind you that,
in whatever you do, you eat or sleep, remember...

watch THIS:



Thailand's Very Own (Part I)

Thailand's Very Own (Part II)

and to brush your teeth! ;D


Have a MeRrY ChRiStMaS and a ChErRy NeW yEaR!!! (in advance)





See Ya Next Year!
Or See Them This Year!!!


Crazy Horse In Singapore
(Do your Charity Bit...)

Enjoy whatever you are doing but don't enjoy doing Nothing!



- We are given the life to choose our lives
Don't ruin it by sticking to your mind;
Sometimes your heart can make a better decision
That will surprise you on most occasions -

Recap Pressie Part III

28th Nov

First we had Buffet, then we have Buffel, lastly we drank at Balcony.

They have just introduced Happy Hours before 9pm. Go get yourself DRUNK!
(Now possible in the mid afternoon time slots beginning from 3PM) Hahaha
Dearling was “unable” to drink cold water and I had the one for one tequila 2up all by myself… Occasionally, when I wasn’t noticing, she will steal a sip from it. Really naughty girl ah!!!

The ambience is very nice. Nice atmosphere, nice aerial view with lots of onlookers curiously looking upwards from the ground floor of Hereen. (Well, you can actually make funny faces and they wouldn’t even notice, HEY!)

We got ourselves a good "feng shui" seat, looking through the cross junction directly opposite the California Fitness Center and Coffee Club. We arrived around 8pm after our dinner at _____ (where ah? forgot liao, that’s why I need a PDA to keep my MEMORY!!! Hehehe)

We wanted to order some finger food to munch, but the BAR is not serving all those messy food, we have to go down to the RESTAURANT to feast if we wanted to. So we gave up the idea because our seats are just too damn hot! ;p

There’s a small Jacuzzi with floating massage pillow behind where we were seating. I guess that is probably for those who are drunk to get a quick recovery. Maybe when you are feeling tired after a long day of stressful work, you can soak in and still enjoy your one for one offer. JUST A WORD OF CAUTION. Do it when nobody is looking! ;D

Although dearling was unable to enjoy the offer with me, but what really matters is the opportunity to be together and soak in the fun, the joy, the pleasure.

5 stars for Dearling’s pressie.
(Must thank and appreciate your partner's effort in doing anything, because you are going to get a bigger returns the next time round!!! ;p)

D E A R L I N G
Thank you so much. Love you so much.


End of Trilogy Pressie

Recap Pressie Part II

?? Nov 2005

Actually, this incident happened before my Birthday.

SErioUSly, I don’t recall what happened on that day. I just remembered:



I parked the van along the inner road leading to Suntec’s carpark beside the Nicoll Highway. Dearling and I got out of the van and walk briskly into the mall. I wasn’t parking legally if you know what I mean. And by turning on the hazard lights, can only delay “them” from catching me for a few minutes. :)

We filtered our way through the side door and head straight for the Braun Buffel boutique. Our search mode were on. Our eyes are running all over the shop looking for our design anxiously.

After a minute of so, a sales assistant walked by to attend to our queries.
After another few minutes, we were out of the shop, swimming back to our hazard-lighted van before we are hit with either a wheel clamp or dunno-what-fine.

We looked at one another with a delighted smile once we got in.
We opened up the free gift (key chain) and investigate why it was worth $49 dollars?

Hahahhaaha…

Home is our destination after pressie shopping.

By the way, I just remembered we were in Braun Buffel's Orchard boutique before we came down to the Suntec Branch...

Oh yah... and I remember that the sales girl in Orchard did not allow me to PURCHASE a LADY'S edition wallet. Humpfie!!! She wouldn't want to SELL it to me. Can you believe it?

I can!

End of Part II

Part I Continued - Day 2

Part I – Day II

24th Nov 2005

Dearling text me in the afternoon… I asked her where to meet? Before she can reply, I interrupted her incoming sms by saying “Buona Vista.” She didn’t want to acknowledge, but in my mind, where on earth can she bring me for dinner at a classy restaurant in the WEST? I gotta admit, the WESTEES don’t have much of a choice in terms of dining except for one… You should know, the Singapore Polytechnic students know it better! :)

And the text conversation went on and on…

Finally, she smsed me: “Meet at Buona Vista MRT” Bingo! He Lan Chun, Wo Lai Le!
There’s a few Italian and alfresco dining restaurants that I have in mind, plus she mentioned that she wanted to try out the Michelangelos. However, she made a mistake SMS by sending: “Dunno, whether they allow jeans or not?” To my best of eateries knowledge, such restaurant wouldn’t mind jeans, unless it is really POSH!

That message has aroused my suspicion, it cannot be Holland Village anymore, because all the restaurants there… dress code? Nahhhhh.

My brain cells start to reverse and track every sentence that dearling have said in relation to eateries in the WEST. I think I have GOT IT!

When I met dearling at Buona Vista, WOW, new shining, silky, rebonded hair, hehee so nice to touch… no wonder they say, rebonding has revived many dreams of owning long and silky hair.

Now I’m going to find out what’s in store for me, but actually I already have a place in mind, that requires us to take taxi to that destination, can you guess? I recalled that she was asking me how to go to sixth avenue… *tink tink* Hehehehheehehe There goes the hint, and the hidden surprise.

I lead the way and walked towards the taxi stand, she knew that I knew where we were going already. She exclaimed: “Not fun wan, always spoil the surprise…” Perhaps, it’s not so nice to know a person too well eh? Kekekekekeke

Zoom… At the restaurant. Churrascaria.

The original plan:
Arrange a cab pick up at my office and fetch me to the destination without me even directing it. Isn’t that very nice? Marvellous thought!


It’s our first time there after 20 odd years, pitiful right? Nevertheless, late is better than never! There is no menu, it’s buffet style. You can help yourself to the starters laid out in a circular bar counter with varieties over 20+.

What you can find? Here are some of them:
:: Chinese styled stir fried Cai Xin :: Baby carrots :: Cold pasta :: Egg plant :: Rice ::

(They should put up labels to inform the diners of the dishes, if not we are like the blind mice eating “supposingly great cheese”)

After gathering our first starter round, the MEAN MAN start to appear. As we are quite early and the place is not so crowded, the MEAT MEN cruise alongside our table and sliced “Meat Bombs” onto our plates. I was ready to tuck in and before I can put the nicely cut pork sausage into my mouth, another breeze by and said: “Beef Hump?” I looked at him, “Well Yea!” By the time the 6th MEAT MAN zoom pass, our plates are filled with all sorts of meat in different shape and sizes. Our appetite dips as more and more MEAT MAN drops. The more they drop, the more we dip... BECAUSE, we don't have TIME to ENJOY! It's like watching RUSH HOUR and EATING AT THE SAME TIME!!!

I would say the best part of the buffet will be the HOT and JUICY pineapple. One bite and you can go MMMmmmmmmmmm. SHIOK AH! After all those meat, at that kind of speed. It’s really a refreshing rest point. PHEW!

After a while, the place is full, with many regulars and office crowd. MEAT MEN is nowhere to be seen near our two-diner-table. At first, they served with passion, later they zoom pass like dragon. Until we saw the meat we like, we have to HAIL for it, before they MAKE an effort to stop by and slice the meat of the skewer. THANKS MATE. Of course, I can understand that they want to please the bigger crowd to entice their repeat visits.

Anyway, I’m very happy to spend time with my dearling at this MEAT concept restaurant. We have been doing lots of stuffs, events together, ALL for the FIRST TIME! Well, I guess that will be our motivation factor of moving forward… To try new things, that both of us have never done before.

Thank you dearling! Thank you so much!
(Now I have a difficult task to plan for our anniversary's dinner...)

Just a note for those who are visiting for the first time: I almost puke when I’m 80% full and that MEAT MAN slice off a big chunk of BEEF in front of me! But I manage to sallow the “digested meat in my stomach” down again… Gluuuurp!
(For those who cannot eat medium-rare to medium doneness, save your trip!)

After that sumptuous dinner, we took a cab home and relax. We looked at each other and said: We are turning vegetarian for the next 3 days… Hahahahahha

End of Part I

Recap Pressie Part I - Day 1

It’s about time.
On my 27th Birthday
That I will reveal,
blog entry about my life,
instead of typing concepts revolving around other people’s life.
(I think I saw Life Nagger somewhere... Hmmm... wait till I drill that person first...)

Just like Ocean Ou, he choose to reveal his cover, I have chosen mine, on this special occasion, to share my joy with all my readers (if any), especially my DEARLING, SXLP!

And for the first time, my feelings will be exposed! No piracy, 100% genuine!

Executive Summary:
My birthday celebration is totally awesome. Thank you my dearling for planning all this. Made up of three different parts, to give surprise, suspense and satisfaction. I kinda notice that, all the planned activities are associated with the letter “B”, how coincidental?

Main Body:

Part I – Brazilian Restaurant Churrascaria (spanning across 2 days)
On the 23rd Nov, two days prior to my birthday, I was heading home after work as usual. Upon reaching my block, I’ll open the letter box and retrieve all the mails in hope of any letter that is address to my name.

There is a special reason why I’m always filled with hope when opening the letter box, because Forest Gummy Bear once said, letter box is like a box of chocolate, you and take the “chocolate” and throw away the “wrappers”. Dearling will know the reason! ;p

As always, I’ll filter the junk wrappers and sieve the chocolate letters. Ah HA! One out of three is addressed to ME! The handwriting seems somewhat familiar but definitely from a gal. (Well, in this day and age, do guys still send snail mail? YES! Only one guy in my group, way to go my Weng Bro!)

I walked into the lift and wondered what’s in there? A birthday card? An Invitation? A highly impossible winning lottery ticket?

The first thing that came to my mind was a birthday card, BUT it was elongated in size (like those three fold A4 paper), so it might be a letter. What LETTER? While waiting for the lift to reach my destination floor, I tore the letter’s flip apart, and managed to see portion of the fillings, “Cordially Inv…”. I held onto the letters and walk through my door. (I don’t have to give you the details on how I open my door right?)

First thought, who is getting married now? I have a few possible candidates among my group, but don’t think they will hold it near the year end.

By the time I settled down, sit on the dining table and open the letter, I went: “What kind of present is this?” A laminated card and a high quality art paper note. I realized that it was from my DEARLING! :o Hooo hoo hooo. :X SHIT! I tore the letter like SHIT just to get a glimpse of what’s inside…. SHIT SHIT shit! Nevertheless, I’m really happy and surprised that dearling prepare such a invitation for me. This time round, she really caught me off guard. (Well, we always foil each other's plan because... we KNOW!!! Hee hee)

The laminated card contains the details of my birthday dinner meal tomorrow and the words on the note are NOT MEANT for WRITING IN PUBLIC. Hee hee hee. (Don’t let you all know… ;p)

At the same time on a different geographical location, my dearling is at KlearCut (Far East Plaza - Told her that her hair is not RECOMMENDED to use the promotional package at $120! Grrrrr! Do you always face this kind of situation from the hair salons?) rebonding, (in preparation for our Aussie trip), SUX and LONGGGGG waiting time are enough to describe experience. I text her to tell her that I received the Invitation!

-Happy Day-
-Feeling: Excited-

More to come the next day…

End of Part I – Day 1

It's My Birthday Today!

When you are READING THIS!

Before you even think of greeting me HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

WHERE IS MY PRESENT !?!?!?!?!???????

Hahahahahhahaha


I'm supposed to write my feelings on a dinner treat by my dearling for today's post, but I haven't got the time to write a serious one.

So meanwhile, I shall send you people a song to pass your time while waiting for me to update this entry...


Fire away - Chicken Little (O-zone)

(By the way, there isn't suppose to be video, but if you happen to SEE it, CALL ME!
And that Guo Meimei roaches song just sank my mood everytime I hear it)

- Happy Birthday to me,
I'm twenty se.......ven,
.......................................
....................................... -

Moral of an email story

It is a wonderful story ..... I've just received from a friend.
(I wonder how this friend manages his/her time to send EMAILS? Hahahahaa)

*OK. Serious*

It was a sports stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running.
Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying.

When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.

One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.
Officials were shocked.

Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium.
Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!

YES.
This happened in Hyderabad (INDIA), recently! The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children. Yes, they were mentally retarded.

What did they teach this world?


Teamwork?
Humanity??
Equality among all???
(That those normal are WORST than the SPASTIC????
Although it is a sad fact, but I had to believe it...)

Phew, lucky I'm not normal. :)


"" Success is not about reaching your destination before everyone,
but how you reach your destination ""
(Darn bloody good QUOTE I must say, but I have a better one)


- Success is to lift someone else when he is down
but when it is a she, you have to go deep deep down -

Good Poem - For Chinese Literate Only

First, I need to declare that I am not racist...
(before I get any lawyer's letter)

Just a good poem to share...

Read when you are free...



Click here for a full image view

Just straighten my thinking for my quote

Now for the updated one:

I shall now present you

- Think Simple, Think Life, Think Concept
You Think, You Need, You Click -

Pretty Neat eh?
Click what? (You may be asking)

http://lifeconcept.blogspot.com LA!!!

We are living in a Happy...

Versary!!!

Happy Versary!!!

Yellow Submarine!!!



Happy Anniversary my dearling!

Without you,

this blog wouldn't have happen!
you wouldn't have anything to read!

Thank me, but don't thank me,
because I want you to feel indebted!

Hahahahhahahahhahaa
Whahahhahahahahahha
Wakkakakakakakakkakaa

*oops*

Just kidding my dear.

- Loving you is my forte
Sayanging you is my fortune -

PS: Your birthday pressie is with you all along, setting your room up for a nice and soothing ambience to doze off.

(Must write down here... if not forget, still have blogger evidence to recall... :D)

Singapore... clean... green... without ???

After viewing some photos from a friend in US...
The photos were taken in a culture fair exhibition... (Or should I say showcase?)

I didn't realise that Singapore is ..........................

Honestly, I think Singapore really lack a unique culture, because we are the JACK of of all cultures.

Talk about costumes, we don't have
Talk about tradition, we don't have
Talk about products, we don't have (Can we showcase our NewWater)

However...

Talk about kiasuism, our proud displays never fail to impress
Talk about ungracefulness, our buttocks are bigger than the elderly in the MRT
Talk about taking things for granted, our tap water AKA drinking water are being wasted!

Now, are we talking diversification?
Take a look what Singapore is BEST described as?
http://www.marimari.com/content/singapore/best_of/main.html

Perhaps our bengs and lians should do us proud and shine fame onto Singapore.
(Good or bad, I don't know, hopefully they will be better in the next generation)

Finally, some home-made that we can be proud of:


(Whomever is hosting this picture better beware... Officials might just be aiming at your COCK :P)
I am assisting you in gaining fame overnight. (Maybe a few weeks)



(Don't you just love it spits... but why can't we SPIT as well? GRrrrRrrrrrr)

Plus, we will contribute to the society and grow Singapore with a distinctive theme!
YEAH!

**First, we have to be optimistic...
realistic..
elastic.

- Nobody remembers you when you are down
But everyone knows you when you are famous -

Moral: Be DOWN right FAMOUS

The Hippo Craze

Can someone help me identify what that yellow brown ANIMAL is called?

The one that is dancing beside the big big cute cute hippo??

In case you are not aware of what I am talking about.
It's the hippo song... The WIMOWEH song...
(As featured now, at my right hand column... click here to view it on a new window)
It's so popular that you just want to get it into your phone and share it with your friends...

Everytime when you are feeling down...
Everytime when you are feeling stressed...
Everytime and anytime when you feel like it.

Click PLAY. And your tongue will hum to it.
Wi ee ee ee, ee ee ee ee ee, wi mo mo mo weh...

For the hippo fans, here is the mp3 to download for your mobile phone ringtone.
(I am not hosting the mp3 file, so grab it while stock lasts)
Download here

(Tip: A nice tune/clip to share with your friends, gals especially, if you know what I mean! :P)

As I was looking out in the net for this song, I happen to chance upon this site.
It shows the misheard lyrics of songs by various artists...
I thought it might be fun to share some with you...
Misheard Lyrics - Am I RIGHT???

Misheard:
1) In the jungle, the mighty jungle
Onion sleeps tonight

2) My wings are wet, my wings are wet

3) Wheel, wheel, wheel yo' Moma away!

I can't imagine the creativity in the listeners...
Hahahahaha

But hey, I still need to say that a lot of singers are popular because they don't sing the words clearly... (It wasn't our fault right, listeners???) A very good example will be our beloved Jay Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Have a nice day, wimoweh!


- Look happy, feel happy
Your day will never be crappy -

What man really wants? Sex? Y?

A Pair of HIGH Heels Shoe!

Coming to town,
This Xmas season,
You can look,
A little bit TALLER!

Join the many of the female,
to look more sexy in the way you dress.

We are equal, more than equal,
to stand together on equal FOOTing!

Don't steal my Xmas present idea,
You will need to pay royalty to me.



Where to buy?
Japan? Now's the time to fly there... Chirp chirp ah!
You have just got another reason to travel... :P


- you look better when you are HEELS
but dreadful ugly when you are too HIGH -

Where will you be safe?

We have just got over the death of 2 patients receiving organs from a sick donor.

And we have just discover a new idea to verify whether you have AIDS or not.

The best and quick and free way is to donate your blood to the blood bank at any authorised centres.



Look at the poster.
We need YOUR type (any type) of blood...
But not your AIDS type of blood (HIV are inclusive as well)



(Click on the picture above to cure your phobia)

Are you afraid of needles?
I'm here to cure your phobia.

STEP 1:
Please stare at the needles for 2mins and chant the following text to yourself:
"I'm not afraid of needles
I'm not afraid of blood
I'm not afraid of needles
I'm not afraid of donating"

STEP 2:
Click on the needle picture and VIOLA!


Nothing comes free in this world:
- The needle that went in, might...
might be pushing something else ... IN -

Fat is not always Bad

Hey people,

I know everyone of you are very concern about your own health.
So here comes a wise doctor (I believe he's from our local unis...),
with his answers. (That will definitely blow you away!!!)

(Thanks to "you" who sent me this mail so that I can share with my beloved readers)


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don''t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies.. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Q: How to calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


Q: Is chocolate bad for me? (Only those spells SINS)

A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!



Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about ! food and diets.
And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

- End of Question and Answer -

Anything can happen in this world,
with the bird getting flu,
pigs getting sick,
fish drinking mercury,
vegetables spraying acids,
river water contaminated,


WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EAT?
AIR?
How about pollution?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... forget about health, just DINE!



Actually, there is a real good advantage of being plump over skinny!!!
You can get the endorsment that the THIN cannot even seek...
Three cheers for your body fats... :P



- Health and wellness doesn't always come together
but without both, your body will break altogether -

Valuable Quotes

When you are working on something...
When you are waiting for something...

When you are asking somebody to DO something to SOLVE something

When things work out... but doesn't resolve your utimate problem...

You can always use the following:

"Operation success, Patient Died"


- When to use it?
I'll let you know -

Last night... I hugged...

To send a killer sms to melt a girl's heart or turn her off you in her potiential list:

TaKE TaHT

"Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...
I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you..."


- Thank god it is wednesday
Thank me that tomorrow is a holiday -

Alternate Working Days

The general election is coming soon.

Do you have any great ideas to propose to them?

I have one, that aligns with the country's vision of having more babies.

All married woman have the opportunity to work on alternate days such as:
Odd week: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Even week: Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Sundays will always be off, for family and singles day.

(We must never forget our singles as they keep our economy alive while we are on a family break)

How about that, our beloved MPs???
(Should I join politics??? Narrrr, my privacy will be robbed when I am famous...)

In this way, not only can they take care of their children, but at the same time, bringing income back to the family. Their many years of education will not be wasted! (Imagine they have come a long way, from K to Pri to Sec to JC to Uni to HOUSEwife?) Maintaining their skills they picked up along the way... and contributing it back to the society... to help our country prosper and progress for our nation.

So there will be 2 persons taking up a similar role in the workplace, is that considered a waste of resource? Nooooooo....... Look far my friend......

Redundancy is a vital part of a successful organisation which many what EO, FO, IO fail to plan for. Hey, I am giving you all a critical lead to follow... If not, why do servers have RAID systems? Not for fame nor glory, then for fun or for fuck?
(Pardon me for the language, usually I'm sober...)

Salary wise, your HR and Finance folks should be able to handle such a simple pro-rated arrangement. If not, they should be out... not sourced again! :)

Here's another trick to make your day more fulfilling in the office.
(If your eyesight if failing, for a quick fix, place your mouse cursor over the picture and right-click, open in New Window... YEAH!)

(Warning: Don't try this at home!)


Inspiration is drawn from the coming alternate working-holidays

Happy Deepa and Raya festival and have a wonderful celebration, my friends!

Leave priorities should be given to those who are celebrating their festivals, not to those who are going to our "neighbours" to promote sales in their country and bring prosperity, progress for their nation...

Byebye!
Bali here I come...

- The best time to travel
is after a disaster strikes -

Quotes from the Pure

A body is just a shell, the real you is inside.
If you don’t even accept your body, nobody will.

If you have nothing to lose, you are the greatest achiever
(So by shaving your head bald, you save a lot on shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, rebonding, treatment, wax, gel, comb, clips and many other more)

When am I going to shave my head? Hmmmmm…. Am I there yet? (*hesitating…*)

Everyone lives for a reason, to make someone else miserable.

Hahahahaha, if you think hard enough, it is true…
Let me give you some examples:
(It is always good to give examples in exams, assignments and thesis, they always help you to SCORE…)

- The time you took to access this page slows the entire neighbourhood connection down
- You went to school, someone else out there couldn’t get in because of limited capacity
- You came out, your parents are poorer because they have to feed you.
- Before you even came out, you made your mother buy clothes that she can only wear for 9 months…


However if you look on the bright side, then someone else is on the dark side… :P


SchoolGirl : Am I dark enough to be with you?
Darth : Let me see...


- The money you make from gambling is,
The money another person loses to it -

Wanna BET?

Maids maids maids… One day off?

There you go again, the maiding issue.

They have recommended a day off for maids per month?
(Is this compulsory? Can anyone let me know, because I’m too lazy to follow such ……… whatever!)

However, employers are still given a chance to PAY the maid if no day off was given.
(WHAT IS THAT? Flexibility or Creative?)


Just because they came from a lower “standard” country?
Just because they are lowly paid?
Just because they are doing “low class” jobs?
Just because we have the money to fling?
Just because we have UPGRADED ourselves and its time to DOWNGRADE others?


Are we humans in general? Or animals?

Rightfully, every HUMAN deserve one or more rest days per month.
If you are claiming that when they don't have chores to do,
that is the rest time for them, THEN let me return the question back to you:

How about going back to school everyday, but there's no lessons? But you cannot go out of the school? How about that? (Ahhhh, come'on you are going to twist and turn and explain that the comparison is unfair, blah blah blah, I think you got the potential to be a good prata chef, please enquire within...)


I’ll bet those who FORCE their maid to slog like hell but just paying PEANUTS (oops, cannot this term in Singapore. Although MADE in Singapore, but BANNED in Singapore) WALNUTS , are worst than animals, beasts, whatever!


In the army, we have learned a valuable moral, only ask people to do what you can, not what you cannot.. (Hey man, this is the first time I say something good about the ARMY… That’s alright, you don’t have to thank me, you have already DONE a LOTTTTTTTTT FOR me during those days) Anyway, you animals won’t understand such profound quotes.

If the maid WANTS to work everyday without a rest, I wouldn’t mind at all. At least, the maid MAKES the decision.

If the maid WANTS to rest, yet you insist that she works non-stop, that you better let me know where you stay, I’ll bring my cohort of army to train you…

For those facing difficulties, I totally understand your position.
In your perspective, a maid is a must have, not a luxury slave.


(What if we wear this and work for ya, higher pay? more off days?)


- The best quotes always come from::
those who think they are smart,
But others think they are stupid -

Birthdays - How easy to remember?

Am I missing anyone's birthday during this month?

Let me see,

All I can remember is:

My ten brothers:

Kev (somewhere in Aug???) and Pat (let me guess, 8/9 Sep), 16 Sep, 29 Sep, 5 Oct, 14 Oct, 29 Oct, 11 Nov, 14 Nov, 25 Nov
(First few brothers are lost... sorry guys, memory failing... pardon me)

My six sisters:

4 Jan, 9 Jan, 10 Jan, 11 Jan, 22 Jan, 3 Feb

The best time for a breakaway holiday will be from 4 Jan - 11 Jan,
so you can skip all the birthdays........................ Chew YA!

Anyway just a birthday question...

Do you recycle presents?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

A challenging question...

How truthful are you? :P

As for me...

PS: By the way, I don't SKATE, I blade... (Well, currently trying very hard to find time and try to learn how to blade... omg, I'm hitting 30 soon yet I don't know how to blade... What a pity!)

- What was the first word that your parents taught you to say?
DO THAT AGAIN and I'LL BEAT YOU!!! -

Constructive?

Numa Numa Dance Song... Credit O-zone :)

Without them, you don't get numa.
Without numa, you don't get chicken. Little!

When everyone is so crazy about this numa numa song,
I've decided to do my THESIS research based on NUMA NUMA,
and give a background and credit the original band who sang the song.



This song has already surfaced for more than a year...
It's popularity was impeded by another artist who sang... "I don't wanna know..."
(You wish you don't know right...)
The original band from Moldovan, Romania flood the charts with "Dragostea Din Tei"

Period.

The rest is up to you to be a little more Enthusiastic and click on the title link to learn more about O-zone. Oh, did I forget to introduce their name?

Ahhh.. Who cares, now all you care is maybe...
Where...
To...
Download...
Their...
Song...
Right???




FOR...
FREE?




I've got the deal...
All you need to do is ask...
(Alternatively, you can search for it...)


A better deal for the techies, extract the song from the FLASH movie... :P


- What is the fatest way to solve problem?
A..........................S..........................K -

When chicken is no longer small

As a recent movie goer, you must have seen this trailer...
Perhaps you already know how to make those slick moves...
But now... you can enjoy the full trailer...
When chicken is no longer small...

CHICKEN LITTLE



Starring: Zach Braff, Joan Cusack, Amy Sedaris, Don Knotts
Director: Mark Dindal
Synopsis: Walt Disney Pictures presents a new twist to the classic fable of a young chicken who causes widespread panic when he mistakes a falling acorn for a piece of the sky. In this hilarious adventure, Chicken Little is determined to revive his ruined reputation. But just as things are starting to go his way, a real piece of the sky lands on his head! Chicken Little and his band of misfit friends attempt to save the world without sending the town into a whole new panic.
Opening Date: Nov. 4

***
Oh, before I forget, Happy Birthday Varian!
May your wishes come true, mine too. :P
(Can I make wishes for myself on someone else's birthday?)
Sorry Edwin, I forgot yours,
I was having a hard time with my FUTURE!!!
Nevertheless, I managed to "TOUCH" your hand...
Best Wishes are never too late... *Cheerios*
***


(Nooooo, I wanna learn those dance moves...)

For those who just cannot get enough of the music and dance by the little chicken,
blast on your speakers, get into your best dancing shoes, get funky!
See the full trailer, PLUS the chicke little dance...
(Tip: These moves might attract a lot of attention from the opposite sex, don't wait for blind dates, don't wait for match makings, you are the center of attraction)



- Can I watch this, mum? -

(*wink*)

Think Box Out You Can?

I got this from a colleague of mine, interesting I thought, share I want to.


Change Your Point of View --- Joe Gracia

Imagine you're in London's Heathrow Airport. While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a kiosk selling shortbread cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies.Finally you find a seat next to a gentleman. You reach down into your traveling bag and pull out your box of shortbread cookies.

As you do so, you notice that the gentleman starts watching you intensely. He stares as you open the box and his eyes follow your hand as you pick up the cookie and bring it to your mouth. Just then he reaches over and takes one of your cookies from the box, and eats it! You're more than a little surprised at this. Actually, you're at a loss for words. Not only does he take one cookie, but he alternates with you. For every one cookie you take, he takes one.


(I'll take two if it is famous... :P)

Now, what's your immediate impression of this guy? Crazy? Greedy? He's got some nerve?! Can you imagine the words you might use to describe this man to your associates back at the office? Meanwhile, you both continue eating the cookies until there's just one left. To your surprise, the man reaches over and takes it. But then he does something unexpected. He breaks it in half, and gives half to you. After he's finished with his half he gets up, and without a word, he leaves.

You think to yourself, "Do this really happen?" You're left sitting there dumbfounded and still hungry. So you go back to the kiosk and buy another box of cookies. You then return to your seat and begin opening your new box of cookies when you glance down into your traveling bag. Sitting there in your bag is your original box of ookies – still unopened.

Only then do you realize that when you reached down earlier, you had reached into the other man's bag, and grabbed his box of cookies by mistake. Now what do you think of the man? Generous? Tolerant? You've just experienced a profound paradigm shift. You're seeing things from a new point of view.

Is it time to change your point of view? Now, think of this story as it relates to your life. Seeing things from a new point of view can be very enlightening. Think outside the box. Don't settle for the status quo. Be open to suggestions. Things may not be what they seem.

The morale of the story:

Don't always think out of the box.
Sometimes you can use someone else's box. :P (Improve efficiency)

- To think out of the box,
First, know where is the box -
(This is my corporate email signature)

Initial D - Gloves to Ali

What on earth is the name of the song?
The lyrics are less than 100 words. Cool eh?


I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Keys to the ignition are like gloves to Ali
to & fro, water in the sea,
the sunrise (twilight)
Is my peace
~repeat

I ride the distance, nature in me
Nirvana coming through, with my delivery
to & fro, mountains and sea,
the twilight sets me free
~repeat


(Click on view the full size picture... 800 by 600)

Why not Baba instead of Ali?

*Switch*

I chance upon a Guy who dedicate this mtv to his beloved Janny BECAUSE he did something wrong... (Cause he is saying sorry...)

http://www.flum.se/flash/openflash.asp?id=74B55FBC5FEA4F29B1A970DFE06FFD56
(Link to MTV with "Tong Hua" playing in the background)

Come to think of it, are we living in a take-it-for-granted society?

He/she is by your side all this while, you did nothing.
He/she is always there for you, you did nothing.
He/she is sick/angry/unhappy, you did something.

Do humans always have to wait for things to happen before acting on something?

Sadly, YES is the answer.

If there is no thief, why do we need police?
If there is no terrorist, why do we need security?

Which is the cause, which is the effect?
I leave it to you...



- There are juices everywhere
Pick the ones that is worth the squeeze -

Dining Privileges - Make My Day!!!

Needless to say more and tired to type more...

Presenting...

Some of my favourites and...

Some of my soon-to-try...

CAFÉ BRIO'S GRAND COPTHORNE WATERFRONT HOTEL SINGAPORE
• 1-for-1 Weekday Buffet
Prior reservation required to enjoy promotion. Please call 6233 1100 to confirm availability Available at: 392 Havelock Road, Level 1 Grand Copthorne Waterfront Hotel Singapore
(How can you forgo such a beautiful dining experience here? NEVER say tomorrow!)


ORCHARD CAFÉ ORCHARD HOTEL SINGAPORE
• 1-for-1 Buffet Dinner
Prior reservation required to enjoy promotion Please call 6739 6592 and quote "UOB 1-for-1"
Available at: 442 Orchard Road, Level 1 Orchard Hotel Singapore


HONJIN JAPANESE RESTAURANT
• 1-for-1 Ohtoro Buffet Dinner @ $48+++
For reservations, please call 6222 2243
Available at: 140 Robinson Road #01-00 Chow House
(Hey hey hey, SA SHI NI - aka "Kill You"... Wo lai liao..)


HONJIN NEXTDOOR THE FISH & SEAFOOD PLACE SINGAPORE
• 1-for-1 Dinner
For reservations, please call 6220 9989
(Where the hell is this???)


SPAGEDDIES ITALIAN KITCHEN
• 1-for-1 Main Course
For reservations: Tanglin Mall #02-23, Tel: 6733 5519 Paragon 2 #B1-07/09, Tel: 6738 7798
(If you have never been to Italy, here's the first place you have to visit! Bon Appetti!)


HÄAGEN-DAZS
• 1-for-1 Indulgent Offer Buy 1 Panna Cotta sundae and get triple scoop ice cream free
Available at all Häagen-Dazs outlets
(I scream... You scream... Our creams...)


MENOTTI THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN CAFE & BAR GARIBALDI GROUP OF RESTAURANTS
• 1-for-1 on whole menu daily (2pm - 6pm) • 1-for-1 on beer, wines and spirits (Sun - Thu, valid all day)
For enquiries, please call 6333 9366
Available at: 252 North Bridge Road, Raffles City Shopping Centre#01-17
(Shall we chill out here some times folks???)


KOINTERCONTINENTAL SINGAPORE
• 1-for-1 menu @ $98+++ per pax
For reservations, please call 6431 1064
Available at: 80 Middle Road, Lobby Level InterContinental Singapore
(It's gonna burn... but I'm still going, cause, you only live once...)


- My tummy is going to suffer
My wallet is going to be slimer
But my bank... is full of laughter -

WELL DONE!

Poem and Mee Sua, linked? You CARE?

An original poem ...

From a sentimental friend...

"The day is short and time passes by.
Though the day passes by, yet I'm glad your're in my life.
When you're in my life, there's much that we had shared.
With each moments we've shared, the short day is a treasure."
(Thank you Mr Tek for his contribution, *Hey, when are you launching your second poem?*)

For all the poets, exchange your talents here...

I HAD MEE SUA FOR MY DINNER AGAIN!!!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help...


(How come mine doesn't come with mushrooms, I LUV mushrooms, they are better than sex!!! *Oops* Looks oily, don't think I will eat such mee sua.)

Maybe I can start my first poem of the century:

"Mee sua, mee sua, you are so nua
Thin and slimy is what you are
Goes very well with pork and fish
But only if it's not saltish"

I am just a newbie, please enlighten me with your profound untapped knowledge.

- To sir with love,
To mdm with lust -

(All images are copyrighted and "borrowed" from their author, if you are unhappy, please contact them to contact my ISP to contact me to bring it down. Thank you!)

Men are dogs, Women are cats

Why are women always term as cats?
Because they have a nickname "pussy"?

Why are men always term as dogs?
Because they have something in common?

40 year old virgin, if you ain't watching,
You don't know what you are missing.



For the just 18 year olds, good for you,
time to learn how to FUCK, DICK, PUSSY
(These are censored words, but since the media authorities can grant a M18 to the movie, it means you can learn how to use the words, the proper way... Cheers mate!)
...and to add an incentive for you to pay $9.50 to watch it...

Nipples are provided.


(Before they rip it off)

Plus, description are there to help you understand better.


(The manager is trying to explain and at the same time... FLIRT!)

** Warning: You might suffer from 15minutes-non-stop-laughter-syndrome


(You just cannot stop........... )



- thInk Simple, thInk Life, thInk Concept
thInk Sex, thInk Lust, thInk Copulation -


Hey, I just learnt a new word in replacement of intercourse.
Which is, *ALREADY WRITTEN IN MY QUOTE, YOU KUKUHEAD*

Take a shot at your career

You will never know what you can get!



(Definitely you are not going to get Li-Lin, that's for sure)

Always wanted a shot at fame, glam and superstar?
Always wanted be to the most talked about guy on TV?
Always wanted to have a dance with a celebrity?
Always wanted a secure and high paying career?

Now you can, with Singaporean Gigolo.
Gone were the days of Singapore Idol, (can sing, cannot dance, can see, cannot last)
bring on your slick moves now and you might just be the first Singapore Gigolo.

Did I mention it is Denise Keller already? *Oops*, late is better than never. In case you have never seen her before, here's a preview:



No experience is required, fresh graduates may apply.

But of course, here are some important points that you might wanna take note, unless your risk appetite is huge enough to cover these:

- For those under 18 years of age, please consult your parents. (Don’t bother asking, I know the answer… I tried before...)

- For those who are single, seek advice from your best friend. (If your best friend is of the opposite sex, I know the answer… you haven't seen Scream 4)

- For those who are attached, tricky combination, it really depends whether you are the side of the wall (M and F), or the side of the “glass” (M and M F and F)

Send in your resume now, remember to go for a make over shot, your chances are escalated by up to 80%.
(Just remember, don’t send in a photo taken more than a year ago, you are wasting Singapore’s human and capital resources)

Here’s the killer pose that you have to end with:



Goodie Luck!

- I'll be there to support you, emtionally
I'll be right in front the the TV, physically -

The most expensive possessions

Of a single is:
His/her identity

Uses all possible orthodox or unorthodox methods to achieve what he/she can become.


Of a husband is :
His wife.

Uses up all possible routes of payment for wedding, photography, honeymoon, apartment not limited to cash, CPF, debit card, credit card, family loan, bank loan and private financial loan


Of a wife is:
Her husband and children

Uses her ARSE…
(Hol-ly SHIT………………………)



- When there is a cause, there is an effect,
When something is done, there must be a reason -

Singapore, Creative, in line?

Is a straight line in line?

Is a curved line in line?

Is a circle line in line?

Singapore is a:
- food paradise
- multi-culture paradise
- FinE paradise
- mozzie paradise
- shopping (or "chopping") paradise

With so many recent cases of murder involving body parts being chop off, are people trying to be creative?

In the society now, everyone has to be creative in order to sURVIVe,
- creative when you learn (students)
- creative when you teach (lecturers)
- creative when you work (employees)
- creative when you deal (businesses)
however, there are a few isolated ones who choose to be creative in “another route”.

Placing chopped body parts in tourist hot spots, Orchard Road. Now that’s creative.
(Don’t mention about the gruesome process)

Splitting the remains in different location. Now that’s creative as well. Usually murders don’t bother so much and just dump it at some isolated or deserted location. Now they are creative.

Just a side note:
(Now even drug traffickers are creative to put drugs into coffee sachets and tries to pass them off, unfortunately they have been tricked to carry them and exposed by the big players behind)

I must say, they have learned well.

Keep up the good education Singapore,
we will lead creativity as our creative foundation is well laid.

- The smart will outsmart the smarter,
the creative will outsmart the smartest -

Mozzie Attack, back to basics?

Singapore has the best effective mosquitoes breeding prevention practice, but yet Singapore is having the worst dengue fever outbreak.

Why?

From the way I see it, it all begins from the root.

Just like keeping your house WAY too clean will bring the defense system of the child down.
When he/she grows up:
- a little touch of dirt, rashes will come.
- sallow of dirty food, vomit will come.
- a slight fall or knock, blood will come.

The same theory applies.

When you don’t get bitten by mosquitoes from young, you will be more prone to dengue fever when they strike. Or whatever diseases that they carry. Now ditch the mosquitoes nets. (Sorry manufacturers... Your net rice bowl might just tear... Hur hur hur)

Over protective doesn’t mean that you are safe.
It’s safe at that point of time, but maybe not in the future.

Of course I am not suggesting that you feed your child with mud water and filthy cheese (Those that you drop it on the floor and pick it up again), just that, TOO MUCH of EVERYTHING (even good things) IS NOT GOOD for ANYBODY! (Money applies too, pass me some if you have TOO MUCH)

Same goes for the mozzies.

Insecticides have been sprayed on them since many years ago, now, their children might be able withstand those repellants and even “swim” their way across and suck your blood right in the midst of the fog.

Now that’s what I call immunity starts from young.

So what’s next?
Go to your nearest temple and pray that mozzies will not go through an evolution and build immunity to major insecticides.

For those who don’t pray, CHANT then.

- Until then, use water wisely.
Where unnecessary, use powder -

The Men Don’t Get It, Never Will!

... ... ...

After a few decades,
they start to realise,
that woman needs more
time than men.

Why do you always see men LOITERING along the walkways to toilets in major shopping malls?
Because they cannot get enough of the smell coming out from the toilets?

I remember the police had an advertisement a few years back saying, “If you see suspicious characters loitering around your voiddeck, please call the police”

So being around the toilet arena isn’t considered suspicious?
Hahaha

My teacher used to say, “men need to inhale the power of the toilet to come brave and do something big”, (She was referring to those big bullies that pull any poor chap into the toilet and beat them up)

"Thank you teacher, that is all that I can remember from your class."

there you go, power of toilet.


Now they are going to realise the voices of the public,

“to have more female cubicles”

Hurray, thumbs up for both women, men and also the contractors and manufacturers of toilet bowl.

It’s time for a new revolution in the toilet bowl business. (Maybe they should start the standing type of toilet bowls for the ladies... Thank me when you succeed.)

Time for the manufacturers to be creative about making toilet bowls.

When it comes to women, it mean business. (ultimately equates to MONEY)


- Next boom in the industry
Toilet and Cleaning services -

Battle of the Senior vs Youngsters

Kelvin Tan.
aka
Blind Man Superstar.
(Majority have proof me wrong, they are not shallow, well done!)

Unique one in the world, contracted by Play Music.


So do you think the aunties have more money to call or the youngsters have more sms to send?

You know the result.

Auntie Killers always rule.

1st September 2005

Tomorrow is the night!
1st September!
Our president will be swearing IN!
Where do you think most the viewers will support?

Channel U or Channel 5?
Hehehe

I think the most talked programme about in town now will be the Project Superstars FINAL! @ the indoor stadium.

I don’t want to sway the voters, just offering my 60 cents worth of perspective.

Kelvin Tan
***********

Winning flavours:
- According to sources on the television, Kelvin’s CD record sales have surpassed Kelly’s.
- Touching voice, touching outlook, touching life story
- Visual handicap association, his secondary school, street people that recognize him
- First in SINGAPORE and around the WORLD, Blind man superstar!
- Can be marketed using cartoon animation CD album cover like the Ocean singer.
- Never say die attitude, although handicap, has proven that nothing is impossible or should I say: impossible is nothing! (Thanks adidas)


Obstacles:
- Unable to give people the whole package, no dance moves, no eye contact
- Cannot appreciate effort that people has done for him, visually.
- Lose out in associations and schools support, in terms of quantity
- CAAS is a huge organization, SIA is a reputable organisation = A Great Way to FLY!


Kelly Poon
***********

Winning flavours:
- Good looks, good moves, good package
- Good background from dance club and SIA grooming
- Additional polytechnic and organization support
- Feminine advantage (I don’t want to go into an argument with the sexes, guys should know, gals… … …)
- Due to shortfall of record sales, fans are more willing to pump in money to rock for their superstar


Obstacles:
- Doesn’t have much friends? Is her character so bad?
- Improvements and determination are not as strong as Kelvin
- Superstar factor is not lasting enough
- Losing out on record sales? (I don't think it will be such a major factor)
- May lose out to overall visual handicap association. (I have not done my homework to check which is larger?)


Although I am not voting for Kelly, but most likely, she will win. If you compare the odds between both of them, Kelly shines better.
Plus, MAJORITY of the voters are shallow, proof me wrong!
(Who doesn’t want to watch their superstar with good looks and moves? You think Jolin and Cyndi are popular because of???)




I will be watching you…

My President, Our President.


For superstars fans,
7:30pm, be home early.


- Nothing is fair in this world, it started out with an unfair advantage
he got what he came for, she has yet to gain what she came for,
the decision lies with you, you are the judge,
the mobile, record and media companies are smiling,
because ultimately they are winner, they are the superSTARS!
The superstars that post profits from your MONEY! –

The TV Ad for public safety

Have you noticed the safety advertisement airing on television lately?
It goes something like this:

- Start -

“Think it’s safe to speed?”
(Shows a guy driving around the residential estates)

“Think it’s safe to cross?”
(Shows a guy messing with his mobile while walking along the roadside, with intentions to cross the road soon)

Eeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn *Pang!*
(After which a guy is lying on the road with huge amount of blood oozing out)

(The victim’s family are crying in the background…)

“Think it’s safe?”
“Think again!”

(Brought to you by the Traffic Police Department and so and so…)

- End -


I was wondering, if I am the guy who was about to cross the road and I adopted the message in the advertisement.

(Presenting my version of promoting public safety - Please contact me for reproduction ideas)
“Think again!”

[12:00pm] Standing at the edge of the pavement, awaiting for cars to drive pass.

[12:03pm] No more cars. I am ready to cross. But then, I have to THINK AGAIN!

[12:08pm] *Thinking for 5 minutes* - Ready to CROSS, but cars rule the road again

[12:09pm] Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… Patiently waits for another clear signal

[12:13pm] No more traffic, coast is clear. But THINK AGAIN!

[12:23pm] *Thinking for 10 mintues* When I was about to step out, a red ferrari just
ZOOMED pass me. PHEW, lucky I was THINKING. Back to my waiting routine.

[12:45pm] *20 minutes have passed* IT’S CLEAR! Back to THINK AGAIN!

[01:05pm] *Thinking for 20 minutes* GOD DAMN IT! I need more than an hour just to cross over to the other side of the pavement! ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[01:08pm] I’ve got an idea, THINK FIRST…

[01:15pm] *Thinking for 7 minutes already* Suddenly I heard a bang, there was an accident at the upper stretch of the road. I took a peek: An old lady has been hit by a car. I feel sad and happy at the same time.

Sad because she is being hit and I will pray for her to be alright.
Happy cause I can cross the road now, the traffic is STUCKED, JAMMED and CLEARED!

[01:16pm] *I was thinking, after thinking for so long, I shouldn’t THINK AGAIN* There I launch my left foot out, with a strong kick,
*BANG! … PI PRANG! … BOM! … AHHHHHHHHH*

[01:17pm] Right before my eyes, I saw an elderly man flew off his bicycle into the rubbish truck parked in front.

[01:20pm] I was stunned for 3 minutes. I retracted my foot and sat down on the pavement, to continue my thoughts. THINK AGAIN. (They are right, I should THINK AGAIN!)

[01:29pm] “When can I cross again?”, I thought to myself.

[01:30pm] Suddenly, a black figure crawled out of the television set across the street and says: “Use the Overhead Bridge, Don’t Be Lazy!”



[01:35pm] *Faints*

(By the way, the black figure has some difficulty climbing out of the television set cause it is a cheaps 21" local brand, not a 42" plasma foreign brand, that's the reason why she took 5 minute to crawl...)


Little Humor in the Morning
====================

“Flies spread diseases,
Keep yours closed.”

- If you know what he meant -

Compliments from the Morning Express.

Just a little humor - technology advancement

When you become to addicted to technology...

Guess what happens to your next generation...

Teacher: "What is your name?"
Little boy: "DVD"
Teacher: "What???"
Little boy: "DVD!"
Teacher: "What in the world is a name called DVD?"
Little boy: "My name is David, in short, you can call me DVD!"
Teacher: *faints*


- The last 40 years have not been the same
The next 40 years will never be the same -


Who doesn't know that statement should just...



be dead.

Planet Mars - U Interested?

Something to share

Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.

It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.
This will culminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth.
Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am IST (3 AM SGT).
It will look like the earth has 2 moons.
The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. (Until then, I shall see you in my next life)

Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY (that's really an amazing statement that NO ONE ALIVE will contest it) will ever see it again...

;-)

I would think that the author of Mars and Venus will be really interested in this Phenomenon.

- Mars, Earth, Pluto looked all the same to me
Chinese, Indians, Malays looked all the same to the galaxy -

Project Superstars, their shiny and gloomy side [SEMI FINAL]

When was anything fair? None.
Did your favourite superstars shine because you wanted them to?
In this world, money is not everything,
But money is definitely the THING,
to allow whomever to emerge as the winner,
because of MONEY, the THING that can win you FAME.
(Sad to say, poor people are always being looked down... Don't you think so?)


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The outcast potential superstars
They have the potential, the mark, the voice, the style however they have committed serious mistakes that cost them their titles.

Hong Jun Yang 洪俊扬
==================
Great guy, great voice, great look, great style, great attitude.
Highest score, didn’t make it to the finals.



The reason:
“Behind the scenes” brought him down. Too much “candy” will hurt his throat and HIS votes. He is not aware of this media industry standard, so I don’t blame him. He is still young, lots of opportunities for him.

If you are a male idol, who will vote for you? Most of the votes will come from the females, right? So, do you get it? Or is it always, THE MAN DON’T GET IT?

There can only be one woman. NO SHARING! LOVE cannot be shared. Even though the female voters know that their chances of being with him is slim, but they STILL stand a CHANCE, as long as he is not attached. But now… *alas*

Candy candy, no wonder the dentist don’t like you as well.

Personal advice: “Ditch the candy if you wanna soar”



Chew Sin Huey 石欣卉
=================
Great personality, great vocals, great character, poor dressing, poor mindset.
Highest score, didn’t make it to the finals.



The reason:
First of all, not pure Singaporean, so already been affected by Singapore-Malaysia ties. Second, perhaps friends and relatives are not as much as compared to a local Singaporean. Thirdly, all the news on the net doesn’t seems to be adding positive notes on her image.

Last but not least, the fatality: Revengeful reply during the judge reviews.
Voters = Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, gone. (Switch sides)

Judge: “You sang this song to one person right?”
Sin Huey: “No, I’m am singing this to tell those people who LOOKED DOWN on me that I CAN MAKE IT”

That’s it, the killer.

Plus, her opponent is so humble on that day. As one of the judges always say: “In this competition, if everyone is good, a small mistake is obvious thus making you look like the worst contestant”

People would like to see humble idols, not proud idols. Period.


The people’s superstars
They have the slight above average potential, they have huge fans, the correct fans, crowning them their titles.

Poon Kar Lai Kelly 潘嘉丽
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Attractive outlook, well-groomed high class waitress, good vocals, poor tempo.



Winning Factor:
SP fans, Singapore fans, SIA supporters. Other contestant fans. Need me to go on? I guess she ought to thank SIA for the 3 months training and her on the job experience to build up her poise and etiquette. Definitely, a huge advantage over Sin Huey as she did not make any major mistakes in the semi finals.

I can only attribute the following as her winning criteria:
Courteous + polite + humble = Victory
(Fann Wong look a like?)


Tan Wei Lian 陈伟联
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Unpromising image great senses, great nose voice, visual handicap (+ points or – points?)



Winning factor:
Singapore is out to produce a world-first icon to gain recognition. American Idol, Singapore Idol, too common.

Now, we have a Blind Man Superstar. First of a kind in this world, deserve an entry in the Guinness World of Records. Producer might be the one planning the roadmap for the contestants, you ought to understand this arrangement.

Sympathy votes are needless to say, I don’t want to go into details. However, if everyone related to the Visual Handicap Association will to vote, don’t you think their votes will easily overtake Jun Yang’s supporters?





Looking at the final 2 contestants, I have already prepared the reasons that they can win.
Stay tuned for my Project Superstars Finals Prediction. Wanna bet on it?

- To win is easy, (pool your group of friends and pass them the money)
to lose is even easier (curse the audience and show that you are proud) -

Barbara and Allan is so WRONG!!!

Finally, the authors are dumb founded.

Which authors?

THEM:
"Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps"




Now I think i can write a book about:

"Woman can read maps, but women can't read maps!"
(Spot the difference?)

Hahahahhahaha, is that really a big concern?
Yes! When you are in a foreign land Virginia, living deep down inside the suburbs, especially when you come from Asia.

Terese, my best of good, better than good friend has recently embarked on one of her most interesting and fruitful moments of her life.

I shall allow her to paint her experience personally...
She speaks ... http://teresetay.blogspot.com

Shortcuts have been added to my "Hungry for More links"
You don't have to remember, just remember me. =)

A twist to the book title:

- Woman can read maps, Guy choose what to listen
Woman can multitask, Guy does better at one -

NDP :: Seriously… Predictable?

NDP - National Day Parade

Do you find NDP boring? Because everything is so predictable?
President arriving, RSAF air performance, marching parades, 21 gun salute, mass synchronized performance, etc.

Of course before I go into that, I must say that the performers have put in their best effort and have done a very great job. Let’s give them 40 rounds of applause.

So if everything revolving the human is predictable (boring), it means that we will be boring untill we kick the bucket (why can't we kick something else)?
Ask yourself this question?
- Going to work everyday at the same time? Boring?
- Going to different hawker centres but still having the same food? Boring?
- Going to for your regular entertainment (golf, clubbing, pubbing, spa)? Boring?
- Brushing your teeth and taking a shower everyday? Boring?
- Watching a sequel of a movie? Boring?
- Having the same old husband/wife for more than 3,6,9,12 months? Boring? (Wooohooo, this is a sensitive issue)

Come people, you gotta have a little more sense of humor to say that NDP is boring.

I can only say that everything is wonderful, it’s just a matter of perspective.
Different humans, have different perception, that’s what made our world so interesting.

If there are no thieves, police will be out of jobs.
If there are no law-breakers, lawyers can kiss their jobs goodbye.
If there are no bad, how do you define good?

What I am trying to say, has already been said. Why do you want me to keep repeating myself? (Please read the green paragraph 40 times if you don’t get what I am trying to say, write it out if you want it to sink into your brain)

What I don’t really favour about the NDP is: The allocation of tickets.

Why can’t they have a system to distribute tickets to those who have NEVER been to NDP before? Imagine SINGAPOREANS living in this country ever since or even before Independence day and have never got a chance to celebrate with the nation in person?

Special tickets are offered to the families of the performers, for that I all for it, that’s acceptable.

Have “they” ever considered the feelings of those people who want to experience it once in their lifetime. NO! Because they simply don’t understand what is it like to have NO TICKETS!

People who sell NDP tickets for profits should be SHOT in the head, KICKED at the groin, DROWNED with sewage water down their throat and HANGED outside Esplanade, that’s a CLASSIC. (art piece)

All I wish for Singapore is: Everyone can be more gracious in every way they can be.

- Some are good at lucky draws
that doesn’t mean that
the rest are going to losers
for the rest of their lives -