Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Thank me

I was busy packing my drawer, room, house, block, district and country...

Phew... finally, I have done it!

Back in action after 14 days of intensive cleaning, clearing (not using the clean and clear though), just only with my bare hands and also with a little help of my dearling.

Thank me the new year is coming.

Thank me that I am going to work.

Thank me that I am revisiting my blog again.

Cheerio

- Nothing much to quote
Just a little, DO ANYthing -

Monday, November 15, 2004

Work vs Love - They are the SAME!!!

You are not going to believe what you are about to see.... and read!

After several million seconds of research done, I have made a new discovery. And it's a scary one.

Before you get a new job, what is the process you have to go through?
Send your resume.

What is in your resume?
Your educational qualifications, personal qualities and past working experiences

What working experiences?
5 years in sales and marketing experience, 2 years in managerial position leading, why you leave the company [very bored, nothing that I cannot do], what are the duties that you perform there [surf net, look for new stuffs and technology and present to boss to amaze him to keep my position, speak loud in front of presentation to convince and also confuse], previous monthly salary [S$4500], etc

What is your expected salary and availability?
S$5000 and 1st December 2004

Before you get a new love, what is the process you have to go through?
Display your qualities.

What is in your qualities?
Charisma, care and concern, humorous, romantic and past love experiences

What love experiences?
5 years with an accountant since university times, why you leave him/her [materialistic, gasoline prices rise US$51 per barrel, hard to maintain sparks, young and innocent character slowly dissolving], what did you do with him/her when you are together [hand to hand, waist to waist, eye to eye, mouth to mouth, back to back, head beside head, in in out out* frequently], previous monthly spending [S$2000], etc

What is your expected partner and availability?
Long silky japanese perm violet coloured hair, young and cute, never raise voices, obedient with monthly spenditure less than $500, RIGHT NOW!


* - Going into his/her house, coming out from his/her house. (What the hell were you thinking?)

- Everything in life is a routine
but everyone treats it differently -

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Happy Hari Raya Puasa, what's next

Another holiday in just a blink of an eye.

I have slept through from Deepavali to Hari Raya, what's next? Christmas?

No!!! It's my brother big old birthday which falls on the same day as Hari Raya. Way to go!!!
Double happiness with half the time available for him to celebrate... Happy celebrations and don't get recall when you are in the midst of "enjoying" Hehehehe

I will tell you what's next:
next on the list will be our poly grand quarterly dinner outing at Mushroom Pot. Gosh, I wonder how many kind of mushrooms do I have to eat to fill my stomach. Come to think of it, mushroom is a nice name, FUNGI is the scientific name? Yaks!!! Eating fungi with rice? How about spaghetti for a change?

Next on the next, will be my trip to Scandinavia's.. ??? Yeah! How about that? I cannot possibly tell you now because I haven't been there. What were you expecting? So keep tuning to find out more.

Last but not least, it's my anniversary with my dearling and also my birthday in the wrinkle lines. [Aren't they called pipeline?? Beats me.]

What a wonderful November to end the leap year.

- Singapore is not a dull country,
but anywhere else is a new discovery -

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Someone's sick... How do you???

When your loved one is sick? How do you ensure that maximum care and concern is being given to him/her?

How do you show your affection during this critical moment of life? [Well, depending on how serious of course]

Do you feel bad when you cannot do anything for him/her?
How about just being there with him/her? Is it good enough?

Why should I be telling you all the time?
Shouldn't you figure it out for yourself?
It's time to grow up, do something out of your own thinking.
I cannot be here, always. Not here. Always.

- If you cannot provide the physical support,
at least make sure that there is emtional support -

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Happy Deepavali, right choice?

On this happy occasion, remembering all the lump sum of money spent at your favourtie convenient store, shopping mall, eateries, cafes and relaxation outlets.

Do they ever take that small small small effort to even greet you "Happy Deepavali" ???

If not, then I guess, you are smart to choose your next available option.

--== HAPPY DEEPAVALI ==--

- No matter who you are, where you're from, what colour you're in
Respect is equal, Discrimination is selfish, do the right thing -

Friday, November 5, 2004

TG3F - The other way round

Every friday, I will recommend some good places that you can find good food. Sometimes, having the good food all the time, can be awfully bored, am I right?

So today, I am going to let you in on a location that I hope you will agree with me.

Scotts food court.

Before I go futher, you must have knowledge about LA-MIAN. (Handmade noodles)
Well, the stall having all the beautiful and new pictures of the bowls in black with different sorts of toppings and stock is definitely going to attract your attention.

I was one of them. Attracted.

Addicted. Abducted!

The stocks sucks, too much msg and salty.
The vegetables shrinked! Can only detect fine slices of "you know what"
The meat, portion is alright, a bit tasteless.

Am I going too far?

I believe that can conclude the ratings for that stall.
If you think otherwise, be my guest.

- All the good food have to queue
but the best, lets you sit and wait -

Wednesday, November 3, 2004

Trust is threaten!!! How?

What happens when you are in a relationship and trust have been misused before?

What will the woman feel? What will the man feel?

Can they still trust each other?

Yes of course, but only to a certain extend. 99.5% is alreay the best that you can get, don't even dream of hitting the 100 mark.

A scar on your body might heal, but a scar on a relationship is going to last, unless of course, the guy/gal has the what, "parking son of a bitch" disease.

What you can only do is to keep assuring him/her that you will be truthful always. Honesty at 100% of the time without any grey areas of guessing. In that way, your trust level will be maintain at the peak of what your partner can offer.

- Once gone is always gone,
cherish what you have,
for it may create/destory
your path along the way -

Tuesday, November 2, 2004

Nothing to do? Try this!

This will only apply to those who take MRT along those stations that you get a chance to jump!

While you are still waiting for the train to arrive, what are you doing?

Sitting? Talking to friends? Staring at the plasma screen? Enjoying the scenery? Leaning against the pillar? Or listening to the irritating annoucement?

Well, if you wanna listen to different annoucement while you are waiting, sure you can!

To listen to the "Attention all passengers, for your own safety, please do not.... " - Just try stepping on the metal "stones" near those yellow lines.

To listen to the "Attention all passengers, please do not skate... " - Just try to ski through the station as if you are roller bladding.

To listen to the "Attention all passengers, no eating... " - Just try to stand in front of the camera and take out the hamburger from your bag and ... [you know what to do]

Until then...

More varieties coming up...

- You will get what you want,
Just put in the effort, for once -

Monday, November 1, 2004

Work so hard? Pay Difference?

Ever wonder why you work so hard yet you are getting paid so little?

Ever wonder why people can work for the same kind of job and get paid differently?

Ever wonder more?

Stop dreaming and get back to work.

Today is your blue black monday, you are suppose to struggle through your day, no matter what, I will not help you. That's the way how the world works. Accept the reality of life.

Nevertheless, the old folks are correct about one thing, education and qualifications does play a part, not in most private sectors, but in big MNC, GLC and most government agencies.

A customer service officer in some small companies. Diploma starting pay : S$ 1200 - 1600
A customer service officer in big corporations. Diploma starting pay : S$ 1800 - 2300
A entrepreneur in his very own corporation. Below 'O' Levels pay : S$ priceless

You decide.

- You have only yourself to depend
if you want to make it big -