You are not going to believe what you are about to see.... and read!
After several million seconds of research done, I have made a new discovery. And it's a scary one.
Before you get a new job, what is the process you have to go through?
Send your resume.
What is in your resume?
Your educational qualifications, personal qualities and past working experiences
What working experiences?
5 years in sales and marketing experience, 2 years in managerial position leading, why you leave the company [very bored, nothing that I cannot do], what are the duties that you perform there [surf net, look for new stuffs and technology and present to boss to amaze him to keep my position, speak loud in front of presentation to convince and also confuse], previous monthly salary [S$4500], etc
What is your expected salary and availability?
S$5000 and 1st December 2004
Before you get a new love, what is the process you have to go through?
Display your qualities.
What is in your qualities?
Charisma, care and concern, humorous, romantic and past love experiences
What love experiences?
5 years with an accountant since university times, why you leave him/her [materialistic, gasoline prices rise US$51 per barrel, hard to maintain sparks, young and innocent character slowly dissolving], what did you do with him/her when you are together [hand to hand, waist to waist, eye to eye, mouth to mouth, back to back, head beside head, in in out out* frequently], previous monthly spending [S$2000], etc
What is your expected partner and availability?
Long silky japanese perm violet coloured hair, young and cute, never raise voices, obedient with monthly spenditure less than $500, RIGHT NOW!
* - Going into his/her house, coming out from his/her house. (What the hell were you thinking?)
- Everything in life is a routine
but everyone treats it differently -