When are you successful?

How do you deem that you are successful? The way you get to your goal? The amount of money that you make? The endless people that you have helped?

Well any of the mentioned above can be successful, of course, in your very own perspective. So ultimately, what you wish to see or achieve, at the end of the day, if you can reach it. There you have it!

Don’t worry so much about OTHERS, because you will never be contented if you compare with someone higher. So do what you think you have to do, that is what I am doing, for now at least.

- Your future lies in your present
Your past dictates your future -

Singles out there!

Hey singles, don't feel left out, my love section will also cover concepts, tips and guides to lead a single life happily. If you are worried about transition from single to double, leave all your worries with me, all you need to do is stay tuned and send me your doubts.

So how do you cope with your old friends when you go to an outing with them yet most of them are bringing their spouse along.

Well I got the ultimately solution for you, "I am staying single because I want to spend more time with my family, eventually when they are gone, or nearly gone, I can devote my time to my loved one."

Some may ask: "Will it be too late?"

"Late or early, it really depends on what kind of love you are looking at. That is all so personal and I shall leave that decision to you. For the best combination, you can have early love, mid family and late love again, why not?"

To learn how to accomplish that, that, for that, is just by... doing that thing you do.

- singles have the freedom,
they also have the boredom.
couples have the condom
but they use it, seldom. -

Relive the past, forsee the future

Nowadays, people are getting more and more technologically advance. With that kind of mindset, people are getting a little bit crazy.

Ever see the antquarium yet?

Ever heard of "what goes around, comes around"?

Antquarium is a ant kit that allows you to watch and learn the life of ants without all the creeps and fear. First thing on the list when you get one of the kit, just like those toy cars or robots, "batteries not included". Well we are already quite used to that. So the maker of this antquarium has also adopt the same idea. "Ants not included"

This is what you can see when you own one antquarium kit


(More information at http://www.glo-well.com/home.html , Singapore)

Imagine now that we are keeping the ants, and what if the ants mutate and try to keep us? This is how you can see the future.



*Woooh, scary isn't it?*

- Learn to love nature
and nature will love you -

S$45,000 for 3 days work? Anytakers? [This is not a joke]

Any takers for S$45,000 for 3 day job?

Work for 3 days, rest for 300 days. Sounds too good to be true.
It's TRUE and It's in SINGAPORE and It's available for anyone who meets the requirements below.

Requirements :
- Strong and durable
- Minimum movement and endurable
- Weather-proof and optimistic-oriented
- Standing or squatting position (depending on availability)
- 18 years old Singaporean or PR only
- Not for the faint-hearted
- Not for the hungry gluttons
- Not for the skeletons
- Not for the too fit too superficial
- Not for the geeks nor nerds
- Not for the beautiful and handsome
- No matrix or undercover agents please.
- No educational qualifications required

Any interested party please submit your application with your personal particulars to the following address: lifeconcept@hotpop.com. Please attention it to “S$45,000 in 3 days Job”.
*Warning* Incomplete applications will be rejected and spammed with rabbit and tortise mails.

Hurry, closing date will be on next monday 4th of October 2004 where I reveal the successful candidates.

- I will do the calling,
You will do the standing,
I will do the supporting,
You will do the standing,
I will do the claiming,
You will do the standing,
I will do the selling,
You will do the standing,
I will do the rewarding,
You can go home smiling -

Saturday Fever, after that, are you sending her back?

Guys, time to think about this :

** Do you always have to send your girlfriend home? **

Why you should, and why you should not?

why you SHOULD?
==============
- If she meets any danger along her way home, you are to blame
- She is afraid of the dark, you need to be the light for her
- She wants to spend the last few minutes of her time with you, same for you
- Never in her life, did she go home alone in the night.
- She thinks that it is a thing guy must do

why you SHOULD NOT?
==================
- If you are ready for a argument
- If you are already in the midst of an argument
- If you are already in an argument and the point of no return
- If you in the first place is not going out with her??? (*oops, then who are you with?)

Making you run from your home pasir ris to her home in choa chu kang and back to pasir ris in Singapore is crazy for love.



I think I should not go any further, any further step will result in doubles united to single separated.

- Nothing is meant to be
Everything is for a reason -

TG3F - Porridge

Dear folks, For a start, we shall begin with the traditional favourites. Porridge. Bustling with people from the morning till the wee hours, patrons from all walks of life has come. At a corner of a street in chinatown area (along eu tong seng street) near the food market. ........ I was being hijacked!

Live your life fruitfully

Does anybody around you always tell you what you should do, learn, work as? If so, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for as long as you are old enough to think for yourself. Why??? You should get a grasp of your life. It's your life. Didn't NIKE already told you what to do? So when do you think you want to learn how to play piano? Swimming? Driving? Soccer? Deejay? Dancing? Any interests that you have? When when when? You cannot learn that in books, perhaps you are just too tied up with all your other commitments and you don't have time for anything else. Maybe money is a barrier, but that shouldn't stop you totally, you can get money from the hard work that you put in.

The more things you learn in life, the more fruitful your life will be. Didn't you see the recent "life long learning awards"? Why didn't they come out with something like "life long no achievement awards"? I believe you are good enough to figure that out.

I have done my part, so when will you?

- Thoughts are just the beginning
Getting started is life long learning -

Love is all around

Whether you are loving someone, or someone is loving you. You are in love. So is that good or bad? Well, love in modern societies like these is hardly pure. There used to be a saying: “Love is unconditional”. I guess with all the practical mindset of people evolving, that saying don’t really stand anymore. How about this new saying? “Love is unconditional, however my time, my money and my effort is. Can I expect something in return for that?” If you are a sucker for horoscopes and you are in love, try out the lovescopes via this wonderful website that I have come across in my research of love in every human nature. http://www.lovingyou.com Take your time. - Remember what you said Fulfil your promise always Remember what she said She will love you all the way -

Comical SingTel Service Staff

No wonder ST is losing it’s market share. Check this out
I was at com centre one afternoon and overheard a conversation.

:: Legend ::
STS > Singtel Staff
CUST > Customer
[ …. ] > Thoughts of the person
*….* > Actions of the person

CUST > I am looking for a better than normal phone [Must be some high end phones]

STS > *Points to a NK 3100, Samsung SGHX100* These phones are around the normal range

CUST > I want a better than normal phone [Didn’t she hear me correctly?]

STS > Those are normal phones, you mean you want cheaper phone? [Grrrrr….]

CUST > I mean, I want to look for a better than normal phone, more stylish looking as well, just like those *points to NK7610 and Siemens S65* [Don’t this STS understand simple English?]

STS > I see, you are looking at these phones. They are quite high end. [Why can’t he just say high tech phone or sophisticated phone? Grrrr…. ]

CUST > *Reading the specifications on the display of Siemens S65* Does this phone have Bluetooth? [Quite a number of features]

STS > *Takes a quick peek at the list on her file and replied* No, that one don’t have. [Aren’t you reading the specifications already? Extra!!! ]

CUST > HAVE! *points to the specifications display* THERE! [Oh gosh, such simple thing written there also got it wrong, does her knowledge really exists?]

STS > *stumped for a while, flipping the list frantically*, oh yes, it comes with Bluetooth. [Oops, who the hell prepared this stupid list, I am going to get him for that]

STS > *still flipping the list* When you buy this phone now, it comes with free Bluetooth headset.

- Had Your Laugh Yet? If not, please re-start from the beginning again -

*If any of the above situations look or sound familiar or even represent the actual scenario, please stay calm, because you are not alone.*

- Customer service is to serve
and not wait to be asked -

LOW CLASS? How low will you condemn?

Have you ever wonder?
[I am speaking the thoughts for majority of our local fellowmates]

Roadsweeper - LOW CLASS
Rubbish collector - LOW CLASS
Maid - LOW CLASS

Do they deserve this kind of differentiation?
Dirty, no air-con, low pay job = LOW CLASS?

Without them, do you think you are living in a CLEAN, HEALTHY environment? Do you think you still have Pinnacle@duxton? I guess you are only left with Pinnacle@duck my smelly arse!

What if you have a family member working as one of those? Do you think they are LOW CLASS as well? If so, you are better off dead. Go, read my thursday 16 Sept entry for a graceful exit.

True Fact:
=======
A rubbish collector driver can earn more than all the FRESH GRADS [with only EYE power] coming out of university. [I have verified it before]

I always believe that as long as you take your job with pride, nothing is low. As long as you are doing a proper job, earning a proper living, nobody should ever look down on you. And you ought to be proud. I feel proud for you as well.

*Salutes to all the roadsweepers, rubbish collectors, foreign workers whom have brought utmost contributions to the society of any Country, Singapore especially.*

- Rich and power don't mix
Poor and feeble don't last -
Happiness and pride
are what you should ask -

To Tinkle Your Brain Cells

Why are the students beside you getting better than you?

Why are your colleagues beside you getting better pay than you?

Why are your friends living better off than you?

If you need some time to figure out the answer behind the three questions, I have a suggestion for you.

Get your butt of your chair and start doing something to change that, I don't mind losing a reader like you, provided that you are doing something constructive.

- If it ain't broken, break it,
learn to repair it and cherish it -

Superb Idling Coughing Kit

You may wonder what is that?

My only hint to you : DoNt "Read between the lines"

- Sit upright, back straight
only will you be able to see
that you ain't having backaches -

TGIF [evolution] TG3F

Thank God Is Friday!
Isn't time someone change that? You can choose to thank me, but I wouldn't deserve that much. *humble*

Introducing Thank God Food Fanatical Friday (also know as TG3F)

Established to bring you the food heights, drinks maniac, chill outs, relaxing nights and fantasy dreams. (wet or dry, up to you)

Going around the world to bring you the craving... Sounds good right? Wanna join us? Please send your particulars, working experience, food lover, drink lover, dessert lover and references so that we know you are genuine, preferably if you can find someone living near you with a transport, motorcar, motorcycle, speed boats are all welcome.

Auditions are open, please send your resume to lifeconcept@hotpop.com

We will contact you as soon as possible.

Thank you.

TG3F is serious

- If you ain't serious
don't even think, because
we don't, we ACT only -

I always believe, do it right, do it once!

For the benefit of those who have not been in the army, I shall enrich your mind with a simple common concept. “One for all, all for one!” In life, sometimes you don’t get to choose the way you want. For me, I would say, that is always!

When someone in your same platoon or section did something wrong, why did the rest got punished as well? God damn it right?

When did we have a say NO to price increase for public transports.
Someone jumped, train delayed, service disrupted, security measures considered, fares increased, problem unsolved, living standard rises, more people jumping, when will it end?

Well, for those people wanna die, please stay away from the tracks. If you do not, those people will curse and swear; and bear all the after effects and inconvenience, including me. GOD DAMN IT!

I always believe, do it right, do it once!
[This is how you do it right and for good]
Jump at the right location, choose the 72th storey high building for goodness sake. If you don’t have the money to pay for taking the lift up, just let me know, I am so WILLING to lend you a hand and pay for your ride up so you can come down peacefully, yet gracefully. [I can talk to the Guinness World Records to include your name, “jumped from the highest building, 72 – Miss/Mr Ku Tu”]

My prayers to you:

God bless you.

Jump from 72.

Amen.

Got lift!

May I help you pay?

No more stairways.

Graceful exit.

So I can sleep.


- If you need help, please call,
If you cannot afford the 10 cent
I am just a 5 cent sms away
only limited to 160 characters.

Do it once, do it right,
just don't call, after midnight. -

Love you or me?

To begin loving someone, first you have to love yourself. If you are loving your partner more than you love yourself, then I think you have to do something about that.

Ultimately, if you don’t love yourself as much, you might love your partner the wrong way.

- Love is blind, you are not
don’t do things, without your thoughts -

Tele-Humor [CLASSIC] MUST SEE!

It happened to me this afternoon, REAL incident. Here is an re-entactment :

Some help to understand all the hidden meanings.
1) ME = Me, HER = The tele-sales personnel
2) Words after the “>” are spoken
3) [Words in brackets are thoughts]
* The names have been change to protect the identities.

HER > Good afternoon Bruce, I am calling from Suntecx Hotel and I wish to introduce you a new privilege card to enjoy the full dining benefits when you dine with us. [Hope I can clinch this one]

ME > Ok sure. [What the hell nevermind, I am having free incoming airtime and doing some packing, just need someone to entertain me]

HER > The new card comes in silver and gold edition, with the silver card, you can enjoy 800 dining dollars, buy one meal, get another free, on top of that, you still get a 50% discount off, which means you only pay ¼ for two meals. In addition, we will give you a FREE 2D1N stay at our deluxe room worth $328/-. So do you drive? [Hmmm, good and receptive to explanation, have chance of closing this deal]

ME > Yes, sometimes. [Still packing my stuffs]

HER > If you drive, you can redeem your free parking on the complimentary night and when you spend above $50 dining in any restaurants. [Blind him with more benefits]

ME > Wow, that’s good.[What did she just say?]

HER > All you need to do is to purchase the card a about $1 a day, which amounts to $400 a year to enjoy all the benefits. [Breakdown the benefit to make it look cheap]

ME > Ok. [Now look who’s talking, her maths sucks, even if there is leap year, I only need to pay $366/-]

HER > I have got your card ready, what name would you like to have on your card? [Try to push it to him, if he accepts, I am done!]

ME > Errh, ready? Ok, put “Bruce Lee”, no initials required. [Wow their service is so good, card also ready before anything else]

HER > Ok done. So can I have your address? [YES!!! One more client for the day]

ME > Block 1, Parliament House, Singapore (000001)

HER > Ok, let me repeat…. ^^ Interrupts ^^

ME > When can I get the card? [Feeling excited about the card…]

HER > Oh, you can get it within four working days. [Heheeee]

ME > That’s great. [Hey man, out of nowhere someone is giving me such good deals, can’t wait!]

HER > Can I have your email so that we can update you on our latest promotions? [Another email to spam]

ME > Ok, bruceleeneverdies@isaidwontdieright.com [dummy email, go ahead and spam]

HER > So how do you want to pay for your card? Credit or Debit cards? [One last information and I am done]

ME > Errh? Credit card? You mean I need to pay for the card? I don’t have a credit card. [Scratches head]

HER > Yes, I mentioned about the $400 a year thing…….How about a debit card? [Oh my god, this fellow]

ME > Hmmm, nope! Do you have any other way that I can pay [Thinking of smoking through with mail order, so that I can preview the card first… hehehe smart me!]

HER > Erh .. Alamak, like dat how? Oh so you don’t have debit card as well? Hmmm … Ok. I can ask the hotel courier to go down and pick up the payment from you.

ME > [Shit, still can send courier…] Erh, why not let me think about it first, do you think you can send me some information first? [Avoid payment, delay tactic]

HER > Sorry, we don’t have brochures or flyers for this programme. [What the hell does this guy thinks he is trying to pull a stunt?]

ME > Don’t you all have any email or flyers or any information in other forms? [Such big corporations don’t have information, you gotta be kidding!]

HER > No [Pissed], we don’t have brochures, that’s why I am here to provide you with the details. [Fu_king stupid moron]

ME > Hmm, then I need to think about it. [Sound so good, don’t have information, yet want people to sign up immediately, also don’t know whether are you genuine from the hotel to request for such sensitive credit card information]

HER > Think??? Think about what? [Think you head la!!!]

ME > Maybe I need to run through the benefits again and decide, maybe you can call me back in a few days time? [Fu_k it la, but I will have to end it gracefully]

HER > Ok. [GOD DAMN PISSED – Thinking can close a deal, yet nothing in the end, still talk so much, ask so much information, name, address, email, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH, stupid fool !!!]

* If there is any similarity or coincidence to your daily activities, drama or movies, please let me know, I will change the script. Thank you.

- Telephone is just a tool that people use
Irritate or communicate, it is still you -

How to make working fun?

Have you ever thought of why working is so not fun? Why don’t you enjoy work like you enjoy spending time with your love ones, families, or even your best buddies? Why?

Is you! Yes, how you see and take each step towards your working life. You decide, it all matters. You are the one who wakes up everyday and tell yourself that, “God Damn It, I have to be there by 8:30am!” – looking at your watch now, 8:03am. “May The Taxi Be With You!” - Luke SleepWalker

If you bring a happy mood to work, it really makes your day. Even if your boss is yelling at you at 8:31am, so be it, just let him vent his hot air, and enjoy your cooling chair later.

I believe some of you might be read about the “who moved my cheese?” inspirational book. Well I have another to recommend, the fish tales series. Although it’s a bit too late for some, but still early for the other some. You can check out a few pages at major bookstores before buying it, best if you can borrow it from someone, if not the library. You are paying taxes, so don’t let them just float in the library. Use them and back get your taxes in another useful form, knowledge!

In case you cannot figure out what the hell am I talking about, a picture speaks ten million words, here’s your deal.


"Fish Tales"

- I ain't going teach you,
but I sure can guide you -

@@@ Inspirational @@@

I have mentioned in one of my previous bottomline quotes, “Always expect the unexpected…” and till today, I have themed my entries for individual days. What the hell am I doing?

*Spray spray* Contradiction! *Smells Good*




And for the aroma, I am going to change the Sunday theme to “Inspirational” and the Saturday’s to a request or dedication, if none available, then I shall leave it to your imagination.

Remember, your brain power is far more powerful than what your hands and legs can do.

- Do what you like, in your comfortable context,
without the expenses of others, to live fruitfully -

Good Friend or Best Friend?

When and how do you name a good friend? When does he/she becomes your best friend?
Do we have to draw such a line so clearly? Or just that we have different knowledge and vocabulary level so we deem our friends differently?

In the English vocabulary, there is good, follow by better and BEST! So I suppose qualities held by a good friend should also be present in a best friend. If not, I think you can downgrade your particular one to good. And if he/she misses out one of these qualities, then you ought to just name him/her as friend. Simplicity Rocks!

Basic qualities of a good friend:

- Be there when you need an ear, shoulder, hand, leg or arse
- Practically talk about anything without blood gushing all over your face
- Complain, comment, gossip, stab you in the front and in front of you
- Willing to help without any returns

If I keep going down the list, I think being a best friend will be very hard. But nevertheless, I sincerely wish that all of you that have less than 10 good/best friends, cherish them. Those you have more, time to send everyone of them through the quality check process. If you still have 10 or more, I am so jealous of you!!! Get lost now!



You live once, they too.

I welcome comments and additions to my writings, if you feel that you have something to say about it, don’t hesitate, cause if you do, you are not respecting me. Good or bad, all are welcome. Blow your mind, people!

- You don’t need many good
You just need a few best -

Food Wise

Dear Folks,

Its food wise time.

When do you actually find that the food in front of you tastes good?
"When your tongue touches the smooth gravy of the curry on the Yong Tau Fu"

So is the Yong Tau Fu good or the curry sauce good?

Well all I can say is that, both are just normal.

The only good food that is served, no matter where it is served, will be at the moment when you are hungry.



- Hunger is the best food, Look no further
Trust your stomach, Forget your Tongue -

What do you really hope to achieve in life ?

- Compliments from emailer -
Read this story and you may find that what you are always hoping to achieve, you may be already have it.

Businessman and Fisherman

There was once an American businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Mexican village. As he sat, he saw a Mexican fisherman rowing a small boat towards the shore and noticed that the fisherman has caught a quite number of big fishes that is known to be a delicacy.

The American was really impressed and asked the fisherman, "How long does it take you to catch so many fishes"? The fisherman reply "Oh, just a short while" "Then why don't you stay longer at sea and you could catch evenmore? " The businessman was astonished.

The fisherman simply does not agree, "This is enough to feed mywhole Family " he says. The businessman then asked "So, what do you do for the rest of the day then?"

The fisherman reply " Well, I usually wake up early in themorning, go out to sea and catch a few fishes, then I would go back and play with my kids. In the afternoon, I will take a nap with my wife, and evening comes, I Will join my buddies in the village for a drink, we played guitar, sing and Dance throughout the night. My day was ever so complete and carefree."

The businessman does not agree with his way of life and offered aSuggestion to the fisherman. I am a PhD holder graduated from Harvard University, specializes in Business management. I could help you to become a more successful person.

From now on you have to spend more time at sea and try to catch as many fishes as possible. And when you have save enough money, you could buy a bigger boat and catch even more fishes. As you go on, you will be able to afford to buy more boats, recruit more fishermen and lead a team of your own. Soon you will be able to set-up your own company, your very own production plant for canned food and do direct selling to your distributors. At that time, you will have moved out of this village and to Mexico city, and then expand your operation to LA, and finally to New York city, where you ! can set-up your HQ to manage all your other branches. "

The fisherman asks, " So, how long would that take ? "
The businessman reply " About 15 to 20 years "
The fisherman continued " And after that ? "
The businessman laugh heartily "

After that, you can live like aking in your own house, and when the time is right, you can go publicand float your shares in the Stock Exchange, by the n you will be rich,your income will be coming in by the millions!! "

The fisherman ask " And after that ? "
The businessman says " After that, you can finally retire, youcan move to a house by the fishing village, wake up early in the morning and catch a few fishes, then return home to play with the kids, have a nice afternoon nap with your wife, and when evening comes, you can join your buddies for a drink, play the guitar, sing and dance throughout the night!! "

The fisherman was puzzled " Isn't that what I am doing now ?? " So, what does one really hope to achieve in life, do we really need to Work so hard in life ? What do you hope to accomplish in the end?

The morale of the story?

You can live simple, but how simple can you live?

- Thank you Roger for the email -

- Simple living doesn’t mean living poor
Living rich doesn’t mean complicated living -

Love and don’t know how to love?

With our new PM initiatives to have more babies in the future, love must come first. Love must be shaped before baby can be delivered. Couples will need to maintain, sustain, and attain more intimacy to ensure love will last longer.

And how are we suppose to do that?

If you have no idea, the Romancing Singapore team has come out with a new Pak Tor Guide. Although this guide is targeted at those old couples to revive their love life, young couples can take this opportunity to learn something and have more creative out of the box ideas from the guidelines inside. [I am not their promoter, although I hope I can join their team]

One simple advice to all the lovers who are reading, to keep your spicy relationship as hot as possible, try, I really mean TRY not to do stuffs the routine way, the expected way, the usual way.

- Knowing what will happen is no fun
Fun is having your underwear and run -

Chews Day - Take a Bow

Too lethargic to write anything.

Simple clip for your entertainment.

Always respect your opponent, take a bow.



If you cannot load the movie, right click to save it to your computer here...

- There are no friends in a battle
Unless you bow your head -

How nice if we can have these?

-Work starts at 10 am
-Lunch break 1.5 hours from 12:30pm
-In between 20 minute breaks in the afternoon
-Going home early if your things are completed before schedule.

Stop dreaming and start slogging! Get a LIFE!
If anyone has that kind of life [office – bounded], please kindly send me your company details and profile and when are you going to quit your position, I am more than willing to take over your stressful job. :)



- You can only change things that you have in reach
Change yourself and work hard then you’ll be rich -

When is the love?

I didn’t spell the name of the song by Black Eye Peas by any mistake. Even if it is suppose to be a mistake, so be it.

I believe all of you have understood love through movies, television dramas, serials or even real life experience.

Some of the descriptions that you have heard commonly when falling in love will be:
heart thumping, face blushing, enjoying faint spells, having butterflies in your stomach, ice jelly feet, having chips without opening your mouth, etc.

All I can say to the above is: grandpa’s bullshit. (Bigger portion)

How do you know when you fall in love? Simple, just when you start to do irrationally and unconditional stuffs for your “target”. That is LURVE !!! Just when you think that you are in love but yet you are asking your partner to change this for you, change that for the better, that is not love, that is Manipulation!!! Else if you are not doing for love, I would suggest that you stay at home for the safety of the public.

- When love changes,
you better get changed,
cause if you don’t,
her papa will be fuming with the cane! –

Couple Holding Hands [Dedication]

Thank you dearling for starting this dedication, I would have thought I need to come out with something of my own for this first week of my theme entries. Hehe.

Why do couples hold hands?
For the singles, just something for you to keep in view that you might want to bring it up when you have your significant other.

Gals: For love, security, sense of belonging, affection, devotion, body communication, image
Guys: For the sake of holding? *oops* (If you are having this thinking, please drop it and start to pick up any of those mentioned under the gals section)

Personally, I feel that the whole holding hands thingy was started from the day you that you are born. When you are a baby, your parents always touch and hold your hands. The care and concern that are hidden beneath the simple hands have always been a legend since the two hands meets. The main idea is to connect, to transmit the signals from one person to another, making them feel even closer to each other.

The moral of the couple holding hands:
1) “They love and care for each other”
2) “Because they don’t have enough money to buy things to fill up both of their hands”
3) “The most flexible part of a human body is your hands, holding anywhere else will be too boring and some might get offended, being hold and being seen holding!”
4) “If my hand is dirty, so must yours be, in this way, we share the happiness and sadness together”

I rest my “eyes”.

For the rest, please feel free to make your comments, your views will help those less fortunate, do your part for charity, for your friends and ultimately your enemies.

- Love is blind, so are your hands
Dig your nose, without her knowing, if you can -

Yummy yum!!! Vinegar!!!

Unfortunately, I didn’t manage to taste any goodies tonight but I can share my experience of drinking vinegar soup, vinegar pig trotter’s soup (from the future). Wow, simply one word. *Super High Indulgence Orgasm Kick* (Just in case you didn’t get the word, the answer will be posted next week, but I can provide you the hint first, just take the caps)

The sour feeling of contraction throughout your eyes and cheeks, the piping hot sensation of the soup, the nostalgic aroma of pig’s trotter and the thin and slick layer of fats, marvelous.

Who should drink it?
Those having stomach problems, appetite instability and also fluctuating jealousy level that hits rocket high easily.

Where to find it?
Best at home! Self cooked!

- Food and fats, good or bad
taste more important, than all of them -

You are what you are named after

As I was very busy throughout these two days, my blog posts were a bit “delayed”. Sorry for the inconvenience caused, I am upgrading to serve you better!

Whatever your name is given to you or chosen by you, your destiny has been finalised. Here are some examples in life:
David – A great magician
Laurence – A great logistic support personnel
Larry – A famous, knowledgeable yet rich person

Of course not everyone will make it to be the successful one, but if you do possess that kind of luck and fate, please do not let us down. We need successful people to motivate the rest, and if there is no difference, then everyone will be the same? If there are no bad or evil people, how can we see the good and the kind?

- God has prepare your ending
now your fate is approaching
how will you be managing
that depends on your thinking -

First Love – Always there to remember

Don’t be mistaken, I’m not talking about just FIRST love, EVERY love is memorable, it’s just to what certain extend that you want/wish to remember. Sorry for the late delay if you have been expecting to see something on Lurve on this day…

For the couples, you can learn more about love or even contribute to this LURVE section to share with our lovely readers.
For the singles, you are gaining an insight to your future expectations and also the plans that you might wanna carry out when certain issues arise in your relationship.

One of the few months where you don’t get that extra holiday to spend more time with your loved ones. Before I even start on my Saturday topic, I have got my very first request from my dearling: “Why do couples hold hands?”.

If you wish to find out more about the topic, stay tuned, cause I am hitting the waves with you this coming Saturday (4th Sept) after the Wicker Park premiere, Movies in the Park organized by Class 95.

Oops, looks like I am too carried away by the introduction, haven’t done anything much on today’s Lurve, so I am just going to end this entry with a "code of conduct" (coc) for you to think about.

- At the very beginning, love shines, result : eyes blinded
Slowly following, love uncovers, result : colours discovered
As time goes by, love complicates, result : thoughts contradicted
If fortunate enough, love educates, result : unpleasant disintegrated
With hardship, love flourishes, result : happiness fulfilled -