New Year Spraying - Armed yourself !!!

Santa will not be around to fill in all the text here this season.
But he will be back next year to present the best under the sun.

As this is the last day of 2004, have you made up all your resolutions for 2005?
If you still have your back dated resolutions unfulfilled, don't bother making new ones.

* Cherish the old, Forsake the new *

SNOWING EXPERIENCE IN ORCHARD

Just a word of caution when you are walking around the streets of Orchard Road or where ever that sell those spraying thingy (for snow flakes, strings, etc). Watch your back, your head and even where you are walking towards. It was a very bad experience for many people, imagining yourself swimming through the sandwich packed pedestrian crossing and someone in the pack just yell: "Merry Xmas" and there you have it. A white wonderful xmas on your head and shoulders.

This is how the syndicate make money out of it.

They have uncle selling the cans.
They have young people to play with the spray.
So when you are hit by them, you smell revenge.
So you will buy cans from the uncle. (Profiting them)
And start your long journey of cat spray fighting.
Just when you have exhausted yours, they still have theirs,
So you will go pass another stall to replenish your ammos.
And the party just never stops... Have FUN!

And trust me, they target on groups, so one word of advice, stay single and try not to walk so close to groups or you might just be mistaken for one.

Well the funny thing is that I saw people buying cans but not spraying. They are purchasing it as a form of defense. Once you are hit, hit them back. In school, that is known as self-defence. Haha
Finally you can apply some skills without getting caught.

On the coming New Year's eve, this is what you can do to fend of those irritating people.

1. Wear your overheads (cap, hood, etc)
2. Have another extra piece of jacket or cardigan to bear the "spray"
3. Bring your goggles, equip when necessary
4. [Have a deadly weapon - This is the best part] Instead of buying sprays from the stalls at the roadside. Try visiting your nearest NIPPON stall and choose your favourite colour. Remember to get those weather-proof ones.

There you go, you should be able to enjoy the best of third worlds, the old year, the new year and the defensive year!



- Learn to forgive and forget
but if you want to remember
just buy the right colour number
from your nearest NIPPON dealer -

Marry Cris Merces

Its Christmas time
Bringing joy and happiness.
Presents for the little ones.
Under the mistletoe, sharing the first kiss.

Christmas is finally here.
Snow falling to the ground.
Kids building snowmen.
Love is all around.

Decorating the tree.
Putting up the lights.
Writing out letters for Santa.
For when he comes that special night.

Everyones in excitement
Come Christmas Eve.
Santa's gonna be coming
For all the kids that believe.

Staying up all night
To hear the reindeer click.
Listening for that Ho Ho Ho
From Jolly Ole Saint Nick.

Christmas Day
Children rush to the tree.
To see what Santa left
For all to see.

Christmas Time
My favorite part of the year.
Love, peace, and joy.
Not even one little tear.

(Kaytee)



Marry Cris Merces to everyone.
(Finally I have added a picture after 3 months of writing)

May most of your wishes come true (Don't be greedy...)
And enojoy a wonderful or blissful holiday ahead (Please choose one only...)

Just wondering, why do the greetings always go with "Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year"?
Are they just too lazy to say it separately?
Are they just saying it because it is convenient?
What is the reason behind it? The history?
All this, will be revealed.... Soon... After Xmas.
I don't want you to crack your brain for that during this holiday season.
To end it off, from 25 Dec to 1 Jan, one week only = SEASON? ;)

- Always expect the expected to come
For you may be caught unintended -

When you look the WO R ST!

Ever wonder that how much time you spent on grooming yourself before you head out?
Combing your hair more than 50 times a day? (Except for those who is using 50mg of gel a day)

Well that is when you look the best right? After 1 or 2 hours of make up, personal grooming, combing left and right and end up in the centre, cock standing high.

So when do you think you look the ugliest?

- Not when you didn't comb your hair
- Not when you just woke up from bed
- Not when you stand in front of the bright sunny sun without any makeup

Is when you fall asleep in the middle of the night. That's WHEN!

- First impression always count
If not, count yourself unlucky -

Look far, how far is far?

Look far, how far is far?

At the time when you are studying for your diploma, (be it business, marketing, finance, IT, engineering, marine, architecture, etc) do you know what you are getting into?

Person #1: Who cares, just go where all the girls are, that should make your life more worthwhile! At least for your love life.

Person #2: I don't have a choice, my parents want me to study this course, can I defy their choice?

Person #3: Well I cannot get into the course I want, how am I suppose to work on it? My results are already fix!

Person #4: I choose IT courses because it has a good starting salary.

Person #5: Accountacy is the right course for me because I like calculations and the future is bright for accountants.

About 95% of the students, upon completion of their courses, don't work where they are suppose to work. Even for persons #1 to #4, after graduation, they don't like the course, they are still looking for a job in that area. If not what can they do?

Only the Person #5 is looking good for now, but how good is good? and how now is now?

Society changes fast, technology changes even faster, can you ever catch up? Are you running on par with the change or are you always the one chasing the fashion lagging behind?

NOW that's your choice. Whatever you have gone through in your life when you don't make or know the decision, let it be, put what has gone to be gone. Cherish, plan and look into the future.

- Every second gone is added to your memory
Every second coming, welcome it with avidity-

Satay n Seafood by the river?

Craving for the best satay in town? Yet you don't want to miss out the beautiful scenic views of the singapore river? (Or whatever the river is known as)

Absolutely hard to find!

Located under the "during structure" bridge and right in front of the Waterboat House near Fullerton, you can see a stretch of stalls with plenty of sitting arena for your pleasure dining experience.

The satay rocks', the seafood hots' and also my wallet pops'. (If you get what I mean)

They operate till late night during the weekends from friday to sunday (till 2:30am).

The ambience for having seafood and satay is great. And here comes the best part: you can enjoy it throughout any season cause your are sitting right under the bridge, no rain nor shine can dampen your spirits, maybe perhaps the collapse of the bridge?

- Eat well to stay fat and fit
Drink well to remember where the toilet is -

Life and Money

Who doesn't like money?
Those who claimed that they have enough money already? Come on, when is enough enough? Of course, there are still people who finds satisfaction somewhere else rather than money.
Personally, I admire those people and I myself is trying to be one.

Love is an good example where money cannot buy,
but money can groom love faster and more durable than a poor chap.

There is a saying:
If you have it, you are a dragon,
If you don't have it, you are a worm,
But if you are around it, you are human.

- But if you are know how to play with it,
you are a genius. (Added by LifeConcepts) -

LOVE continues - Phase II - Endurance X-Ray

Welcome back to Three phase love
- the Endurance X-Ray phase -

I am going to update this soon...

- Hold your love for me,
not for me, it's for yourself -

Ketchup?

One day, a family of four tomatos were on their way to catch a plane. The family consist of the mother tomato, father tomato and two young playful tomatoes.

As this is the first time that the children tomatoes have been in an airport, they are taking pictures as they are slowly following behind. Upon hearing the 'last call" for boarding, the father tomato turns back and yell at his kids, "Ketchup, we are going to be late".

The two young tomatoes looked at one another and turn back to their father and shouted: "We are tomatoes, not ketchup!"

The father tomato shouted again: "I am asking you two to CATCH up!"

Hehehe

- Different objects may have the same name
Having the same name may mean different objects -

Sleepy at work?

Having difficulty in staying awake at your workplace?

Well, basically there are two things you can do.

Either you bring a pack of snackies to fill up every hour of your sleeping bug by chewing on
them,or you can start to talk to someone near you to spark up the communication bug so that they can keep you active.

Do you know that when you speak up, you don't feel so sleepy. Our minds are active during communication and therefore perking the whole body up. Many a times when you are talking to your friends, you are always in an energetic mood. (Of course if you are talking to the right friends)

FOOD, on the other hand has some magical powers. According to scientific research, food that goes into your stomach will generate some kind of chemical fluids that makes you happy. (Don't ask me, I am not a chemist)

You learn something new everyday don't you?

Cheers

- Mathematics and Science are most powerful tools
but you are the most powerful subject to leverage them -

Smile is good for....

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

There is no good people if there isn't any bad, so you are not so bad reading this.

(^_^)

prata prata... curry chicken

Supper Prata fans,

for all those that are not staying near the north area of singapore

now you have a new venue for your prata craving, with exceptionally good curry chicken gravy.

Although their prata taste varies in taste from time to time (well, it happens to all the prata stalls so far that I have went to) but overall, it deserves my praise.

Casuarina Prata, located along the stretch of upper thompson road in between a row of shophouses. To identify the correct stall, their takeaway plastic bags even have their names printed on it.

Their normal fish gravy is just mediocre, but their curry chicken is superb, at least for me.

They are the very first few to invent the widest range of prata you can imagine, be sure to check them out when you are planning your next prata trip.

Why is the standard always not up to par?
There is only a reason for that:

- Quantity affects Quality,
Quality affects Efficiency,
Efficiency affects Quantity -

Reality? Too hard to accept?

In life,
we are always chasing what have been missing...
we are always forgetting what have been beside us already...

Many a times, unconsciously we know what situation are we in,
but consciouslywe tied ourselves up with all sorts of events to delude our minds.
We always clamied that we are "busy", we have no time for this and that,
but in actual fact, we are just running away from reality.

Who wants to be hurt? who wants to be in the truth?

For those who choose to stand up and face the reality
are the ones that will succeed in achieving satisfaction in their lives.

- Reality in life is harsh
so hurting does the truth -

Three phase love

There are three phases in a complete love life.

The well known honeymoon, the difficult endurance testing, the marriage bliss.

Who doesn't agree that the honeymoon is always the best of the three, because you just got to know your partner, everything is so fresh... fresh flowers are always lovely, don't you think?
And for those naive ones, will hope for the eternity of good times and blind themselves by digging a hole in the ground and stuff their heads in. How nice if we can just stop the time and enjoy the moment. "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring" Did you just hear your alarm clock??

Fortunately, only 5% of the couples break up during their honeymoon period, I don't know how can people break off when they are both at their best, concealed bad habits, good presentation and all the white lies. Maybe they don't like sweet stuffs. Oh well, whatever.

According to survey (Professor Lee's) 75% of the couples break off during the "middle" phase, which is the endurance x-ray test phase. Why do I call it the endurance x-ray test? You will find out more, on next week's Love Day blog day.

Till then, the remaining 20% falls on the marriage phase. (If your mathematics isn't that good enough)



A good pharse for the smart ladies and gentlemen.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk forfree". Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are againstmarriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

- 101% Fidelity is possible only if
there is no competition -

Everything that is funny, is not the usual.

Have been spending some time to clear my mails
and I have found that amusing situations always
happen when you think otherwise.

Isn't being creative the same too? Thinking out of the box?

Just make sure you get it right, if not you will be the joke of the century... :)

Something to share:

A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Secretary: Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties.

- Thinking out of the box is good
Thinking without the box is better -

First First Day

Great day, easy day, relaxing day!!!

Got to know my working colleagues and conducive working environment.

Just a thought for all those who are thinking of solutions to increase the performance of the company. Here's a quick tip for you.

"Quantity affects Quality
Quality affects Efficiency
Efficiency affects Quantity"

So....

Which one will you compromise?

- Always speak with a smile,
it will bring you further than a mile -

Idol Night

Today is the night,

a malay

versus

a chinese

with the middleman

of different race as well

So which side are you on?

Nowadays, racism is a sensitive issue, I shall not go any further, it will definitely affect a lot of people, people around me and even me. (If I am being put into .....)

Just enjoy your night.

Chill!

Cool!

Cheers!!!

- the sms will kill
the calls will thrill
the people behind are earning your money until
their heartbeat is on a standstill -

Thank me

I was busy packing my drawer, room, house, block, district and country...

Phew... finally, I have done it!

Back in action after 14 days of intensive cleaning, clearing (not using the clean and clear though), just only with my bare hands and also with a little help of my dearling.

Thank me the new year is coming.

Thank me that I am going to work.

Thank me that I am revisiting my blog again.

Cheerio

- Nothing much to quote
Just a little, DO ANYthing -

Work vs Love - They are the SAME!!!

You are not going to believe what you are about to see.... and read!

After several million seconds of research done, I have made a new discovery. And it's a scary one.

Before you get a new job, what is the process you have to go through?
Send your resume.

What is in your resume?
Your educational qualifications, personal qualities and past working experiences

What working experiences?
5 years in sales and marketing experience, 2 years in managerial position leading, why you leave the company [very bored, nothing that I cannot do], what are the duties that you perform there [surf net, look for new stuffs and technology and present to boss to amaze him to keep my position, speak loud in front of presentation to convince and also confuse], previous monthly salary [S$4500], etc

What is your expected salary and availability?
S$5000 and 1st December 2004

Before you get a new love, what is the process you have to go through?
Display your qualities.

What is in your qualities?
Charisma, care and concern, humorous, romantic and past love experiences

What love experiences?
5 years with an accountant since university times, why you leave him/her [materialistic, gasoline prices rise US$51 per barrel, hard to maintain sparks, young and innocent character slowly dissolving], what did you do with him/her when you are together [hand to hand, waist to waist, eye to eye, mouth to mouth, back to back, head beside head, in in out out* frequently], previous monthly spending [S$2000], etc

What is your expected partner and availability?
Long silky japanese perm violet coloured hair, young and cute, never raise voices, obedient with monthly spenditure less than $500, RIGHT NOW!


* - Going into his/her house, coming out from his/her house. (What the hell were you thinking?)

- Everything in life is a routine
but everyone treats it differently -

Happy Hari Raya Puasa, what's next

Another holiday in just a blink of an eye.

I have slept through from Deepavali to Hari Raya, what's next? Christmas?

No!!! It's my brother big old birthday which falls on the same day as Hari Raya. Way to go!!!
Double happiness with half the time available for him to celebrate... Happy celebrations and don't get recall when you are in the midst of "enjoying" Hehehehe

I will tell you what's next:
next on the list will be our poly grand quarterly dinner outing at Mushroom Pot. Gosh, I wonder how many kind of mushrooms do I have to eat to fill my stomach. Come to think of it, mushroom is a nice name, FUNGI is the scientific name? Yaks!!! Eating fungi with rice? How about spaghetti for a change?

Next on the next, will be my trip to Scandinavia's.. ??? Yeah! How about that? I cannot possibly tell you now because I haven't been there. What were you expecting? So keep tuning to find out more.

Last but not least, it's my anniversary with my dearling and also my birthday in the wrinkle lines. [Aren't they called pipeline?? Beats me.]

What a wonderful November to end the leap year.

- Singapore is not a dull country,
but anywhere else is a new discovery -

Someone's sick... How do you???

When your loved one is sick? How do you ensure that maximum care and concern is being given to him/her?

How do you show your affection during this critical moment of life? [Well, depending on how serious of course]

Do you feel bad when you cannot do anything for him/her?
How about just being there with him/her? Is it good enough?

Why should I be telling you all the time?
Shouldn't you figure it out for yourself?
It's time to grow up, do something out of your own thinking.
I cannot be here, always. Not here. Always.

- If you cannot provide the physical support,
at least make sure that there is emtional support -

Happy Deepavali, right choice?

On this happy occasion, remembering all the lump sum of money spent at your favourtie convenient store, shopping mall, eateries, cafes and relaxation outlets.

Do they ever take that small small small effort to even greet you "Happy Deepavali" ???

If not, then I guess, you are smart to choose your next available option.

--== HAPPY DEEPAVALI ==--

- No matter who you are, where you're from, what colour you're in
Respect is equal, Discrimination is selfish, do the right thing -

TG3F - The other way round

Every friday, I will recommend some good places that you can find good food. Sometimes, having the good food all the time, can be awfully bored, am I right?

So today, I am going to let you in on a location that I hope you will agree with me.

Scotts food court.

Before I go futher, you must have knowledge about LA-MIAN. (Handmade noodles)
Well, the stall having all the beautiful and new pictures of the bowls in black with different sorts of toppings and stock is definitely going to attract your attention.

I was one of them. Attracted.

Addicted. Abducted!

The stocks sucks, too much msg and salty.
The vegetables shrinked! Can only detect fine slices of "you know what"
The meat, portion is alright, a bit tasteless.

Am I going too far?

I believe that can conclude the ratings for that stall.
If you think otherwise, be my guest.

- All the good food have to queue
but the best, lets you sit and wait -

Trust is threaten!!! How?

What happens when you are in a relationship and trust have been misused before?

What will the woman feel? What will the man feel?

Can they still trust each other?

Yes of course, but only to a certain extend. 99.5% is alreay the best that you can get, don't even dream of hitting the 100 mark.

A scar on your body might heal, but a scar on a relationship is going to last, unless of course, the guy/gal has the what, "parking son of a bitch" disease.

What you can only do is to keep assuring him/her that you will be truthful always. Honesty at 100% of the time without any grey areas of guessing. In that way, your trust level will be maintain at the peak of what your partner can offer.

- Once gone is always gone,
cherish what you have,
for it may create/destory
your path along the way -

Nothing to do? Try this!

This will only apply to those who take MRT along those stations that you get a chance to jump!

While you are still waiting for the train to arrive, what are you doing?

Sitting? Talking to friends? Staring at the plasma screen? Enjoying the scenery? Leaning against the pillar? Or listening to the irritating annoucement?

Well, if you wanna listen to different annoucement while you are waiting, sure you can!

To listen to the "Attention all passengers, for your own safety, please do not.... " - Just try stepping on the metal "stones" near those yellow lines.

To listen to the "Attention all passengers, please do not skate... " - Just try to ski through the station as if you are roller bladding.

To listen to the "Attention all passengers, no eating... " - Just try to stand in front of the camera and take out the hamburger from your bag and ... [you know what to do]

Until then...

More varieties coming up...

- You will get what you want,
Just put in the effort, for once -

Work so hard? Pay Difference?

Ever wonder why you work so hard yet you are getting paid so little?

Ever wonder why people can work for the same kind of job and get paid differently?

Ever wonder more?

Stop dreaming and get back to work.

Today is your blue black monday, you are suppose to struggle through your day, no matter what, I will not help you. That's the way how the world works. Accept the reality of life.

Nevertheless, the old folks are correct about one thing, education and qualifications does play a part, not in most private sectors, but in big MNC, GLC and most government agencies.

A customer service officer in some small companies. Diploma starting pay : S$ 1200 - 1600
A customer service officer in big corporations. Diploma starting pay : S$ 1800 - 2300
A entrepreneur in his very own corporation. Below 'O' Levels pay : S$ priceless

You decide.

- You have only yourself to depend
if you want to make it big -

Recover and strive!!!

If you have encounter a failure at work, love, family or your life?

Do you just stop there and grief and brood over it after many many years without taking any action to break through your nightmare before?

If your answer is yes, please LOOK AT THIS :
"GET SOMETHING DONE, and NOW!!!"

I know you may still have scars from the incident of your misharp, but what is over is for you to learn and learn how not to repeat the same mistakes. In this way, you can be better than before.

Be better in work, love, family and your life, isn't that what everyone wants? So why are you still hanging there? Go do something about it NOW!

- What is over is over, cry if you must
but you have to recover and strive again -

TG3F - Fish Bee Hoon Soup (thick thick)

As the weather is getting more and more unbearable and unpredictable, human beings are more proned to falling sick due to the drastic change of heaven and earth.

What the hell am I talking about? In simple words, I am falling sick soon, don't know why. Maybe due to the lack of sleep, inconsistent meal times and also the huge variety of hot and spicy food in Singapore.

Hot and Spicy stuffs - to a halt for now!

There is a stall in holland village coffeeshop (opposite the swimming complex) selling XO fish bee hoon. Wah, the amount of either XO or Hua Tiao "Wine" inside the stock is really delicious. By drinking the soup alone, you just cannot stop. With its big big chunky boneless fresh fish meat, now that is unstoppable.

Fish is good in every way and every way safer than all other meat like such (bird flu, pig worms, mad cow)... of course, every fish has its day... We might never know...

For the time being, just enjoy SAKANA to the MAX!

Cheerio

- Soup may not be the best medicine
But definitely helps in your appearance -

Life Choices

I started off pursuing my diploma after 'O's. With that I continued on with my bachelor (that I wanted in a specified industry), having a thought of possessing a high qualification will be an added advantage to my list. The list where everyone "thinks" that it will bring in the good job and the good money. I think so too, in another perspective.

Yes, I must admit that to a certain degree that the above statement is correct. But! I say but, usually we made our choices based on the current circumstances, economy of the country, standard of living, and how our peers performed. Now isn't that normal? Is that correct? *Think about it*

Most of the time, we made the right choices, (that's what we think, as most of us don't admit mistakes right?), that's right, only at that point of time. What is installed for us in the future is unpredictable, what we decide now may not be feasible for us when the time comes.

I believe a lot of you have come across LIFE experiences of all levels of mismatch, (maybe not on your own, but friends of yours as well, remember, you are not alone ^_^ ) that you are working somewhere that doesn't require the set of skills that you have learnt in your course of education.

Do you think you have made a mistake? A wrong decision? (Provided you have the freedom to choose what you are banging on) I don't think so.

What is happening then?

As time goes by, our perception of life and needs changes, we tend to know more about ourselves and what we really wanted at "that" point of time. And as of different time, there will be different needs, so every decision you made is your choice, its your life, the way you want it to be.

One day.... I hope that all of you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, throughout your life, and make the choice to accomplish what you have been seeking for.

- We are programmed to live by our life encounters
the only way to succeed, is to make our own choices -

If you love her, set her free

Having been a love consultant for many years till date, I must admit I still have a lot to learn. With all the life experiences from all my friends and social networks, I have acquired the knowledge that I can share and help those in need.

There is one thing that is always on my mind that I cannot really decipher. Have you heard the following before?

“If you love her/him, set her/him free”
“Love is not just about possession”

Words are touching, meaning are emotional
But, what the hell are you in love for?

Hahaha, come to think of it, those people who said that just couldn’t get the true love to be with them due to some barriers. All I have for them is:

- To get what you want is life is utmost important,
giving up halfway, is failing the loser way,
you will be despise and look down forever -

Good education, Singapore!!!

The education in Singapore has very well surpassed international standards and we are taught to raise any questions that we are unsure of. Nowadays, people have revolutionized the concept and take another step further.

In school, we raised hands.
We ask questions.

In society, we raised letters.
We complain issues.

In the past, beggars say
Thank you for your donation

In the present, beggars shout
Thank you, no 5 cents please

A missing child then,
Paste poster, wait for news

A missing child now,
Telecast news, volunteers flood

With such improvement to our society and contributions, I believe Singapore will be a very prosperous country full of talents from sitting along the streets, to great complaint writers hitting the forum headlines.

- Past is over,
live on the future -

TG3F - Sticky Yummy Spicy...

For those who like thick sticky gravy with yummy crunchy fish meat along with sour and spicy toppings, look no further. Just read here.

LOR MEE - a bowl of traditional noodles with fried sides and some sliced fish cakes.

It was very popular even before Channel U - Shi Zai Hao Pian Yi - variety programme give the lead to the stall.

If you are thinking of sitting down and wait for 30 mins or so, be prepare for something worst. Not only do you have to wait longer, you still need to queue for the bowl of LOR Mee on your own. Isn't that the joy of Singaporeans queueing for GOODIE FOODIE?

I cannot agree more.

Oh, just before I go, the stall is located at a coffee house along Bukit Purmei road. That is all I can remember. Bless your stomach.

- One man's meat is
another man's posion -

Control your life and others

I have attended a workshop by a "MMM" trainer today.

All I can say is that, by taking a further step into observing what you normally missed out, you will be able to achieve wonders.

My definition of "MMM" will be:
Mind, Mouth, Methodology.

By focusing our attention on all of the three parts of human living, we can then influence others in many ways to our desire... But the only thing we cannot get them to perform is, anything that is harmful to their own body. (eg. knocking his/her head on the wall)

- Some things are not meant to be proven
Some things just happen, for no reason -

Love is in the air

Love is such a powerful tool in our lives. It can bring endless pleasure and happiness to every part of your life, be it eating, sleeping, playing or even working. But if you are using is the wrong way, it can also destroy lives.

Toying with love can leave a scar in your life, add unnecessary stress and disrupt your normal routine, all these together will put you away for a very very very... i am saying... very very long time.

A lot of hardwork is required for love to work, to think that you are always admiring other couples that you see on the streets beaming with smiles, try to see another dimension.

Those happy couples you spotted are on the streets, those unhappy couples you don't get to see, of course you don't know where they are, because they are not happily strolling down Orchard Road, they might be busy somewhere picking up a fight in anybody's house or garden.

So the next time you want to see how many unhappy couples, just look out for them in the garden.

May all the lovers in the world progress with happiness, and all the singles start talking to someone of their opposite sex.

- See what you have to see,
not what you like to see. -

Sex Matters, Who gets the most?

just watched the news on the television

Nowadays, couples in singapore are averaging sex to once or twice a week.
Why is sex so low in numbers? What are the common reasons that people give?

Street Interviewee #1: People are spending more time on work, 9am to 9pm,where do they have the time to love sex?
(Young JC college student in blue uniform, hanging around in orchard road)

Street Interviewee #2: Work is so busy, always so tired after work, don't have time for sex.(Middle age woman wearing shades, looks like a well to do prospectful tai tai)

Street Interviewee #3: You must be kidding, I have sex everyday. *giggles*
(Senior man around 40-50, enough said) *My whole house was laughing out loud*

So what can you realise from this?

That sex is a love tool that you use when you want pleasure away from stress?

- Money has become (ASIA) human's top priority
Sex is just a leisure hobby that is secondary -

What do you look for in your job?

which jobs suits you the best?

what kind of job?

No entrepreneurship level
(Just work blindly for your company and company pays you)

Semi entrepreneurship level
(Company sets direction for you, but you determine your pay)

Full entrepreneurship level
(You set direction for your company and determine your own pay)

Whichever the case, whether your current situation can really
give you the opportunity to embark on a different level. That's
really the crucial point.

At the end of the day, which job gives you what you really
want in your career and pays you the sum that deems enough for you.

A very important lesson for all who are planning to hop onto another job.
Remember:

" The grass is always greener on the other side,
Don't assume going over will be easy, it will never be "

- What is enough when money is never?
Your personal perception, in money, satisfaction, whatever? -

Back to life

I was lost...

I don't know where am I...

Until I found, a message in a bottle...

It reads:

"Welcome back to singapore,
pay tax, pay loans, pay installments,
that's all you need to do,
cause no one is here to pity your predicament"

Best Mix of Meals

Heavenly splurge on your breakfast
Comfortable pace to indulge in lunch
To hell with dinner, maybe a small bite

- To stay healthy, beautiful and slim
just bang on the routine and be lean -

:: Ponder Nasi Lemak ::

You know the nasi lemak stall along that stretch of upper serangoon road? Well, just because they became famous a few, few, few years ago, they think they can just charge you any old how to signify that you are a carrot? (meaning that you are a big fat sucker)

I have come across cheaper yet nicer nasi lemak in Singapore, be it day or night, that stall is not even worth my ratings. (names have been kept confidential to protect the interest of the food stall)

The chilli is too dried and not tasty, the rice has that little bit of pathetic pandan fragrance, the chicken wings and drumstick just looked like they had an overdose of sun tan, last but not least, the varieties (will result in progression to either diabetes or kidney failure, you get a choice).

Anybody’s grandmother can cook better than them.

When there are GOOD FOOD around, there can only be ONE STALL, because there is only ONE GOOD COOK. If they can have many GOOD COOKS, why do you think there is only one CEO in your company?

- People with different fingerprints
will dish out different foodsprings -

When are you successful?

How do you deem that you are successful? The way you get to your goal? The amount of money that you make? The endless people that you have helped?

Well any of the mentioned above can be successful, of course, in your very own perspective. So ultimately, what you wish to see or achieve, at the end of the day, if you can reach it. There you have it!

Don’t worry so much about OTHERS, because you will never be contented if you compare with someone higher. So do what you think you have to do, that is what I am doing, for now at least.

- Your future lies in your present
Your past dictates your future -

Singles out there!

Hey singles, don't feel left out, my love section will also cover concepts, tips and guides to lead a single life happily. If you are worried about transition from single to double, leave all your worries with me, all you need to do is stay tuned and send me your doubts.

So how do you cope with your old friends when you go to an outing with them yet most of them are bringing their spouse along.

Well I got the ultimately solution for you, "I am staying single because I want to spend more time with my family, eventually when they are gone, or nearly gone, I can devote my time to my loved one."

Some may ask: "Will it be too late?"

"Late or early, it really depends on what kind of love you are looking at. That is all so personal and I shall leave that decision to you. For the best combination, you can have early love, mid family and late love again, why not?"

To learn how to accomplish that, that, for that, is just by... doing that thing you do.

- singles have the freedom,
they also have the boredom.
couples have the condom
but they use it, seldom. -

Relive the past, forsee the future

Nowadays, people are getting more and more technologically advance. With that kind of mindset, people are getting a little bit crazy.

Ever see the antquarium yet?

Ever heard of "what goes around, comes around"?

Antquarium is a ant kit that allows you to watch and learn the life of ants without all the creeps and fear. First thing on the list when you get one of the kit, just like those toy cars or robots, "batteries not included". Well we are already quite used to that. So the maker of this antquarium has also adopt the same idea. "Ants not included"

This is what you can see when you own one antquarium kit


(More information at http://www.glo-well.com/home.html , Singapore)

Imagine now that we are keeping the ants, and what if the ants mutate and try to keep us? This is how you can see the future.



*Woooh, scary isn't it?*

- Learn to love nature
and nature will love you -

S$45,000 for 3 days work? Anytakers? [This is not a joke]

Any takers for S$45,000 for 3 day job?

Work for 3 days, rest for 300 days. Sounds too good to be true.
It's TRUE and It's in SINGAPORE and It's available for anyone who meets the requirements below.

Requirements :
- Strong and durable
- Minimum movement and endurable
- Weather-proof and optimistic-oriented
- Standing or squatting position (depending on availability)
- 18 years old Singaporean or PR only
- Not for the faint-hearted
- Not for the hungry gluttons
- Not for the skeletons
- Not for the too fit too superficial
- Not for the geeks nor nerds
- Not for the beautiful and handsome
- No matrix or undercover agents please.
- No educational qualifications required

Any interested party please submit your application with your personal particulars to the following address: lifeconcept@hotpop.com. Please attention it to “S$45,000 in 3 days Job”.
*Warning* Incomplete applications will be rejected and spammed with rabbit and tortise mails.

Hurry, closing date will be on next monday 4th of October 2004 where I reveal the successful candidates.

- I will do the calling,
You will do the standing,
I will do the supporting,
You will do the standing,
I will do the claiming,
You will do the standing,
I will do the selling,
You will do the standing,
I will do the rewarding,
You can go home smiling -

Saturday Fever, after that, are you sending her back?

Guys, time to think about this :

** Do you always have to send your girlfriend home? **

Why you should, and why you should not?

why you SHOULD?
==============
- If she meets any danger along her way home, you are to blame
- She is afraid of the dark, you need to be the light for her
- She wants to spend the last few minutes of her time with you, same for you
- Never in her life, did she go home alone in the night.
- She thinks that it is a thing guy must do

why you SHOULD NOT?
==================
- If you are ready for a argument
- If you are already in the midst of an argument
- If you are already in an argument and the point of no return
- If you in the first place is not going out with her??? (*oops, then who are you with?)

Making you run from your home pasir ris to her home in choa chu kang and back to pasir ris in Singapore is crazy for love.



I think I should not go any further, any further step will result in doubles united to single separated.

- Nothing is meant to be
Everything is for a reason -

TG3F - Porridge

Dear folks, For a start, we shall begin with the traditional favourites. Porridge. Bustling with people from the morning till the wee hours, patrons from all walks of life has come. At a corner of a street in chinatown area (along eu tong seng street) near the food market. ........ I was being hijacked!

Live your life fruitfully

Does anybody around you always tell you what you should do, learn, work as? If so, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for as long as you are old enough to think for yourself. Why??? You should get a grasp of your life. It's your life. Didn't NIKE already told you what to do? So when do you think you want to learn how to play piano? Swimming? Driving? Soccer? Deejay? Dancing? Any interests that you have? When when when? You cannot learn that in books, perhaps you are just too tied up with all your other commitments and you don't have time for anything else. Maybe money is a barrier, but that shouldn't stop you totally, you can get money from the hard work that you put in.

The more things you learn in life, the more fruitful your life will be. Didn't you see the recent "life long learning awards"? Why didn't they come out with something like "life long no achievement awards"? I believe you are good enough to figure that out.

I have done my part, so when will you?

- Thoughts are just the beginning
Getting started is life long learning -

Love is all around

Whether you are loving someone, or someone is loving you. You are in love. So is that good or bad? Well, love in modern societies like these is hardly pure. There used to be a saying: “Love is unconditional”. I guess with all the practical mindset of people evolving, that saying don’t really stand anymore. How about this new saying? “Love is unconditional, however my time, my money and my effort is. Can I expect something in return for that?” If you are a sucker for horoscopes and you are in love, try out the lovescopes via this wonderful website that I have come across in my research of love in every human nature. http://www.lovingyou.com Take your time. - Remember what you said Fulfil your promise always Remember what she said She will love you all the way -

Comical SingTel Service Staff

No wonder ST is losing it’s market share. Check this out
I was at com centre one afternoon and overheard a conversation.

:: Legend ::
STS > Singtel Staff
CUST > Customer
[ …. ] > Thoughts of the person
*….* > Actions of the person

CUST > I am looking for a better than normal phone [Must be some high end phones]

STS > *Points to a NK 3100, Samsung SGHX100* These phones are around the normal range

CUST > I want a better than normal phone [Didn’t she hear me correctly?]

STS > Those are normal phones, you mean you want cheaper phone? [Grrrrr….]

CUST > I mean, I want to look for a better than normal phone, more stylish looking as well, just like those *points to NK7610 and Siemens S65* [Don’t this STS understand simple English?]

STS > I see, you are looking at these phones. They are quite high end. [Why can’t he just say high tech phone or sophisticated phone? Grrrr…. ]

CUST > *Reading the specifications on the display of Siemens S65* Does this phone have Bluetooth? [Quite a number of features]

STS > *Takes a quick peek at the list on her file and replied* No, that one don’t have. [Aren’t you reading the specifications already? Extra!!! ]

CUST > HAVE! *points to the specifications display* THERE! [Oh gosh, such simple thing written there also got it wrong, does her knowledge really exists?]

STS > *stumped for a while, flipping the list frantically*, oh yes, it comes with Bluetooth. [Oops, who the hell prepared this stupid list, I am going to get him for that]

STS > *still flipping the list* When you buy this phone now, it comes with free Bluetooth headset.

- Had Your Laugh Yet? If not, please re-start from the beginning again -

*If any of the above situations look or sound familiar or even represent the actual scenario, please stay calm, because you are not alone.*

- Customer service is to serve
and not wait to be asked -

LOW CLASS? How low will you condemn?

Have you ever wonder?
[I am speaking the thoughts for majority of our local fellowmates]

Roadsweeper - LOW CLASS
Rubbish collector - LOW CLASS
Maid - LOW CLASS

Do they deserve this kind of differentiation?
Dirty, no air-con, low pay job = LOW CLASS?

Without them, do you think you are living in a CLEAN, HEALTHY environment? Do you think you still have Pinnacle@duxton? I guess you are only left with Pinnacle@duck my smelly arse!

What if you have a family member working as one of those? Do you think they are LOW CLASS as well? If so, you are better off dead. Go, read my thursday 16 Sept entry for a graceful exit.

True Fact:
=======
A rubbish collector driver can earn more than all the FRESH GRADS [with only EYE power] coming out of university. [I have verified it before]

I always believe that as long as you take your job with pride, nothing is low. As long as you are doing a proper job, earning a proper living, nobody should ever look down on you. And you ought to be proud. I feel proud for you as well.

*Salutes to all the roadsweepers, rubbish collectors, foreign workers whom have brought utmost contributions to the society of any Country, Singapore especially.*

- Rich and power don't mix
Poor and feeble don't last -
Happiness and pride
are what you should ask -

To Tinkle Your Brain Cells

Why are the students beside you getting better than you?

Why are your colleagues beside you getting better pay than you?

Why are your friends living better off than you?

If you need some time to figure out the answer behind the three questions, I have a suggestion for you.

Get your butt of your chair and start doing something to change that, I don't mind losing a reader like you, provided that you are doing something constructive.

- If it ain't broken, break it,
learn to repair it and cherish it -

Superb Idling Coughing Kit

You may wonder what is that?

My only hint to you : DoNt "Read between the lines"

- Sit upright, back straight
only will you be able to see
that you ain't having backaches -

TGIF [evolution] TG3F

Thank God Is Friday!
Isn't time someone change that? You can choose to thank me, but I wouldn't deserve that much. *humble*

Introducing Thank God Food Fanatical Friday (also know as TG3F)

Established to bring you the food heights, drinks maniac, chill outs, relaxing nights and fantasy dreams. (wet or dry, up to you)

Going around the world to bring you the craving... Sounds good right? Wanna join us? Please send your particulars, working experience, food lover, drink lover, dessert lover and references so that we know you are genuine, preferably if you can find someone living near you with a transport, motorcar, motorcycle, speed boats are all welcome.

Auditions are open, please send your resume to lifeconcept@hotpop.com

We will contact you as soon as possible.

Thank you.

TG3F is serious

- If you ain't serious
don't even think, because
we don't, we ACT only -

I always believe, do it right, do it once!

For the benefit of those who have not been in the army, I shall enrich your mind with a simple common concept. “One for all, all for one!” In life, sometimes you don’t get to choose the way you want. For me, I would say, that is always!

When someone in your same platoon or section did something wrong, why did the rest got punished as well? God damn it right?

When did we have a say NO to price increase for public transports.
Someone jumped, train delayed, service disrupted, security measures considered, fares increased, problem unsolved, living standard rises, more people jumping, when will it end?

Well, for those people wanna die, please stay away from the tracks. If you do not, those people will curse and swear; and bear all the after effects and inconvenience, including me. GOD DAMN IT!

I always believe, do it right, do it once!
[This is how you do it right and for good]
Jump at the right location, choose the 72th storey high building for goodness sake. If you don’t have the money to pay for taking the lift up, just let me know, I am so WILLING to lend you a hand and pay for your ride up so you can come down peacefully, yet gracefully. [I can talk to the Guinness World Records to include your name, “jumped from the highest building, 72 – Miss/Mr Ku Tu”]

My prayers to you:

God bless you.

Jump from 72.

Amen.

Got lift!

May I help you pay?

No more stairways.

Graceful exit.

So I can sleep.


- If you need help, please call,
If you cannot afford the 10 cent
I am just a 5 cent sms away
only limited to 160 characters.

Do it once, do it right,
just don't call, after midnight. -

Love you or me?

To begin loving someone, first you have to love yourself. If you are loving your partner more than you love yourself, then I think you have to do something about that.

Ultimately, if you don’t love yourself as much, you might love your partner the wrong way.

- Love is blind, you are not
don’t do things, without your thoughts -

Tele-Humor [CLASSIC] MUST SEE!

It happened to me this afternoon, REAL incident. Here is an re-entactment :

Some help to understand all the hidden meanings.
1) ME = Me, HER = The tele-sales personnel
2) Words after the “>” are spoken
3) [Words in brackets are thoughts]
* The names have been change to protect the identities.

HER > Good afternoon Bruce, I am calling from Suntecx Hotel and I wish to introduce you a new privilege card to enjoy the full dining benefits when you dine with us. [Hope I can clinch this one]

ME > Ok sure. [What the hell nevermind, I am having free incoming airtime and doing some packing, just need someone to entertain me]

HER > The new card comes in silver and gold edition, with the silver card, you can enjoy 800 dining dollars, buy one meal, get another free, on top of that, you still get a 50% discount off, which means you only pay ¼ for two meals. In addition, we will give you a FREE 2D1N stay at our deluxe room worth $328/-. So do you drive? [Hmmm, good and receptive to explanation, have chance of closing this deal]

ME > Yes, sometimes. [Still packing my stuffs]

HER > If you drive, you can redeem your free parking on the complimentary night and when you spend above $50 dining in any restaurants. [Blind him with more benefits]

ME > Wow, that’s good.[What did she just say?]

HER > All you need to do is to purchase the card a about $1 a day, which amounts to $400 a year to enjoy all the benefits. [Breakdown the benefit to make it look cheap]

ME > Ok. [Now look who’s talking, her maths sucks, even if there is leap year, I only need to pay $366/-]

HER > I have got your card ready, what name would you like to have on your card? [Try to push it to him, if he accepts, I am done!]

ME > Errh, ready? Ok, put “Bruce Lee”, no initials required. [Wow their service is so good, card also ready before anything else]

HER > Ok done. So can I have your address? [YES!!! One more client for the day]

ME > Block 1, Parliament House, Singapore (000001)

HER > Ok, let me repeat…. ^^ Interrupts ^^

ME > When can I get the card? [Feeling excited about the card…]

HER > Oh, you can get it within four working days. [Heheeee]

ME > That’s great. [Hey man, out of nowhere someone is giving me such good deals, can’t wait!]

HER > Can I have your email so that we can update you on our latest promotions? [Another email to spam]

ME > Ok, bruceleeneverdies@isaidwontdieright.com [dummy email, go ahead and spam]

HER > So how do you want to pay for your card? Credit or Debit cards? [One last information and I am done]

ME > Errh? Credit card? You mean I need to pay for the card? I don’t have a credit card. [Scratches head]

HER > Yes, I mentioned about the $400 a year thing…….How about a debit card? [Oh my god, this fellow]

ME > Hmmm, nope! Do you have any other way that I can pay [Thinking of smoking through with mail order, so that I can preview the card first… hehehe smart me!]

HER > Erh .. Alamak, like dat how? Oh so you don’t have debit card as well? Hmmm … Ok. I can ask the hotel courier to go down and pick up the payment from you.

ME > [Shit, still can send courier…] Erh, why not let me think about it first, do you think you can send me some information first? [Avoid payment, delay tactic]

HER > Sorry, we don’t have brochures or flyers for this programme. [What the hell does this guy thinks he is trying to pull a stunt?]

ME > Don’t you all have any email or flyers or any information in other forms? [Such big corporations don’t have information, you gotta be kidding!]

HER > No [Pissed], we don’t have brochures, that’s why I am here to provide you with the details. [Fu_king stupid moron]

ME > Hmm, then I need to think about it. [Sound so good, don’t have information, yet want people to sign up immediately, also don’t know whether are you genuine from the hotel to request for such sensitive credit card information]

HER > Think??? Think about what? [Think you head la!!!]

ME > Maybe I need to run through the benefits again and decide, maybe you can call me back in a few days time? [Fu_k it la, but I will have to end it gracefully]

HER > Ok. [GOD DAMN PISSED – Thinking can close a deal, yet nothing in the end, still talk so much, ask so much information, name, address, email, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH, stupid fool !!!]

* If there is any similarity or coincidence to your daily activities, drama or movies, please let me know, I will change the script. Thank you.

- Telephone is just a tool that people use
Irritate or communicate, it is still you -

How to make working fun?

Have you ever thought of why working is so not fun? Why don’t you enjoy work like you enjoy spending time with your love ones, families, or even your best buddies? Why?

Is you! Yes, how you see and take each step towards your working life. You decide, it all matters. You are the one who wakes up everyday and tell yourself that, “God Damn It, I have to be there by 8:30am!” – looking at your watch now, 8:03am. “May The Taxi Be With You!” - Luke SleepWalker

If you bring a happy mood to work, it really makes your day. Even if your boss is yelling at you at 8:31am, so be it, just let him vent his hot air, and enjoy your cooling chair later.

I believe some of you might be read about the “who moved my cheese?” inspirational book. Well I have another to recommend, the fish tales series. Although it’s a bit too late for some, but still early for the other some. You can check out a few pages at major bookstores before buying it, best if you can borrow it from someone, if not the library. You are paying taxes, so don’t let them just float in the library. Use them and back get your taxes in another useful form, knowledge!

In case you cannot figure out what the hell am I talking about, a picture speaks ten million words, here’s your deal.


"Fish Tales"

- I ain't going teach you,
but I sure can guide you -

@@@ Inspirational @@@

I have mentioned in one of my previous bottomline quotes, “Always expect the unexpected…” and till today, I have themed my entries for individual days. What the hell am I doing?

*Spray spray* Contradiction! *Smells Good*




And for the aroma, I am going to change the Sunday theme to “Inspirational” and the Saturday’s to a request or dedication, if none available, then I shall leave it to your imagination.

Remember, your brain power is far more powerful than what your hands and legs can do.

- Do what you like, in your comfortable context,
without the expenses of others, to live fruitfully -

Good Friend or Best Friend?

When and how do you name a good friend? When does he/she becomes your best friend?
Do we have to draw such a line so clearly? Or just that we have different knowledge and vocabulary level so we deem our friends differently?

In the English vocabulary, there is good, follow by better and BEST! So I suppose qualities held by a good friend should also be present in a best friend. If not, I think you can downgrade your particular one to good. And if he/she misses out one of these qualities, then you ought to just name him/her as friend. Simplicity Rocks!

Basic qualities of a good friend:

- Be there when you need an ear, shoulder, hand, leg or arse
- Practically talk about anything without blood gushing all over your face
- Complain, comment, gossip, stab you in the front and in front of you
- Willing to help without any returns

If I keep going down the list, I think being a best friend will be very hard. But nevertheless, I sincerely wish that all of you that have less than 10 good/best friends, cherish them. Those you have more, time to send everyone of them through the quality check process. If you still have 10 or more, I am so jealous of you!!! Get lost now!



You live once, they too.

I welcome comments and additions to my writings, if you feel that you have something to say about it, don’t hesitate, cause if you do, you are not respecting me. Good or bad, all are welcome. Blow your mind, people!

- You don’t need many good
You just need a few best -

Food Wise

Dear Folks,

Its food wise time.

When do you actually find that the food in front of you tastes good?
"When your tongue touches the smooth gravy of the curry on the Yong Tau Fu"

So is the Yong Tau Fu good or the curry sauce good?

Well all I can say is that, both are just normal.

The only good food that is served, no matter where it is served, will be at the moment when you are hungry.



- Hunger is the best food, Look no further
Trust your stomach, Forget your Tongue -

What do you really hope to achieve in life ?

- Compliments from emailer -
Read this story and you may find that what you are always hoping to achieve, you may be already have it.

Businessman and Fisherman

There was once an American businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Mexican village. As he sat, he saw a Mexican fisherman rowing a small boat towards the shore and noticed that the fisherman has caught a quite number of big fishes that is known to be a delicacy.

The American was really impressed and asked the fisherman, "How long does it take you to catch so many fishes"? The fisherman reply "Oh, just a short while" "Then why don't you stay longer at sea and you could catch evenmore? " The businessman was astonished.

The fisherman simply does not agree, "This is enough to feed mywhole Family " he says. The businessman then asked "So, what do you do for the rest of the day then?"

The fisherman reply " Well, I usually wake up early in themorning, go out to sea and catch a few fishes, then I would go back and play with my kids. In the afternoon, I will take a nap with my wife, and evening comes, I Will join my buddies in the village for a drink, we played guitar, sing and Dance throughout the night. My day was ever so complete and carefree."

The businessman does not agree with his way of life and offered aSuggestion to the fisherman. I am a PhD holder graduated from Harvard University, specializes in Business management. I could help you to become a more successful person.

From now on you have to spend more time at sea and try to catch as many fishes as possible. And when you have save enough money, you could buy a bigger boat and catch even more fishes. As you go on, you will be able to afford to buy more boats, recruit more fishermen and lead a team of your own. Soon you will be able to set-up your own company, your very own production plant for canned food and do direct selling to your distributors. At that time, you will have moved out of this village and to Mexico city, and then expand your operation to LA, and finally to New York city, where you ! can set-up your HQ to manage all your other branches. "

The fisherman asks, " So, how long would that take ? "
The businessman reply " About 15 to 20 years "
The fisherman continued " And after that ? "
The businessman laugh heartily "

After that, you can live like aking in your own house, and when the time is right, you can go publicand float your shares in the Stock Exchange, by the n you will be rich,your income will be coming in by the millions!! "

The fisherman ask " And after that ? "
The businessman says " After that, you can finally retire, youcan move to a house by the fishing village, wake up early in the morning and catch a few fishes, then return home to play with the kids, have a nice afternoon nap with your wife, and when evening comes, you can join your buddies for a drink, play the guitar, sing and dance throughout the night!! "

The fisherman was puzzled " Isn't that what I am doing now ?? " So, what does one really hope to achieve in life, do we really need to Work so hard in life ? What do you hope to accomplish in the end?

The morale of the story?

You can live simple, but how simple can you live?

- Thank you Roger for the email -

- Simple living doesn’t mean living poor
Living rich doesn’t mean complicated living -

Love and don’t know how to love?

With our new PM initiatives to have more babies in the future, love must come first. Love must be shaped before baby can be delivered. Couples will need to maintain, sustain, and attain more intimacy to ensure love will last longer.

And how are we suppose to do that?

If you have no idea, the Romancing Singapore team has come out with a new Pak Tor Guide. Although this guide is targeted at those old couples to revive their love life, young couples can take this opportunity to learn something and have more creative out of the box ideas from the guidelines inside. [I am not their promoter, although I hope I can join their team]

One simple advice to all the lovers who are reading, to keep your spicy relationship as hot as possible, try, I really mean TRY not to do stuffs the routine way, the expected way, the usual way.

- Knowing what will happen is no fun
Fun is having your underwear and run -

Chews Day - Take a Bow

Too lethargic to write anything.

Simple clip for your entertainment.

Always respect your opponent, take a bow.



If you cannot load the movie, right click to save it to your computer here...

- There are no friends in a battle
Unless you bow your head -

How nice if we can have these?

-Work starts at 10 am
-Lunch break 1.5 hours from 12:30pm
-In between 20 minute breaks in the afternoon
-Going home early if your things are completed before schedule.

Stop dreaming and start slogging! Get a LIFE!
If anyone has that kind of life [office – bounded], please kindly send me your company details and profile and when are you going to quit your position, I am more than willing to take over your stressful job. :)



- You can only change things that you have in reach
Change yourself and work hard then you’ll be rich -

When is the love?

I didn’t spell the name of the song by Black Eye Peas by any mistake. Even if it is suppose to be a mistake, so be it.

I believe all of you have understood love through movies, television dramas, serials or even real life experience.

Some of the descriptions that you have heard commonly when falling in love will be:
heart thumping, face blushing, enjoying faint spells, having butterflies in your stomach, ice jelly feet, having chips without opening your mouth, etc.

All I can say to the above is: grandpa’s bullshit. (Bigger portion)

How do you know when you fall in love? Simple, just when you start to do irrationally and unconditional stuffs for your “target”. That is LURVE !!! Just when you think that you are in love but yet you are asking your partner to change this for you, change that for the better, that is not love, that is Manipulation!!! Else if you are not doing for love, I would suggest that you stay at home for the safety of the public.

- When love changes,
you better get changed,
cause if you don’t,
her papa will be fuming with the cane! –

Couple Holding Hands [Dedication]

Thank you dearling for starting this dedication, I would have thought I need to come out with something of my own for this first week of my theme entries. Hehe.

Why do couples hold hands?
For the singles, just something for you to keep in view that you might want to bring it up when you have your significant other.

Gals: For love, security, sense of belonging, affection, devotion, body communication, image
Guys: For the sake of holding? *oops* (If you are having this thinking, please drop it and start to pick up any of those mentioned under the gals section)

Personally, I feel that the whole holding hands thingy was started from the day you that you are born. When you are a baby, your parents always touch and hold your hands. The care and concern that are hidden beneath the simple hands have always been a legend since the two hands meets. The main idea is to connect, to transmit the signals from one person to another, making them feel even closer to each other.

The moral of the couple holding hands:
1) “They love and care for each other”
2) “Because they don’t have enough money to buy things to fill up both of their hands”
3) “The most flexible part of a human body is your hands, holding anywhere else will be too boring and some might get offended, being hold and being seen holding!”
4) “If my hand is dirty, so must yours be, in this way, we share the happiness and sadness together”

I rest my “eyes”.

For the rest, please feel free to make your comments, your views will help those less fortunate, do your part for charity, for your friends and ultimately your enemies.

- Love is blind, so are your hands
Dig your nose, without her knowing, if you can -

Yummy yum!!! Vinegar!!!

Unfortunately, I didn’t manage to taste any goodies tonight but I can share my experience of drinking vinegar soup, vinegar pig trotter’s soup (from the future). Wow, simply one word. *Super High Indulgence Orgasm Kick* (Just in case you didn’t get the word, the answer will be posted next week, but I can provide you the hint first, just take the caps)

The sour feeling of contraction throughout your eyes and cheeks, the piping hot sensation of the soup, the nostalgic aroma of pig’s trotter and the thin and slick layer of fats, marvelous.

Who should drink it?
Those having stomach problems, appetite instability and also fluctuating jealousy level that hits rocket high easily.

Where to find it?
Best at home! Self cooked!

- Food and fats, good or bad
taste more important, than all of them -

You are what you are named after

As I was very busy throughout these two days, my blog posts were a bit “delayed”. Sorry for the inconvenience caused, I am upgrading to serve you better!

Whatever your name is given to you or chosen by you, your destiny has been finalised. Here are some examples in life:
David – A great magician
Laurence – A great logistic support personnel
Larry – A famous, knowledgeable yet rich person

Of course not everyone will make it to be the successful one, but if you do possess that kind of luck and fate, please do not let us down. We need successful people to motivate the rest, and if there is no difference, then everyone will be the same? If there are no bad or evil people, how can we see the good and the kind?

- God has prepare your ending
now your fate is approaching
how will you be managing
that depends on your thinking -